Horny comments on facebook ads.

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  1. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  2. Bo Pelinis

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  3. Butthead

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    Dan Stubbs knows what's up
     
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  4. BamaNug

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  5. Taffy

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    Ngl, mammary foam got a chuckle out of me
     
  6. Butthead

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    This was a lot more wholesome when it was old people asking the official Walmart account, "where's my grandson?"
     
  7. Bruce Wayne

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    I'm sure he stole that from somewhere but mammary foam made me laugh
     
  8. HotMic

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    Chuckled audibly at mammary foam
     
  9. yaywaffles

    yaywaffles suck my flaps you piece of shit
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  10. BudKilmer

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    fucking Doug Reyes
     
  11. laxjoe

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    Mammary foam is legit hilarious
     
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  12. timo

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    that was funny, got any more examples?
     
  13. BudKilmer

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    :ded:
     
  14. DUCKMOUTH

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    I mean the mattress chick is really hot... cant say I blame them
     
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  15. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother Florida here, and fully shaved
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    those guys all post in the SJU thread too
     
  16. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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  17. NCHusker

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    Mammary foam is gold
     
  18. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    100s of these to local news female employees





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    Then I found this one


     
  19. NP13

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    I like Jim's style
     
  20. Bruce Wayne

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    Creepy old man posts on local news women's social media is not a wormhole you want to go down.
     
  21. El Tiburon

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    But if he hadn’t, we might never have met Nakkie Kristen. Ever think of that?
     
  22. BellottiBold

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    :roll:
     
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  23. TC

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    What is a "weather watcher." Like how is that a notable detail about your personality
     
  24. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    that weather reporter is very attractive
     
  25. IronLung

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    Used to know a guy that was obsessed with tracking storms, I think it’s actually a pretty big community. I remember stingray Steve was really in to tracking storms as well back in the day.
     
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  26. TC

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    TC. Breather.
     
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  27. Corky Bucek

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  28. Daddy Rabbit

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    Those are traffic reporters, jerk. And BIGASSTITTIES will fight you if you talk about his favorite
     
  29. UncleJesse

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    Like every one of her commenters on her tweets are posting from cell block A in the horny jail.
     
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  30. Nandor the Relentless

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    My local ABC station has quite a few lookers. Now I want to go look at comments to see if there are any real doozies from the local creeps
     
  31. TC

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    Attractive people? On television?
     
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  32. C A N E

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    I read mammary foam maybe an hour ago and chuckled. Came back, read it again, still laughed.
     
  33. Daddy Rabbit

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    And she clicks like on the few I looked through. Maybe she runs cell block A. Maybe I will tweet something that will get me locked up.

    BRB
     
  34. gus_chiggins

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  35. Chipper>Jeter

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    NakkieKristen’s Twitter comments are priceless


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  36. Papa

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    Her torso looks like Beaker muppet.
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  37. Corky Bucek

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    FB ad (I work in a similar industry so I’m sure I’m being targeted) and here’s a new comment that made me laugh

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  38. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    All of these guys think that Todd Packer is the funniest guy in the office.
     
  39. Menelaus

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    Packer? I hardly know her!
     
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  40. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    He certainly has a routine.















     
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  41. BellottiBold

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    I decree that anytime you are gonna quote Mr. Corbitt, you must close your post with a screenshot of his bio.
     
  42. HoosDaMan

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    Jim is a habitual offender
     
  43. spagett

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    Guy loves him some news ladies

    Kinda reminds me of this creep substitute teacher I had in HS that spent the whole hour talking about how great Katy Couric is

    Probably a serial killer
     
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  44. ned's head

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  45. David Puddy

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    Scrolling through Mr Corbitt’s Twitter follows is great. A mix of right wing propaganda, local weather women, and an account called “cumshot clips” :laugh:
     
  46. seanofthedead86

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    Jim. God damnit.
     
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  47. Detlef Schrempf

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    Jim is the guy that would defend post number two by saying, “What’s wrong about what I said, he is black isn’t he?”