Home Buyin/Maintenance Thread - Where most of us are 30ish but act 47. Oh, and fuck home inspectors

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  1. THF

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    I use that when they suggest I buy a boat.
     
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  2. bigred77

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    I bought a boat, you wanna come help me fix it?
     
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  3. THF

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    Yea I “think” that if it’s not easily accessible (meaning it fell down) the post office can decline to deliver the mail. Mine when I moved in was a simple mailbox on a 1/2 pipe with some decoration. Probably cost $25 at Home Depot.

    I went ahead and upgraded the mailbox to a stronger plastic and got a much more solid pipe. Dug the hole out, poured in a bag of quikcrete and made sure the new pole was at 90 degrees and supported it for a few hours while it dried.

    Overall it took an hour all in.
     
  4. THF

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    We have one of the early versions of the Dyson vacuums that plug in and a much more recent cordless Dyson. The plug in has to be over 10 years old at this point and knock on wood it keeps trucking. The cordless is great as well but lacks the power of the plug in version.

    We also did the conversion on the cordless so it will accept my Dewalt batteries like the tools do. This way when the wife is using it and it goes dead we can swap em out. Much better than the Chinese batteries on Amazon that barely last a year.
     
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  5. THF

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    I will pick up some extra Flex Seal and head your way.
     
  6. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    our house came with one, we weren’t seeking it, though with young kids we have actually grown to appreciate it.

    even maintaining it yourself though be prepared to light your money on fire
     
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  7. Nug

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    Met with my GC and architect for my build on Monday, provided a set of concepts, designer is getting started next week and we're meeting again in mid-October. Hope is to break ground May/June/July of 2025. Super stoked
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    Question - I will desperately need a warehouse/pole barn. Thinking like 1,000 sq ft, simple concrete slab and easy walls. Those are relatively cheap, right?
     
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  8. Lip

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    Looks very Nordic
     
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  9. Funshot Residue

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    What do you consider cheap?
     
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  10. Nug

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    $50k - $100k?
     
  11. Funshot Residue

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    Should be good in between those numbers depending on some options. I'd budget 65-80. Concrete and site work is very expensive. Insulation, roll up doors, tall ceilings, etc will all be appreciable adds. Obviously HVAC, and utilities too.
     
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  12. texasraider

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    I don't see a pool on these plans you should build a pool
     
  13. WillySaliba

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    Crazy, first rate drop in four years.

    Edit: Original date on that was Oct 22. Also that is not a prediction of mine, was just reading a ton on rates and the economy at the time. It’s mostly a holy shit post.
     
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  14. Nug

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    a.tramp said he's going to give me one for free. With ducks
     
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  15. NoNatty

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    Got our mostly completed floor plans and elevations back (we may end up adding a door/covered patio off the master). Also have a 26x25 finished shop/office going in.

    Appraisal is in process, hopefully it comes back on number and we can start getting permits.

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  16. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    A good old fashioned floor plan-off
     
  17. tigr2ndbase

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    Nice. What’s the sq footage?
     
  18. NoNatty

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    3172 on the main floor, 572 in the bonus room.
     
  19. bigred77

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    That's 3744
     
  20. NoNatty

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  21. NoNatty

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    I’m not a mathematician.
     
  22. texasraider

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    Looks like a great house as long as you build a pool
     
  23. Nug

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    Looks OK, but mine's better
     
  24. One Two

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    And a pickleball court
     
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  25. Nug

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    That's a big ol house. Are you building in OR
     
  26. AptosDuck

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    Where are you putting the TV
     
  27. Doc Louis

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    With a golf cart path leading up to it
     
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  28. NoNatty

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    big ole family. Building in Oregon.

    was thinking 7 feet above the fireplace.
     
  29. AptosDuck

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    PERFECT
     
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  30. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Where in Oregon buddy?
     
  31. Lip

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    how many wives are you allowed to have in Oregon
     
  32. Oranjello

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    Level Frames
     
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  33. NoNatty

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    We have 12 acres about 40 minutes south of Salem.

    there is no cap.
     
  34. One Two

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    12 acres? You could do two or three pools and 4 pickleball courts and still have room for a field of cab franc
     
  35. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    So kind of near Eugene? Looks like it'll be a really nice house.
     
  36. NoNatty

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    Outside of Lebanon, so basically right between Eugene and Salem.

    Front of the property/drive up to home site:
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    Home site:
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  37. Doc Louis

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  38. NoNatty

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    Bend is overrated (I am actually typing this from inside the Deschutes County Jail).
     
  39. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Been saying this for awhile now.
     
  40. Nug

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    What are your plans with the land? Doing an amateur homestead?

    I got 5 acres and super ambitious plans.
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  41. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  42. Nug

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    My future tradwife and I, along with Ryfle, Luna, and OurShiningSun are going to be the most obnoxious social influencing homesteaders this board has ever encountered and you jamokes are just going to grit your teeth and take it.
     
  43. Simon Templar

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    Prefiring with ignore option
     
  44. NoNatty

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    we don’t know yet. A good chunk of the property is in farm/forest deferral, so we need to make $650/year off of it.

    I mostly wanted land because I just want to be left in peace. We have just under 3 acres right now and still have annoying neighbors.
     
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  45. Lip

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    annoying like they wave to you when you come home in the evening or something more?
     
  46. NoNatty

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    one of my neighbors makes us get an arborist once a year because he is convinced that branches on our tall pine trees that hang over his property are going to fall on and kill his dog. It appears my other neighbor is building a mini RV park, as more and more keep showing up on his land.
     
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  47. AptosDuck

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    When I was a young child growing up in Corvallis we would visit friends in Lebanon, and I thought it was on the other side of the world because I'd seen Lebanon and Beirut on the news
     
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  48. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Hey I don’t think that caption is correct
     
  49. NoNatty

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    its in the middle of an identity crisis. There is still the rural Oregon, but the medical school opened like a decade ago and has brought in a more upper class folk.
     
  50. Doc Louis

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    You sure you're not living next door to Nug 's cult? I mean homestead?
     
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