Home Buyin/Maintenance Thread - Where most of us are 30ish but act 47. Oh, and fuck home inspectors

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  1. blind dog

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    It does have reliability for brands

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  3. Russellin4885

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    These are just your standard heat pumps. Like I was saying though Mitsubishi is the top dog when talking ductless technology. With that said, depending on your situation other brands might work alright too. I've helped my friend and SIL install Alpine units for a master suite and bonus room that they needed conditioning in. Those are fairly cheap options that have worked out well for both of them.
     
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  4. Lyrtch

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    Gas is considered fancier now so some high end buyers will be irritated if it doesn't have it if you sold

    But that's quickly changing and fuck em anyways
     
  5. Lip

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    my AC unico system is 23 years old and my boiler/radiators struggle to heat the second floor of my house. So I’m hoping I can add a ductless heat pump system to replace the ac when it fails and supplement the boiler/radiators on really cold days. I looked at geothermal and it doesn’t seem worth it for my house

    I’m just learning about this shit but my fiancé wants the second floor to be warm by fall so I’m looking at options/getting quotes for the most efficient options
     
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    I’m going to have an irrational fear of plumbing issues for decades. Bought this house nearly 4 years ago and within the first month of ownership the pipe draining the kitchen sink burst and draino-infused water got on a bunch of stuff in a storage room under the kitchen. Since then I’ve had sometimes significant plumbing issues about every 3-6 months. Cleaning up after dinner tonight, ran the disposal, and discovered the sink is clogged and water was coming up via the other side of the sink. I’m scared to do anything other than call a plumber at this point
     
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  8. Killy Me Please

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    Every now and then I pop into the Bridgewater Lifetime Fitness. Nice area.
     
  9. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    where you located?
     
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  10. Killy Me Please

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    Bestchester NY. I work all over the Tristate area so i go to every Lifetime if it fits my work schedule
     
  11. Lip

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    same and I’ve come to the conclusion of fuck a disposal. I used to try to dispose of everything, now everything goes in the trash. Not worth the risk imo
     
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  12. Name P. Redacted

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    My FIL was a plummer and had the same opinion.
     
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  13. pratyk

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    My MIL belonged to the Harrison lifetime fitness and I used it a few times - it was great but just so damn big.
     
  14. broken internet

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    Serious question and the TMB search function is dogshit:

    I have a gentleman's agreement on a purchase price (texts only), but I have a sneaking suspicion that the appraisal is going to come back a lot higher than his asking price. Like a LOT... maybe $75K higher.

    Is there anything I can do to hold him to his original asking price except pray?

    He is not using a realtor and he's bought & sold 15 or 16 of his own residences. He's been extremely forthcoming about the condition/upgrades/etc. Everything he's told us has been verifiable with receipts, online stuff, etc. He appears genuine and honest.
     
  15. Imurhuckleberry

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    If you go under contract he’s as tied down as anything you can do. You really only need appraisal if you are using bank money.
     
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  16. PAHokie

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    Very amateur answer here is get a contract written up?
     
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  17. WillySaliba

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    Very nice place Carl and it is a nice area. Have some good friends in Raritan and surrounding locale. I’ve probably been to a schindig near your home. We’re in PA, close to border.
     
  18. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    ah where in PA? Know raritan well.

    we were originally looking a bit further East in Warren, but inventory has been shit. This is still at the top of the “mountain” and close to some of the food spots up there.
     
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  19. ButchCassidy

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    We have an appraisal today and are nervous as hell, lol. And it’s only so we can get a loan to redo the kitchen.

    Our fence guys have yet to fix it since the trees fell on it, and our shed has a busted window from them, as well. House is cluttered bc it’s small and we have a 15 month old, would hope he’d look past that and appraise the house as if it were empty.
     
  20. Bruce Bowen

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    Inspection on house Im selling today. House is 70 years old. Ts and Ps needed.
     
  21. WillySaliba

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    So off 78 near center valley. Not sure if you are familiar but essentially south of Allentown and Bethlehem. I also worked a lot in Warren, Clinton and Morristown.

    I will say I love the area between Milford-New Hope down the river, either side. Some remote type property but still have the relative proximity to Philadelphia, New York and other civilization. Not dead set on that but we started looking last year. Like you said, not a whole lot to pick from out there.

    Also if you and/or your wife commute, much better than slogging through that shit every day, even if it only cuts a few miles off.
     
