Hot Ones - Official First We Feast Thread

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  1. bigred77

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    yea, I am starting to wonder about the whole figuring on the scoville scale thing
     
  2. kinghill

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    Watching these really makes me want some hot wings. Not too painfully hot. Just good hot wings. Gonna get some this weekend.
     
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  3. kinghill

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    I'm just going to leave this right here

     
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  4. a.tramp

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    "it's like I ate 3 of satan's testicles" :roll:

    0% chance that guy dies peacefully in his sleep an 90 years old
     
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  5. GoodForAnother

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    I love spicy food but these videos make me uncomfortable. Idk why
     
  6. Bo Pelinis

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    BUZZARD I didn't know you liked Fireball.
     
  7. tigr2ndbase

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    I'm envious of you guys that can eat hot food. My stomach just wasn't made that way. I eat the wimpy sauce from zaxby's and I'm sweating and have the shits. I honestly think I would die if I ate some of the higher end wings from BWW. It sucks bc I love the heat and flavor.
     
  8. Barves2125

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    Are we getting a Thursday release this week or what? They've usually come out by now. Maybe Tuesday's Kevin Hart was the only one for this week but if so why release on Tuesday?
     
  9. buckwild

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    I think his new movie comes out today, so they may have wanted to get the release out a couple days in advance.
     
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  10. Weedlord420

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    :laugh:

    I love the internet
     
  11. IanBoyd

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    No new episode today :tebow:
     
  12. zachary

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    well i could've been an episode...
     
  13. miles

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    I want to wife the one on the left
     
  14. kinghill

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    Enjoy all these but nothing beats the original

    "Sean Evans and Chili Klaus Eat the Carolina Reaper, the World's Hottest Chili Pepper | Hot Ones"
     
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  15. cdaysker

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  16. Bo Pelinis

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    Who the fuck is Martin Garrix? God I feel old.
     
  17. TDintheCorner

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    Google tells me he's some kind of DJ. Damn millenials and their DJs :old:
     
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  18. cdaysker

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    Some 20 year old DJ from Europe. Apparently quite popular with the kiddos.
     
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  19. cdaysker

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    He actually seems like a pretty cool kid from the video
     
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  20. Bo Pelinis

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    He looks like Zac Efron and Elijah Wood had a butt baby.
     
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  21. a.tramp

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    had 4 fresh salsas tonight, all over 200,000 scoville. hottest one topped out just over 1,000,000. sweat was had, beers were drank, ice was chewed. they were actually 4 of the better rasting salsas I've ever had though, fantastic flavor

    hoping everything is ok with the plumbing tomorrow.
     
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  22. Sportfan

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    Surprised that upon listening to Martin's two biggest hits I knew both.
     
  23. Jake Barnes

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    It's nuts that he's only 20 right now.
     
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  24. 941Gator

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    I'm not surprised. Always thought you were hip.
     
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  25. a.tramp

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    update, 3 trips to the bathroom this morning already. good news, no flames just cleansing.
     
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  26. a.tramp

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    Cafe Coyote in San Diego. Not sure they were as hot as they said allthough they have been featured on The Food Network so unless the network didn't fact check, they very easily could have been that hot. great flavor but man was my ass sweating.

    for the record, I managed to eat about 40%-50% of the salsa pictured.

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  27. cdaysker

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  28. Bo Pelinis

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    Bobby Lee shoved tums in his asshole on a dare? :laugh:
     
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  29. Barves2125

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    One of the funniest ones yet IMO.
     
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  30. Bo Pelinis

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  31. a.tramp

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    ok, to follow up my 1,000,000+ scoville salsa eating feat on my vacation I stumbled into a place later in the week that had a 3,000,000 scoville unit sauce called Flashbang. It is made with reapers, ghost, and scorpion along with capsicum extract.

    Not bad flavor, not hot at all to start. Man does it sneak up on you though and the sweat comes and ice in the mouth is heaven.

    Overall, I was a shit load more scared of it than what it actually delivered.

    Waiver that had to be signed before sampling

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    tried some first on a toothpick chased by a chip

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    decided to dab on a chip after the toothpick was not bad at all

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  32. Line 4 Guy

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    Aaaaaaaand? Did you die?
     
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  33. 941Gator

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    Willing to bet overall he was more worried about it than it actually hit.
     
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  34. a.tramp

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    Mouth was on fire for about 30 minutes but not to the point of freaking out. Did get pretty light headed and goofy, like I was drugged up. No negatives later on. All and all, not bad.

    I will say the fresh salsas I had earlier in the week were worse on me. I think I can handle the capsicum extract at much hotter levels than I can fresh peppers blended with seeds. Some people are the opposite.
     
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  35. BP

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    Streaming Now
     
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  36. BP

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    Shit didnt even phase him. Tony is a beast.
     
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  37. cdaysker

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    Really excited to watch this one

     
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  38. cdaysker

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  39. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    just finished the t-pain episode. it was great. t pain is awesome.
     
  40. bryix

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    Agreed. Great episode.
     
  41. Line 4 Guy

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    my brother just bought all 18 of this guys sauces. http://www.earlsghost.com/product-list.html
    he said the guy also sent him lots of the peppers and dehydrated pepper dust. could these be used for the TMB wing challenge?
     
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  42. Why?Pokes

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    Thread title might as well be "shattered dreams and broken promises."

    zachary and Tiffin, just buy the hottest bottle and go for a 6-wing challenge. Doing the entire lineup solo will be boring anyway.
     
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  43. zachary

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    so spend my money for y'alls entertainment? sounds like a good idea
     
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  44. Why?Pokes

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    I thought you loved hot hot-sauces?

    It's a whopping $9.95--that's change in the couch cushions territory.
     
  45. zachary

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    i do love hot hot sauces. if money is not a big deal then why don't you buy it for me? :awesomeface:
     
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  46. bro

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    Rachel Ray going ham


     
  47. Boom TittyMilk

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    Well I've got a lot of respect for her now.
     
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  48. IanBoyd

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  49. TDintheCorner

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    "Is it hot? Fuck yeah it's hot."

    :roll: