Horny comments on facebook ads.

This appears to be a teenage girl doing an sidewalk chalk exercise course.



https://fb.watch/4tD4yBTFve/

 

name checks out

 

Please don’t assume that I use Facebook.

 

People are so fn weird

 

I mean hell, Enfamil is asking for it. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that image is photoshopped to make her boobs look bigger. I'm sure someone can analyze it better to make a determination based on the pixels.

 

Weird take

 

ok ok they're not "asking for it", but why do they photoshop her boobs to make them look bigger?

I don't disagree with people are f'n weird especially those who make those kind of comments lol. Same can be said for all the fucking weirdos who post comments on actresses instagram and such.

 

Doesn’t look enhanced to me. If you’re talking about over her middle knuckle, that’s a wrinkle.

 

You know what's coming...

 

I bet she gives BJs wholesale.

- somebody else in the comment section, probably

 

Love the guy who was proud enough of his zinger to tag a friend

 

“Lovely feet”

 

That’s p much every rivals thread where a woman gets mentioned

 

The amount and depravity of the comments was actually a surprise. Thought we’d get a “BJ” joke and that’s it.

 

I bet this local blogger blows the grocery store manager for discounts!


Lmao

 

https://www.spilmanlaw.com/people/m._mantiply/details

 

Probably would blow someone’s wood for some discounted wood

 

God damnit

 

But I bet you’ve been over to Sam’s [house] since

 

I thought we told you to stop trying to be funny. It’s not your lane.

 

tbf Shawn doesn’t have a lane

 

You probably don't eat out as often either

 

Don't act like you didn't see his juicy ass DSLs.

 

That fucking slayed me.

 

Pretty clear you have not seen my candy corn videos

 

shawn your candy corn videos sucked ass after like 2 of them and then you just up and quit please stop bragging about them

 

Look just admit you’re jealous of them

 

What the hell are these so-called candy corns videos that Shawn won’t shut up about

 

“Hmm, I don’t feel any nutrition facts on here but I have a feeling the packaging is honoring our troops somehow”

 

Did I really just watch that?

 

wes tegg seems like he’d be really good in the discovery phase of a trial.

 

Thank God!

 

Man that ended spectacularly

 

Narrator: “but little did Shawn know that he would indeed put that candy corn in both his butthole and penis before the night was through.”

 

I'm not putting it up my penis you idiots!

 

I still get a small chuckle watching those videos.

 

This is where I started to hit my stride

 

That can’t be your real voice…

It’s like a bad SNL skit.

 

Less Nandor the Relentless and more lovely feet please.

 

Larry Siard thirstier than a man lost in a desert for a week.