  22. Lip

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    I don’t think cosmetic issues in the yard will have much, if any, effect on the appraisal.
    I would declutter as much as possible tho. Fill your cars up for two hours.
     
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  23. Killy Me Please

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    Yeah that's my main gym.
     
  24. Russellin4885

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    Are you getting an appraisal for your financing? I only ask because I've never had a situation that the seller would get that info, it's only for the buyer and their financing.
     
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  25. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'm so annoyed I even have to ask this but are there any "natural" weed killer sprays that do a goddamn thing?

    My wife is deciding to self-immolate on a hill about using some round up.
     
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  26. WillySaliba

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    I was going to say the same but we have come across some insane state laws in here……
     
  27. One Two

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    You can always pull them up by the roots. It’s how I do my version of hot yoga during summer.
     
  28. pianoman

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    Nope, my wife has had cancer twice so we can’t use anything with any type of hazardous chemicals. Nothing works even a bit other than maybe wilting the tips of the plants.
     
  29. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    As I suspected. Wonder what these 5* reviewers are high AF on
     
  30. Lip

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    not a good garden chemical high - that’s for sure
     
  31. Redav

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    Roundup is pretty bad for the environment and kills like everything even close to what you spray. I still use it though because fuck the planet.
     
  32. broken internet

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    Yeah we are putting down about 20% and financing the rest.

    Mrs. Internet and I are housing virgins... that would be FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC if the appraisal doesn't go to him.
     
  33. Russellin4885

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    Only thing I'm aware of would be fire, seriously though you can buy this attachment and put it on a propane tank and go to town with it. Just don't start a wildfire.

    https://www.harborfreight.com/propa...4MJOLbbh3moCEZIGOi-EruRrhNFZOVTcaAvyuEALw_wcB
     
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  34. Russellin4885

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    I would be VERY surprised if he will get that info then. Also, depending on how your financing is structured that could be incredible for you and not have to put as much money down if your willing to finance it. For example, you purchase the house for $400,000 you would have to put $80,000 down at 20%. If the house came in at $500,000 on the appraisal you can put 20% down on that, so you would just be financing $400,000 and wouldn't actually have to come out of pocket for any of the down payment.
     
  35. ButchCassidy

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  36. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    Yeah that's a nice area, good luck with your search!
     
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  37. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Yeah I dropped black fabric over 95% of the area of concern, but there's jyst a couple areas left where I don't have time to negotiate with the weeds on a weekly basis
     
  38. Redav

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    The fabric stuff is only so good in my experience. Maybe we bought cheap stuff and maybe it's supposed to just limit weeds but I was not blown away by it, especially considering the work to clear everything out and put it down.
     
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  39. ButchCassidy

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    The fabric seemed to really help in our garden a couple years ago.

    We have some MASSIVE weeds that grow around our gutter drains.
     
  40. Redav

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    There's always the distinct possibility that I'm just a moron
     
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  41. Redav

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    I prob was asking too much. I want a long term solution and there really isn't any for weeds where I live other than spot pulling them every week or so
     
  42. Cabs

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    It only lasts for so long. Typically the juice isn’t worth the squeeze in my experience. It’s usually better for planters/pots/small gardens and not actual yards or straw beds.
     
  43. Redav

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    That's my feeling. You can put it down initially but clearing a 1000+ sq foot bed of all the mulch and crap and reapplying the fabric every year or so ain't fucking happening.
     
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  44. ButchCassidy

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    Dunno what I expected, but appraiser just took pics of the rooms and shed. Had his son, who looked 18, do it.

    Probably helps if the rooms are empty, but again, we’re living here and aren’t trying to sell it. Just want a new kitchen, lol
     
  45. Duck70

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    Get a Hori Hori.

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  46. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    fantastic for weeds with a nice fat taproot
     
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  47. Duck70

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    Yep, it just pops off in like 1 second
     
  48. Name P. Redacted

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    It’s incredible how bullshit a lot of the jobs are around housing.
     
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  49. goblue31602

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    A significant portion of inspectors and appraisers are absolutely garbage. We had our house appraised and he came in at LEAST $200k low. He said he didn't have any comps even though 3 of our exact model had sold within a mile of our house over the past 6 months for 2-300k more than he appraised.
     
  50. Redav

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    I've often wondered how on the up and up inspectors are. I mean I wouldn't trust a contractor or a realtor or basically anyone associated with a housing job like what npr said. Eat Arby's