Hot Ones - Official First We Feast Thread

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  1. Boom TittyMilk

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    My stomach just churned
     
  2. IanBoyd

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    in the show with epic meal time, they supposedly filmed back to back for each of their channels, first by eating ribs marinated/oven baked with Blair's Megadeath sauce then doing the wings.
     
  3. BellottiBold

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  4. bigred77

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    iv got a bottle of it, its pretty damn hot but not the hottest thing i have had. my complaint with Daves is the flavor is terrible
     
  5. Barves2125

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    It is definitely not good tasting. I didn't know what to expect when I tried it. Was thinking 50-100K Scoville at most.
     
  6. AIP

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    Joe_Pesci why didn't you tell me megadeth had a sauce?
     
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  7. prerecordedlive

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    Is there legitimately something with 16m scoville?

    Blair's Caldera?

    I pussy out at about 50k.
     
  8. Barves2125

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    Pure capsaicin is 16,000,000 from what I've gathered. I guess some people have managed to make a hot sauce that's basically just that.

    I literally cannot fathom how hot that is. Anything in the six digit Scoville range is formidable. Fuck the 7 and 8 digit range.
     
  9. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    Blair's 16 million reserve.

    Military grade pepper spray is 5 million


    I read an article on a hot sauce forum where a guy put 1 crystal of 16 million reserve in a giant 8qt stock pot of creamy tomato bisque and had to throw away the entire thing because it made it inedibly hot
     
  10. BrickTamland

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    Where's the link to donate to this? I'm ready to see some TMB hot sauce shenanigans.
     
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  11. devine

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  12. Barves2125

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    We haven't set up a way to do it yet. We need to though. I don't have any experience setting up online fund raising but know there are a bunch of sites you can do it on. Anyone familiar with the process or want to handle it?
     
  13. Jake Barnes

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    Bought Dave's Insanity Sauce for wings today. Will report afterwards.
     
  14. Jake Barnes

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    To say it has taste is an affront to taste...it was literally like eating liquid charcoal. Liquid charcoal that catches flame inside your esophagus. I got heartburn for the first time in my life.

    I still have most of the bottle left, but I guess it will just sit in my fridge forever, idk. I sure as fuck ain't eating any more of it.
     
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  15. Phil Connors

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    RIP to your a-hole
     
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  16. Barves2125

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    Yep, it's awful. Bad taste and way too much heat. No way I ever open the bottle again. Will probably leave it in the refrigerator even after I move out.
     
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  17. NilesIrish

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    Send it to zachary imo.
     
  18. zachary

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    i dont mind heat but i want it to have a good flavor at least
     
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  19. Barves2125

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    Pretty sure most of the six digit Scoville sauces taste like shit.
     
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  20. zachary

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    :(
     
  21. bigred77

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    thats my thing, no flavor just isnt worth it

    i put some daves in some salsa i made the other day just to add some heat
     
  22. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    mad dog 357 really doesnt taste bad at all until it turns into fucking nightmares
     
  23. NilesIrish

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    In no way is it involved in this thread heat wise, but, diablo sauce from Taco Bell is legit delicious. That is all.
     
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  24. Bo Pelinis

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    Another older one

     
  25. BrickTamland

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    Holy shit Tommy Chong looks three hundred years old.
     
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  26. bigred77

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    i was actually thinking he looked pretty good considering
     
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  27. Bo Pelinis

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    He takes that shit down like a champ. I imagine he is either too old or too high to feel anything but still.
     
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  28. zachary

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    going to die of starvation thanks to u guys
     
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  29. cdaysker

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  30. Bo Pelinis

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    DJ Khaled might be the dumbest person in the world. Literally nothing he says here makes sense. It's amazing.

     
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  31. Jake Barnes

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    Not to mention quite the fuckboy himself when it comes to spiciness.
     
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  32. IanBoyd

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    Now featuring Kevin Hart

     
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  33. Barves2125

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    A Tuesday episode release?!? To what do we owe this joy?

    Must be another really good one coming out on Thursday. :bartscott:
     
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  34. IanBoyd

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    I so want to see Dave Chappelle on this.
     
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  35. Barves2125

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    Who would be your top 3? Maybe give top 3 realistic choices as well as top 3 unrealistic choices if you want. Such as historical figures or maybe just someone you think would never do it like Trump or Hillary.

    I'd love to see Obama on there some day. I could potentially see it happening a few years down the line if the show keeps gaining momentum like it has over the past year and he has something he wants to pimp.
     
  36. Jake Barnes

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    I want the whitest chicks possible for 1.) hilarity at reactions to spice and 2.) the awkwardness of the interview questions

    So I'm saying Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, and (insert another).
     
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  37. Bo Pelinis

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    First person that comes to mind that would reasonably take it would be Bill Burr. I would love to hear him go off after eating stupid hot wings.
     
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  38. miles

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    I feel like he'd have even less of a filter and it would just be great
     
  39. IanBoyd

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    I'd separate it in male and female categories:

    male:
    Dave Chappelle
    Barack Obama
    Jon Stewart

    female:
    Emma Watson
    Milana Vayntrub
    Scarlett Johansson


    yes, the female category is mostly people I'm very attracted to, but also because I think they're likely to have something very interesting to say while under the truth serum effects of 500k scoville hot sauces.
     
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  40. zachary

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    me personally, id love to see zachary do it
     
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  41. bro

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    loved Kevin Hart's video
     
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  42. buckwild

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    This was great.
     
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  43. BP

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    Not the biggest Kevin Hart fan, but that was pretty funny. And impressive.
     
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  44. bryix

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    I'm being greedy, but I hope there's another video tomorrow.
     
  45. Daddy Rabbit

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    I just finished a bottle of Dave's Insanity Scorpin Pepper. I enjoyed. Trying the ghost next.
     
  46. a.tramp

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    we out here now
     
  47. a.tramp

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    so apparently, Torchy's says their scalding pig taco that they sell the 4th week of august every year is 7million scoville. so I guess I could make it through hot ones since I have eaten that taco 3 years in a row and have had their 3 hottest in one sitting. I knew it was hot but had no idea it was that hot.

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  48. zachary

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    tf? i get that and even pour a whole thing of diablo on it.
     
  49. Jake Barnes

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    I'm calling bullshit on the 7m...that would be 4.5 times hotter than a Carolina Reaper.
     
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  50. a.tramp

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    Yep, they must be using some funky math because that doesn't add up.