Hot Ones - Official First We Feast Thread

Motherfucker is eating mouse bites

Literally the smallest amount possible

so awesome such goldblum

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I had to stop after 3 wings to do some work so he may start chomping later in the paddle

 

SPOILER ALERT!!

:GAHH!:

 

That was incredible

 

Him talking about his wife in a dress with those ridiculous shoes.

 

"Hairy and the Hendersons"

 

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he doesn't

 

The small bites just added to the maximum Goldblum. What a character. Loved it.

 

So did he just like ride around in the BangBus? Did he perform in the BangBus? Did they just happen to see him and stopped to say hello?

 

My research tells me he just rode along

 

Just made some red beans and rice with a healthy dosing of The Last Dab XX. RIP in peace my butthole.

 

Can't see shit man

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pics of red beans and rice or your butthole would have been nice

 

It was nothing exciting, just that and some of the andouille style chicken sausage (I'm trying to be healthy). I actually don't really love it, the reaperness kinda overpowers everything.

 

I always wonder how they prepare their wings. Like do they toss the wings after they're done cooking in just hot sauce, or is each hot sauce mixed in with melted butter to coat the wing. Always something I wondered so I could better re-create the challenge. Some buddies and I did the challenge at half time of this years super bowl and just cooked wings and put a smear of each hot sauce on the top of the wing.

 

That's fantastic

 

Tiffany Haddish housing that first wing like a champ and didn't break a sweat. Made it move.

 

That was awesome

 

Been meaning to say thanks again. Very similar. The Hot Ones may have been a tad spicier but the flavor is almost dead on (from what I remember anyway)

 

No problem. I, too, was very pleased to find out it's so similar to Hot Ones Fiery Chipotle.

That said, I think the new sauce might've become my favorite. Sometimes I just eat it on a Triscuit or other cracker and it's still delicious.

 

Season 7 sauce lineup

 

They apparently made their own entry level hot sauce.

 

watching her suck on wings made it move a little

 

Just got Pirates Lantern, ghost pepper and blueberry and heartbeat hot sauce.

The pirates lantern is fucking amazing.
This is my 2nd purchase of the blueberry.
First time trying the heartbeat

 

Kyle looks hilarious

 

I would have been the only one excited to see them for that MGD concert.

Love me some D.

 

Best one since Eric Andre imhv

 

Am I the only one that finds her completely self-absorbed? All she did the entire time was talk about how what she was saying was going to become a meme and everyone would be talking about it.

I found her very obnoxious.

 

I wanted to like the episode to help support/understand the cult status she has online, but it didn’t really do that for me. After watching, I don’t really see how she is any different than the other swimsuit model/product line/cookbook author ‘celebrities’ out there.

Her brand is essentially her social media presence so it made sense to have that be the theme throughout the episode. As someone with no social media presence, it also makes sense to not find a lot of this entertaining.

 

His story about the fan in the back that he thought was having a good time was amazing

 

fully agree, wife loves her for some reason. I had no idea who she was until this show.

I do give her props for hitting the sauce hard. Not eating the wing annoyed the hell out of me.

 

Loved it. But I love me some cheeky Andy

Now I want a Thundercat Hot Ones

 

Ace!

 

Sorry for being old, but, who?

 

A rapper

 

I can see why people like lil yachty but not me tho
Not even dissin it just ain't for me

 

I actually enjoyed that more than I thought I was going to. Seems like a genuinely nice guy and some of his reactions were pretty funny.