HorseySurprise Thread 2.0 - Ken M trolls stuff

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  1. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
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    #1 IanBoyd, Apr 10, 2015
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  2. Gtr

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    I've been to that Waffle House :dblnick:
     
    #2 Gtr, Apr 10, 2015
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  3. dvnasty

    dvnasty donuts make me go nuts
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    Ken M, internet legend
     
    #3 dvnasty, Apr 10, 2015
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  4. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    Cliffs?
     
    #4 Magneto, Apr 10, 2015
  5. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    <3
     
    #5 Prospector, Apr 10, 2015
  6. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Don't feel like searching so I'm making a new one. Saw a few that destroyed me

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    #6 NCHusker, Jun 26, 2015
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  7. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    "but then folks will have to deal with the burden of serenity"

    :roll:

    ken m is a master of his craft
     
    #7 Tobias, Jun 26, 2015
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  8. dawgonit

    dawgonit Like James Brown only white and taller
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    water weenies oh fuck I can't breathe
     
    #8 dawgonit, Jun 26, 2015
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  9. Heavy Mental

    Heavy Mental non serviam
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    It's the subtleties that really get me. The capitalization of "WE" in "WE are to blame," for instance.

    I mean, that's just amazingly well done.
     
    #9 Heavy Mental, Jun 26, 2015
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  10. Not William

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    #10 Not William, Jul 21, 2015
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  11. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    #11 Joe_Pesci, Aug 11, 2015
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  12. TDintheCorner

    TDintheCorner HBTFD
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    "testicle-feeding is illegal cause it lacks nutritional value"

    :roll:

    Dead
     
    #12 TDintheCorner, Aug 12, 2015
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  13. PhupaPhever

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    Does anyone know what Ken looks like?
     
    #13 PhupaPhever, Aug 12, 2015
  14. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    the in n out/arby's one was fan fucking tastic
     
    #14 Tobias, Aug 12, 2015
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  15. Van Earl Right

    Van Earl Right Allllllllllllllllllll Day, Errrrrrrrrrrrry Day

    I hope that one day, in the far distant future, the person behind the great Ken M writes about their favorite troll jobs .
     
    #15 Van Earl Right, Aug 12, 2015
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  16. COVIDiskilingme79

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    #16 COVIDiskilingme79, Aug 12, 2015
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  17. COVIDiskilingme79

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    #17 COVIDiskilingme79, Aug 12, 2015
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  18. PhupaPhever

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    #18 PhupaPhever, Aug 12, 2015
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  19. COVIDiskilingme79

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    #19 COVIDiskilingme79, Aug 12, 2015
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  20. AIP

    AIP Team bush
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    at true artist
     
    #20 AIP, Aug 12, 2015
  21. dvnasty

    dvnasty donuts make me go nuts
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    #21 dvnasty, Aug 13, 2015
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  22. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    #22 Joe_Pesci, Sep 17, 2015
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  23. Gin Buckets

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    #23 Gin Buckets, Oct 30, 2015
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  24. brolift

    brolift 2sweet
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    #24 brolift, Oct 30, 2015
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  25. lhprop1

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    #25 lhprop1, Oct 30, 2015
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  26. StandUpDrunk

    StandUpDrunk Ein Prosit der Gemütlichkeit
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    #26 StandUpDrunk, Oct 30, 2015
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  27. AIP

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    #27 AIP, Oct 30, 2015
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  28. Dirty Ears Bill

    Dirty Ears Bill I aint the mother fucker.
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    Let out an audible yelp when I got to that
     
    #28 Dirty Ears Bill, Oct 30, 2015
  29. kslim

    kslim Guest

    Yeah im not clicking that, nor will i ever.
     
    #29 kslim, Oct 30, 2015
  30. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Lol
     
    #30 NCHusker, Oct 30, 2015
  31. Kelso

    Kelso Fan of OU and OU accessories
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    I stupidly read the stupid dumb article. But in the comments I ran across this little nugget. Same type of humor, but more pointed towards a particular person to mess with:

    http://dontevenreply.com/
     
    #31 Kelso, Oct 30, 2015
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  32. Gin Buckets

    Gin Buckets Well-Known Member
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    Funniest website on the interwebs. Problem is that I've read them all, and he hasn't done anything new in over 2 years. :feelsbadman:
     
    #32 Gin Buckets, Oct 30, 2015
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  33. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    love this shit
     
    #33 * J Y *, Oct 30, 2015
  34. blind dog

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    hasn't had a new post in 2 years :(
     
    #34 blind dog, Oct 30, 2015
  35. AIP

    AIP Team bush
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    He is a true talent, read the shovel one
     
    #35 AIP, Oct 30, 2015
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  36. Kelso

    Kelso Fan of OU and OU accessories
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    I was lost in the website and have just come up for air. It's killing me.

    This guy is a true master at getting under someone's skin.
     
    #36 Kelso, Oct 30, 2015
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  37. Not William

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    #37 Not William, Nov 13, 2015
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  38. Emma

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    #38 Emma, Nov 23, 2015
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  39. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    #39 bryix, Nov 23, 2015
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  40. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    #40 bryix, Nov 23, 2015
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  41. Dirty Ears Bill

    Dirty Ears Bill I aint the mother fucker.
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    I love all the thumbs down his comments always receive.
     
    #41 Dirty Ears Bill, Nov 23, 2015
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  42. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    He's a genius honestly
     
    #42 devine, Nov 23, 2015
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  43. Cabs

    Cabs eatin' fried okra with Oprah
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    I almost enjoy reading peoples replies to him more than his comments
     
    #43 Cabs, Nov 23, 2015
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  44. Emma

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    #44 Emma, Nov 24, 2015
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  45. Thoros of Beer

    Thoros of Beer Academy Award-Winning Actor, Tim Allen
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    #45 Thoros of Beer, Nov 25, 2015
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  46. Gin Buckets

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    :roll:

     
    #46 Gin Buckets, Nov 25, 2015
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  47. KNOTT

    KNOTT Well-Known Member
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    Please design a logo for me.
    With pie charts.
    For free.

    This was the most awesome thing in the world. Thanks for finding it again. I thought about this about 2 months ago and couldn't recall it. Love David.
     
    #47 KNOTT, Nov 25, 2015
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  48. KNOTT

    KNOTT Well-Known Member
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    Missing Missy is one of the greatest ever.
     
    #48 KNOTT, Nov 25, 2015
  49. Not William

    Not William Well-Known Member
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    #49 Not William, Jan 8, 2016
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  50. TDintheCorner

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    #50 TDintheCorner, May 6, 2016
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