Home Buyin/Maintenance Thread - Where most of us are 30ish but act 47. Oh, and fuck home inspectors

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  1. dump

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    I mean have you seen his house and pool?!?!?!?
     
  2. bigred77

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    No
     
  3. a.tramp

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    Is true. I am a billionaire.
     
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  4. blind dog

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    Have a built in oven that the broiler element went out. Can get new part for about $95, but after watching videos worried about the wires coming off element and falling into back of oven. Anyone done this before? Repairman quoted me around $315
     
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  5. Killy Me Please

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    I spent 14k on a new roof and somehow I feel like I didn't get boned. Was hoping to milk it for a few more years to decide if we're adding on. But oh well. We plan on doing the siding and adding a deck in the spring.

    Stove caught on fire during Thanksgiving (yes she called me before the fire dept or police. So I drove home like a lunatic because she didn't know how to use a fire extinguisher). Today it got replaced. New washer and dryer coming soon.

    Im running out of shit that I don't need to replace and or fix. Not sure how I feel about that.


    FML
     
  6. texasraider

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    patience young man
     
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  7. Killy Me Please

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    Lol my biggest hold up is if I'm temp or permanently fixing something and or going to hate it down the line. The decisions are frustrating. I refuse to do the kitchen. Ill refinish the cabinets and maybe do granite counters but she can suck a fat dick if she thinks I'm going to burn money on a kitchen she doesn't ever cook in. But people keep making comments like it's my legal obligation to tear into every room and putting my mark on it.
     
  8. WillySaliba

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    A few items I’ve yet to see on your list that I’ve had to replace too include everything on your list if you want to get a head start.

    dishwasher
    Televisions
    Water softener
    Hot water heater
    Sidewalk
    Driveway
    Porch
    Dogs ACLs
    Deck
    Mower
    Engine for car
    Humidifiers
    Dehumidifiers
    Freezer
    Water damage
    Toilet
    Generator
    Lighting outdoor and indoor
    Security system
    Doors
    Windows
    Landscaping

    not all we’re must haves and I can list more or go into detail, but there are heavier weeks and lighter weeks. I wish you luck.
     
  9. Killy Me Please

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    dishwasher soon
    Televisions lol no
    Water softener public
    Hot water heater boiler is old but in good condition
    Sidewalk none
    Driveway going to expand in the spring
    Porch possible
    Dogs ACLs omg
    Deck spring
    Mower Jorge
    Engine for car foh
    Humidifiers 1 unit in basement does all 3.
    Dehumidifiers
    Freezer my fridge is good. It's mechanical. So replaceable parts.
    Water damage nah
    Toilet I don't shit that much do I?
    Generator yes it's on the list.
    Lighting outdoor and indoor poss outdoor.
    Security system free just a monthly fee
    Doors no
    Windows some?
    Landscaping Tuesday
    Cleaning lady Friday
     
  10. WillySaliba

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    Always fun. TVs were my favorite. Coincided with hail damage, got zapped in the storm. But yeah there’s always something, good times.

    also picking up dog at noon, got both acls done yesterday, should be a doozy.
     
  11. Killy Me Please

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    Omg. King is 13. I don't want to think about it.
     
  12. Baseballman86

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    Anybody ever get one of these? Debt collection notice for pest control that I'm 99.9% certain we've never dealt with. The debt collection agency appears legit from light googling, but I've never even heard of that creditor and my credit report shows 0 delinquencies of any kind.
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  13. Tommy Jefferson

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    Is the pest company local or a company you recognize? I think I’d start with them first but I’d also try to get in touch with the collections agency before their deadline so they don’t end up putting something on your credit report by mistake.
     
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  14. bigred77

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    Doesn't it go on your credit report before it goes to a collection agency?
     
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  15. Tommy Jefferson

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    Do they need an SSN to report to a credit agency? I assume a pest company wouldn’t ask for that information.
     
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  16. Baseballman86

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    I've never heard of them before and they're based out of a far away state but appear to have a branch here. As I double check it, it looks like the company I have my termite bond with (separate, higher bill) has closed permanently and I'm guessing they sold to this group. I don't know of any unpaid bills with them at all, and certainly have never gotten any correspondence from them, but that's the only thing that makes sense.

    Separate but related, if that IS what happened, would that mean my termite bond is null now?
     
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  17. bigred77

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    You're probably right, I really don't know
     
  18. bigred77

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    Probably
    I've always assumed those things were a scam kinda like the home warranty company things where if you were to actually get termites they would just blame you for not calling them sooner and you still get fucked


    Big termite had a huge lobby in the legislation
     
  19. Baron

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    What in the fuck is a termite bond?
     
