Home Buyin/Maintenance Thread - Where most of us are 30ish but act 47. Oh, and fuck home inspectors

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  1. TLAU

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    not sure what thread to ask in figured this one would work.

    have a ~700sqft apt that's all hardwood. Have a dog that sheds regularly. Been thinking about getting a Roomba but not really a necessity bc I have a shopvac that gets the job done. after seeing the roomba do work on my friends place last sunday I want one. She has a ~$400 model. Saw on eBay there's tons for sale and was kinda wondering which model it preferable. I don't need the fanciest most up to date one... just one that can get dog hair ~2 days a week.

    seeing a lot of 550 / 650 series for sale around $150
     
  2. PAHokie

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    I have the 690 and love it. Pretty sure it’s basicaly the 650, but with the WiFi connection. Paid like $325 for it a couple months ago.
     
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  3. Joe Louis

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    Day 2, 3 offers in, best and final notice is out. Another 4 or 5 showings going on now. Might have this wrapped up by tomorrow ...
     
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  4. NineteenNine

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    what market are you selling in?
     
  5. Joe Louis

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    Charlotte, NC
     
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  6. texasraider

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    My non english speaking most likely illegal alien landscaper, who is a lovely person by the way, now accepts payment via Venmo.

    what a time to be alive
     
  7. Joe Louis

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    Offer accepted. Listed $249,900, taking $252,500. Best offer as well as the best financing (20% down, conventional loan) ...

    Is real estate always this easy? I paid $167k for this place 3 years ago, didn't do a damn thing but live there. After comms and such gonna clear about $85k :ded:
     
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  8. Aaron Nevilles Pet Tick

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    Are we the same person? hah. I bought my house in 2014 for 167k, but i'm choosing to rent it out right now. It's in Plaza as well.
     
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  9. Joe Louis

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    Ha yeah I remember that. I'm in Villa Heights near Cordelia Park. Yeah man the whole 28205 zip is hot. But I'm thinking about a broader relocation outside of CLT ...

    You need a renter? M2M for a TMBer??
     
  10. NineteenNine

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    It’s that easy in Denver. We basically just did the same thing. It’s nice, as long as you don’t have to buy in this market.
     
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  11. Joe Louis

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    No doubt. Why I'm also thinking rentals for now, see where stuff is at in a year ...
     
  12. NineteenNine

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    We did that. Probably made an extra $25-30k + a year of rental income.
     
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  13. Joe Louis

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    Also thinking about moving back home to Detroit. Although the real estate market is not quite the free for all it was 5-10 years ago ...
     
  14. NineteenNine

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    We’re also probably about to leave Denver for some amount of time, but are keeping the house we’re in now for fear of not being able to get back in if we sold everything.
     
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  15. Aaron Nevilles Pet Tick

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    I have 2 guys renting the house right now, they would love a 3rd renter. I just doubt you'd want to be in that.

    Your house seems cool though. I'm glad you got the price you wanted. Charlotte real estate is a zoo man, but it's pretty bumping.
     
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  16. Joe Louis

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    If I do buy again either gonna look a Belmont near Birdsong or go across Tryon near NoDa Brewing. The light rail cometh and it's gonna pull the whole North End area up with it IMO ...
     
  17. Russellin4885

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    In Raleigh and our market is just crazy right now. Bought my house 3 years ago for $215,00, have done about $75,000 in renovations and have no doubt I could easily sell for well over $400,000. Actually thinking about doing a heloc and would be really interested in what the appraisal comes back at. Three houses in my neighborhood have been bought in the last few months for over $350,000 and have been torn down and they are putting $800,000+ houses up. I’m not going anywhere so I would have to buy right back into this craziness which is why I’ve started looking for land and want to be the GC on my own build.
     
  18. Joe Louis

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    Same thing in Charlotte man. Surprised my house actually went to an individual owner and not a developer ...
     
  19. C A N E

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    Bad news: I bought some Hue colored bulbs :rain:
     
  20. Jorts

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    If it’s not too late, and you haven’t already, go to a Local Credit Union for HELOC. Rates / terms will be ridiculously better than any bank, for HELOC limits <$100k
     
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  21. Boo MFer!

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    Good idea. Regions does a “loan in a line” with a fixed 4.125%. We’d only need $20k or so, but would take out a line for $50k and still conservatively be at 80% LTV.
     
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  22. Jorts

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    Rates for HELOCs are tied to the limit... Higher the limit, the lower the rate, so go to $50k & definitely reach out to a credit union. If you want to go with a bank, Bank of America is probably the most aggressive currently. I have a point of contact there, if you'd like.

