Horny comments on facebook ads.

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  1. racer

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    Please don’t assume that I use Facebook.
     
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  7. BudKilmer

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    People are so fn weird :laugh:
     
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  8. kinghill

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    I mean hell, Enfamil is asking for it. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that image is photoshopped to make her boobs look bigger. I'm sure someone can analyze it better to make a determination based on the pixels.
     
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  9. racer

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  10. kinghill

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    ok ok they're not "asking for it", but why do they photoshop her boobs to make them look bigger?

    I don't disagree with people are f'n weird especially those who make those kind of comments lol. Same can be said for all the fucking weirdos who post comments on actresses instagram and such.
     
  11. racer

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    Doesn’t look enhanced to me. If you’re talking about over her middle knuckle, that’s a wrinkle.
     
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  13. Daddy Rabbit

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    I bet she gives BJs wholesale.

    - somebody else in the comment section, probably
     
  14. ned's head

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    Love the guy who was proud enough of his zinger to tag a friend
     
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  15. BrentTray

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    “Lovely feet”
     
  16. skiedfrillet

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    That’s p much every rivals thread where a woman gets mentioned
     
  17. —

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    The amount and depravity of the comments was actually a surprise. Thought we’d get a “BJ” joke and that’s it.
     
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    I bet this local blogger blows the grocery store manager for discounts!


    Lmao
     
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  20. Nandor the Relentless

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    Probably would blow someone’s wood for some discounted wood
     
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  21. DuffandMuff

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    God damnit
     
  22. GoodForAnother

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    I haven’t been to BJ’s since I got married lmao am I right boys
     
  23. Louis Holth

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    But I bet you’ve been over to Sam’s [house] since
     
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  24. Lip

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    I thought we told you to stop trying to be funny. It’s not your lane.
     
  25. racer

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    tbf Shawn doesn’t have a lane
     
  26. Homo Erectus

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    You probably don't eat out as often either
     
  27. El Tiburon

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    Don't act like you didn't see his juicy ass DSLs.
     
  28. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    That fucking slayed me.
     
  29. Nandor the Relentless

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    Pretty clear you have not seen my candy corn videos
     
  30. Tobias

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    shawn your candy corn videos sucked ass after like 2 of them and then you just up and quit please stop bragging about them
     
  31. Nandor the Relentless

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    Look just admit you’re jealous of them
     
  32. Clown Baby

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    What the hell are these so-called candy corns videos that Shawn won’t shut up about
     
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  34. wes tegg

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    You should've said he's blind.
     
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  35. Clown Baby

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    “Hmm, I don’t feel any nutrition facts on here but I have a feeling the packaging is honoring our troops somehow”
     
  36. bigred77

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    Did I really just watch that?
     
  37. Louis Holth

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    wes tegg seems like he’d be really good in the discovery phase of a trial.
     
  38. wes tegg

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    Believe it or not, he's also not the adult son of a fictional character played by John Stamos.
     
  39. UncleJesse

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    Thank God!
     
  40. ned's head

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    Man that ended spectacularly
     
  41. racer

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    Narrator: “but little did Shawn know that he would indeed put that candy corn in both his butthole and penis before the night was through.”
     
  42. TC

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    I'm not putting it up my penis you idiots!
     
  43. Louis Holth

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  45. Nandor the Relentless

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    I still get a small chuckle watching those videos.
     
  46. Nandor the Relentless

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    This is where I started to hit my stride
     
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  47. Lip

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    That can’t be your real voice…

    It’s like a bad SNL skit.
     
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  50. Nandor the Relentless

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    Larry Siard thirstier than a man lost in a desert for a week.