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  20. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    An unbreakable relationship between a man and his termite
     
  21. Oranjello

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    Probably so, but mortgage lenders often require them around these parts

    Another way to nickel and dime homeowners. It’s like a home warranty for termites. Pest control company has to pickup the tab for getting rid of termites
     
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  22. pperc

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    Yep. But they won’t pay for termite damage.
     
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  23. bigred77

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    Like I said. It's a fucking racket
     
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  24. Redav

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    Home ownership is a racket
     
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  25. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Anybody know some good augmented reality apps or anything that helps with interior design? I'm having a whale of a time trying to figure where to put a fireplace
     
  26. Funshot Residue

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    You don't need that bullshit. The fireplace goes over the TV. Everybody knows this.
     
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  27. arrdub

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    Magicplan app is p sweet
    edit: it’s more of a floorplan utility to be clear not AR. Not sure if it will do the LiDAR scan type stuff(?)
     
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  28. LuPoor

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    Any of you squares have a Leaf Filter or some other gutter protection system installed? Tired of climbing a ladder to fish leaves out but that shit's pricy. Any first hand accounts would be met with an immediate like
     
  29. Duck70

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    psst hell no. I almost fall off my roof every winter like a REAL AMERICAN.
     
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  30. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    We put something in the gutters that basically is like a pool noodle, but spongy and shaped like a wedge. It fills the gutter pretty much and sits flush* on top. Nothing really falls in. A quick blow with the leaf blower sends most over the side and down onto the lawn.

    I just went up top to do Christmas lights and in a few places, the spongy material was not perfectly flush and was sagging (due to not being placed just right) allowing some leaves and decaying material to accumulate on top of it. Of course its wet and mucky but only in maybe 3 feet of my 100 feet worth of gutters.

    Don't remember name or price, but HD had them. Maybe $100 give or take. Installed in 30 minutes.
     
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  31. Boom TittyMilk

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    previous home owner installed these or something similiar on the gutters. I appreciate that decision.
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  32. bigred77

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    Mine are similar to that
     
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  33. southlick

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  34. RJF-GUMP

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    Let's talk front doors. Just got a quote for a double door with windows in it. $4k. And the guy wants $2k to stain it and install it. So $6k for a front door. I have a mental block regarding paying anything over $5k for a front door. That's $5k for the door itself, the staining, the installation etc. It's a damn door. Although I'll acknowledge a good looking front door with windows/glass can make the entire front of your house look better. What would you expect to pay for this?
     
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  35. WillySaliba

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    To install the door, is the replacement the size of the existing door? If so, I think that's very steep.
     
  36. RJF-GUMP

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    Currently have a single door. This will be a double door.
     
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  37. pperc

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    i just paid $2000 to refinish a very large double door - sand down and varnish. is what it is.
     
  38. Where Eagles Dare

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    I fucking hate my dog.

    Spend 10 grand and then thus moron ruins it on day 2.

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  39. Snakes

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    feel like if they are ripping out sheetrock/siding/etc and redoing the framing you got a pretty good deal.
     
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  40. CF3234

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    jealous as fuck. a standard double front door alone in florida is 6k because of hurricane code.
     
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  41. ned's head

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    Exterior doors are expensive as hell. My wife made an offhand comment about changing ours when we bought the house so I've strategically dropped comments over the last year about how our current door is one of my favorite things about the place
     
  42. Funshot Residue

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    Our current project has (4) doors that cost more each (doors only) than your entire project, and they aren't top of the line. If you are getting structural work done as well, and you should be, you're getting a hell of a deal. We install several per year where the unit itself costs more than 10k. The cost of the average replacement unit 3'0 x 6'8, 9 lite glazed, fiberglass insulated slab, framesaver jambs, with PVC brickmold unit went from $575 to $875 or more within the last year.
     
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  43. Boom TittyMilk

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    Bout to go home and whisper sweet nothings into the deadbolt key hole of my front door
     
  44. Coach Prison Mike

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  45. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Fuck me. May be looking at buying a home. They’re trying to up our rent $600 a month. For the price they’re asking we could by a nice house in the burbs. Going to talk to them about a negotiation. Been here in these apartments for like 7 years. Shit, could probably find a nice townhome in the city for what they’re wanting. It says if it’s over $75 a month increase to contact them for negotiation. Never had to ever do that for any lease agreement here as it’s never been that big of a jump
     
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  46. Upton^2

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    “Ned won’t stop talking about our damn door”
     
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  47. The Blackfish

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    You should tear it down and start over to fix it
     
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  48. ned's head

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  49. Where Eagles Dare

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    Our dog did that to get a head start
     
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