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  1. dump

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  2. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  3. Shinzon

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    “Tony, we love ya like crazy, but we’re gonna need you to put down the computer duster and pick up some game notes.”

     
  4. lfriend

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    CBS should probably figure out what the fuck they want out of Romo.

    Be dumber.

    Be less dumb.
     
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  5. DirtBall

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    So we’re laughing at someone’s vocal cords now? Dude has spent thousands of dollars because even though he’s the worlds best QB ever he’s still embarrassed by his humble west Texas beginnings. Fuck him and his voice imo.
     
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  6. texasraider

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    Not you Jimmmm!
     
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  7. dump

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    He grew up in East Texas!
     
  8. DirtBall

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    That’s a Lubbock accent!!!
     
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  9. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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  10. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    great googly moogly
     
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  11. Trip McNeely

    Trip McNeely Guys like us....we are a dime a dozen
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  12. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    he’s beautiful
     
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  13. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Is that a trump tie lmao c’mon Andy
     
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  14. GoodForAnother

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    I wouldn’t expect you to understand the fashion of powerful men
     
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  15. theseasonisover

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    Andy in those Michael Jordan big ass slacks, baby!
     
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  16. Baron

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    The man has style
     
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  17. WillySaliba

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    Andy hasn’t picked out a tie since the early 80s. Tammy really adding a lot of pieces to her Mr. T collection and taking advantage of not having to fly commercial.
     
  18. BudKilmer

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    Andy in his 2003 NBA draft fit :taxes:
     
  19. seanofthedead86

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    It's Super Bowl week so now we get to be bombarded with videos of Andy Reid as an abnormally large 13 year old in a Punt-Pass-Kick competition.
     
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  20. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  21. GoodForAnother

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  22. bro

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    Update on Kim pegula. I knew something awful must have happened to her
     
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  23. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Are the Chiefs still getting points in this game? Feels like the easy bet
     
  24. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    1.5 pretty much across the board right now
     
  25. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    not very many but yes. major keys will be our DL and LBs being able to tackle and stop the run and the ability of our very mid tackles to hold up in pass pro
     
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  26. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    " I tell the staff I'm injured before every game. I'm just going to play as hard as I can until someone tackles me. After that it's in God's hands."
     
  27. zeberdee

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    such a "football guy" cliche, but the Eagles really need to win on first down or I'm worried Andy will scheme the pass rush ineffective with screens and short passes all day. I think the corners will hold up against the WRs but I'm worried about the backs and obviously Kelce.
     
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  28. GoodForAnother

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    can’t find the tweet now, but when we played in 2021 regular season (obviously very different teams) it was one of the lowest avg time to pass games of Pat’s career and he threw for 5 TDs, so I’m sure we’ll see a similar plan with quick passing and screens
     
  29. GoodForAnother

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    he won’t do it, but if I’m Andy and I win the coin toss I’m taking the ball
     
  30. Icculus is a Bammer

    Icculus is a Bammer marco esquandolas took my job
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    Just heard this on lebatard but you can get better value betting on either mahomes or hurts to win Super Bowl MVP (both at +130) than betting chiefs or eagles ML (+104 and -122, respectively) since the Super Bowl MVP is nearly always the QB
     
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  31. TC

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    There's some weird stat in play where if Devonta Smith gets SBMVP he'd be on a short list that won Heisman, SBMVP and one other thing.

    Marcus Allen was also on the list. This is all I caught on the radio
     
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  32. Icculus is a Bammer

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    I just don’t trust mahomes’ ankle to hold up the entire game as I assume the eagles will be forcing him from the pocket with their elite DL
     
  33. dump

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    Chiefs spent most of their cap on Orlando Brown and Joe Thuney for this very reason
     
  34. dump

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    Also if Andy and Bieniemy are smart men they are scheming up some short passes, jet sweeps, and screens to offset the pass rush some
     
  35. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Every play is a trick play this week
     
  36. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    the chiefs have the second lowest cap number for offensive line in the league

    Brown has been average at best and likely cost himself a fair bit of money this year (turned down six years $139M from the chiefs this summer and is on a franchise tag at $16.6M)

    our two best OL besides Thuney are on rookie deals
     
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  37. DirtBall

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    For 2023 they do.
     
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  38. ned's head

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    My FIL is a big bald old guy and now my 18 month old will scream "grandpa!" whenever reid is on tv. I guess that's my rooting interest for this one
     
  39. GoodForAnother

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    derp Spotrac is hard

    16th in OL spending
     
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  40. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Babies are so dumb lol
     
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  41. ned's head

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    I was floored the first time she did it. I said that's andy reid, you goddamn idiot
     
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  42. DirtBall

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    But that means there’s plenty of room to let Brown walk and not be strapped to replace him.
     
  43. Homo Erectus

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    Congrats on the sex and a DUI
     
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  44. GoodForAnother

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    highly successful California native admits In-N-Out isn’t even the best burger in LA
     
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  45. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Do you think he gets sick of being cheeseburger Andy?
     
  46. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    I'm partial to Big Kahuna burger myself
     
  47. GoodForAnother

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    I'm a fatburger man
     
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  48. Bo Pelinis

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    You're a fat burger man?
     
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  49. GoodForAnother

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  50. GoodForAnother

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    this is the closest a Mormon boomer can come to throwing shade
     
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