    You will more than likely get additional discounts for taking an initial draw against the line at closing... you typically need to maintain the balance for 2-3 pay cycles, for the discount to be applied. If you ever actually use the line & carry a balance for a period of time, it should pay for itself
     
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  23. Boo MFer!

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    Good call. Regions was our first stop because that’s who has our mortgage. I do like that they pick up the closing costs and there’s no fees whatsoever. We’re BOA signature or preferred (whatever it’s called) customers so that was going to be our next stop.
     
  24. Jorts

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    You should get relationship discounts because of your status with BOA... There are really minimal fees for a HELOC & most places waive them. The bulk of what you'll pay is the FL Mortgage tax... there was a time where BOA was covering that & most places don't
     
  25. lechnerd

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    Finished a long overhaul of the front yard landscaping. Includes a retaining wall in the front on both sides, many new plants and borders for the trees and knockout roses to help obscure the utility boxes.

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    Happy mostly with the project. It’s a little hard to tell but on the far right there are some large boulders that came with the house so having to do masonry on top of those was tricky as they didn’t connect and I’m not sure how stable things are as a result. Also I tried to lean the retaining wall in to add strength and as a result and it’s not exactly level. The stone isn’t an exact match of my facade either. It’s a little tough to see the crape myrtles as they are not blooming but their leaves look a little rough, I’m not sure if they have survivired the tranplsant.
     
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  26. dump

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    Shock “Chip Gaines” Lechnerd
     
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  27. lechnerd

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    Bonus for you dump

    I’m halfway through building a wrapping paper cart as a Xmas gift for Mrs. topssuite:

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    Never built drawers before and they are a bitch.
     
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  28. texasraider

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    Is that a tankless water heater back there?
     
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  29. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Yeah, I can see the tank.
     
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  30. Boo MFer!

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    You’re looking live at lechnerd’s house:

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  31. Baron

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    any tips on repairing some dry wall? had some little bastard knock a small dent/hole (probably 8 inches in diameter) into wall and the parents won't accept their kid did it, so I need to fix it. Can i just get a patching kit? I've never messed with dry wall before.
     
  32. a.tramp

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    I call a guy named Miguel. Find a similar guy.
     
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  33. Baron

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    Home Depot is telling me this:
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  34. a.tramp

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    I tried something similar once. Looked like a guy that had never patched drywall before patched drywall. I now call Miguel. Some things I am more that comfortable outsourcing. Good luck.
     
  35. REGGNECK

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    Pretty sure guy I call is Miguel. :rolleyes:
     
  36. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    I find it interesting (though not necessarily logically inconsistent) that the person who advised Baron to basically rub some dirt on his $30k foundation issue, also thinks he needs to hire out somebody to professionally patch drywall.
     
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  37. Arkadin

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    Wait... Tramp is a lechnerd account? The long con Lance Armstrong troll?
     
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  38. High Cotton

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    Got the refi appraisal back and it's exactly the number I asked for, he used the exact comps I wanted him to use. I couldn't be happier.
     
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  39. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    There is a driveway on the right side now? Where does it go to?
     
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  40. Baron

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    That's how close the houses are together, no wonder why everybody is miserable in River Rock Ranch.
     
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  41. lechnerd

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  42. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    No... I saw a lechnerd post and thought tramp's post was lechnerd's

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    My apologies for the irreparable harm I've done to a.tramp's sterling e-reputation
     
  43. TheFreak55

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  44. lechnerd

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    For the record my big stretch caulk recommendation, while universally mocked on TMB, was actually the right call.

    It would’ve solved the problem until he sold the house a short time later. Oh and he would’ve saved $30k. Who wouldn’t like that?!???

    If somebody would’ve told me before I bought $30k worth of ORIG “hey bud, why don’t you buy some big stretch caulk instead of ORIG?” I would be eternally grateful.
     
  45. Arkadin

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    how many steak dinners would the caulk have provided though?
     
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  46. Name P. Redacted

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    Does your wife know, or care, about the costs of your internet trolling? Trying to think of how I'd explain that away..."well it started out as a joke but then I got into it..."
     
  47. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    How much do you think Baron would be out in legal expenses defending a lawsuit brought by the new owners for his failure to disclose a material defect to the property?

    Please answer in a monetary unit known as the "ORIG." One ORIG equals $30,000 USD. Would it cost 1 ORIG? 2? More?
     
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  48. a.tramp

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    Hey man, I can assure you nobody has their hand up my ass making me dance like a sock puppet.
     
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  49. Arkadin

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    no puppet no puppet
     
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  50. lechnerd

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    On what grounds could they sue?

    He can claim ignorance saying he was caulking a crack like he does with all cracks around his house. He’s no structural engineer.

    The person getting sued is the home inspector he likely would’ve fooled.
     
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