Hot Ones - Official First We Feast Thread

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  1. cdaysker

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    Also, eating pizza every day of your life since 2nd grade :doge:
     
  2. Bo Pelinis

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    I lost it at his pizza place's phone number being 1-800-lil-boat
     
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  3. cdaysker

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    Didn't even notice that, that's awesome
     
  4. Barves2125

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    One of the most interesting episodes to date IMO. The guy's eating habits are insane. But he seems like a legitimately cool and nice guy. The fact he has never eaten hot sauce before in his life is one of the most interesting things I've ever seen/heard on this show.
     
  5. 34

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  6. TDintheCorner

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  7. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    God I can already feel how hilariously pissed off he's going to be at Da Bomb.
     
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  8. Emmy Rossum

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    I realize I'm in the minority but Bill Burr kind of sucks. I listen to a lot of comedy podcasts he appears on from time to time but he's never really been anyone I love to hear.
     
  9. IanBoyd

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  10. War Grundle

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    Bill’s stand up is top notch. That’s why he is so well liked. He’s been my favorite comedian for almost a decade and even I dontbreligiousky listen to his podcast.
     
  11. Emmy Rossum

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    Okay. That's why I said I realize I'm in the minority.
     
  12. Reggie Washington

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    At long last.
     
  13. citrodong

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    #UCF Knights shout out at 24:30 Bill and Sean know what's up.

    We made it.
     
  14. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    He did not disappoint. Great episode that got several audible laughs out of me.
     
  15. Bo Pelinis

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    Billy Redface did not disappoint
     
  16. Mix

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    He did homecoming in like 06? or so and it was awesome even if it was in our shitty old arena. He is right, that is fucked up.
     
  17. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    section 232 row 2 set 10 checking in .
     
  18. jbr

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    That was awesome.

    Edit: #1 episode for me. Those stills with the reddit quotes on wing #10 had me in tears.
     
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  19. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    stay tuned you , them , everyone has this idea ucf is going to lose Saturday .
    maybe ? just tee that damn football up lets play ball .

    know what I really think ?
    good morning and fuck off .
    that's another ucf first down .



     
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  20. bigred77

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    Goddammit gubbs
     
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  21. Barves2125

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    Super excited to watch this one. Bill Burr one week to Pete Holmes the next is incredible and no small move across to the other side of the stand-up comedy spectrum.
     
  22. IanBoyd

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    Don't think she ate a combined more than half a wing but she's nice to look at.
     
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  23. nexus

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    Wow the fuck is that allergic to pepper?
     
  24. IanBoyd

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    who goes to a food eating show and only inform people about food allergies halfway through?
     
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  25. nexus

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    Also I'm torn on Pete Holmes. A lot of the time he's super douchey and cringy but then he'll randomly pull out a one liner like saying Sean looks like the stereotypical Boston racist and I'll fucking die.
     
  26. bro

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    I enjoy him. I don't go out of my way to see his stuff, but he is funny
     
  27. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    That's kinda his schtick. For instance, one of his old stand up sets is called Fun Dad. One of my favorite jokes of his is that in every universe but this one he is a youth pastor. So he's at least self aware of his cringiness.
     
  28. Barves2125

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    Not ultra familiar with Vanessa Hudgens but thought that was a good episode. She seems genuinely nice and not very stuck up for being a famous child star turned adult star.

    Edit: adult star as in adult actress, not adult film star. Unfortunately.
     
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  29. nexus

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    Seeing as how it's the show with hot questions I was waiting for him to ask her about the leaked nudes while she struggled with The Bomb.
     
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  30. Bo Pelinis

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    Sometimes YT comments make me laugh.

     
  31. jbr

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    I had to watch the Bill Burr episode again to cleanse my palette after watching Vanessa Hudgens. That was bottom five for me...the anti-Theron.
     
  32. Tiffin

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  33. citrodong

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    Oh shit yes son.
     
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  34. blind dog

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  35. Barves2125

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    That's one of Pete's own self depracating jokes.
     
  36. blind dog

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    <3 Al but those were some bitch bites
     
  37. cdaysker

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    Yeah, that nibbling was weak as hell. Still loved it.
     
  38. Tiffin

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    He's an old nerdy vegan, what do you want. Love Al.
     
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  39. Bo Pelinis

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    Those are the worst bitch bites I've ever seen on the show. And that's 3 vegans in a row on a chicken wing show. Love Al still but shit man.
     
  40. Joe_Pesci

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    Weird Al is so cool
     
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  41. bryix

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    That man is a national treasure
     
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  42. Barves2125

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    These guys seem like a lot of fun to hang out around.
     
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  43. Reggie Washington

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    Enjoyed better than the Hart and Haddish truth or dab.
     
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  44. Sir Phobos

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    boy poured that whole bottle on a fucking wing and ate it he might be tarded