Hot Ones - Official First We Feast Thread

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  1. Rape Ape

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    yea, that was a good one.

     
  2. jonbenetramsey

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    “We actually make this one.”
    “Yeah, I know. I’ve seen the show before.”

    I wasn’t much of a fan before, but she seemed pretty great about it all.
     
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  3. Emmy Rossum

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    Lol at TMac's being her go to place for wings here in Atlanta. I'm not above eating them but they are mediocre at best.
     
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  4. a.tramp

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    Weird, I wasn’t sure I could possibly love her more than I did before watching it but now know I was wrong.
     
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  5. bigred77

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    Loser
     
  6. Tiffin

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    Yeah only been to TMacs a couple times but usually because of beer selection more than anything else.
     
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  7. Doc Louis

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    Oh on a scale of DJ Khaled to 10, it was a solid 9.
     
  8. fsuNizz

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    From her reaction to the hot shit, I imagine TMacs is "just fine" for her with a nice beer.

    But wow, congrats on your lines at TMacs now
     
  9. fsuNizz

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    They shoot Black Widow this year.... so, yea
     
  10. bro

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    more of a J.R. Cricket's guy myself
     
  11. ned's head

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    I wish she'd show her bhole about 12 hours after that shoot

    Oh that was the other blond. Lol. Request stands
     
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  12. goblue31602

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    Anything with Bert Kreischer is worth the watch, this is no different
     
  13. Bo Pelinis

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    Which place was the biggest dump on your tour?

    Eats wing.

    "By the way it was Albany."
     
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  14. goblue31602

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    When talking about Hannah Gadsby having the worst stand-up routine.

    "Can't wait to see her next one." **rolls eyes**
     
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  15. War Grundle

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    I've never seen his appeal but I like Segura so i will watch because of that.
     
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  16. Jake Scott

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    Same here, Bert annoys me more than anything
     
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  17. Bo Pelinis

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    You guys must not have a fat lovable drunk friend
     
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  18. goblue31602

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    Maybe they ARE the fat lovable drunk friend and they see him as competition? :idk:
     
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  19. Jake Scott

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    I am the fat lovable drunk guy but I don’t go high voice repeatedly.
     
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  20. goblue31602

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    I will definitely give you that, his high voice is kinda stupid, but it seems like an unintentional side effect of his laughter that he isn't really controlling.
     
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  21. Jake Scott

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    Well he needs to figure out how to control it bc it’s bad

    I like the guy on podcasts but his stand up is mediocre at best IMO

    Segura is on another level.
     
  22. lazy bum

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    Bert's a funny guy. He's much better when telling stories than jokes.

    Segura is a pro and master at both.
     
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  23. War Grundle

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    Negative ghost rider. I’ve been fat shaming myself since I was 14 so I don’t get fat.
     
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  24. cdaysker

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  25. goblue31602

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    Thanks for this recommendation by the way, just picked this up at lunch today, pretty good stuff.
     
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  26. bryix

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    glad you like. to me, it's the platonic ideal for garlic and ferment-y spice.
     
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  27. Mix

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    Charlize is just on another level
     
  28. bigred77

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    When she said "no foreplay straight to the fucking " it moved
     
  29. Corch

    Corch Hey Joe Rogan, is it almost lunch time?
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    I ate a chip with entirely too much Da Bomb 357 on it about 8 hours ago and I just burped and my throat is burning. Asked for a glass of milk right after this bitch gave me buttermilk, I almost puked every where.

    It's really bad.
     
  30. Rape Ape

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    Da Bomb is a trash sauce, it exists for stupid pranks.
     
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  31. Corch

    Corch Hey Joe Rogan, is it almost lunch time?
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    I agree. I saw it and had never tried it so figured I'd yolo
     
  32. bro

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    who do you think will be in the three chairs?


    Migos?
     
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  33. slhorn

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    Hasn’t he already interviewed one of them?
     
  34. Jake Scott

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    Yes
     
  35. slhorn

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    Thought so. Because of the show that’s how I learned there were three of them.
     
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  36. Poetic

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    He had offset this past season I thought. Think harder nubs.
     
  37. blind dog

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    It will probably be the fucking Jonas brothers or something
     
  38. bro

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    I'm well aware Offset has been on there. They have Charlize on there twice :idk:
     
  39. War Grundle

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    Lonely Island crew?
     
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  40. bro

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    not sure what they would be promoting? their bonaroo set?
     
  41. Joe_Pesci

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    I love that they keep Da Bomb on there just to crush people
     
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  42. a.tramp

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    Did a wing contest today with the line-up from Hot Ones. It was tied at the end so they did another one tossed in Flashbang. Still tied after that so they did 2 tossed in a mix of Da Bomb & Firebox and first to finish won.

    They set a timer and waited 3 minutes between each wing so you could feel the burn. Which ended up being closer to 5 minutes because they started handing them out at the 3 minute mark.

    If you took a drink of anything, you were out. If you got up, you were out. Over one hour of mouth on fire without any liquid. The wings actually didn’t bother me much. The weird pains in my stomach though currently suck though.

    Also, after the 3rd wing they started tossing them and then slathering them with sauce just to try to start getting people to tap out.

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    That last one is Flashbang and it made some people's throats feel like it was constricting so they tapped out.
     
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  43. Tiffin

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    So did you win?
     
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  44. Joe_Pesci

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    I feel like you have to be slightly sick in the head to agree to the Da Bomb+ level without drinking anything
     
  45. a.tramp

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    It is a sore subject with me right now. 40 entrants, 10 finalists, 6th place.

    About 15 people told me throughout the contest they should just go ahead and announce me as the winner as I ate every wing the fastest and showed the least discomfort.

    1. I was given 2 drumsticks for final round and everyone else that placed ahead of me had 2 flats.
    2. When I finished, there was only one person that their judge had their hand raised as being done but my judge did not raise his hand and had it held up about shoulder height before he finally realized he had screwed me.

    So yeah, I know I won in my head and in the head of many others so that is good enough for me.
     
  46. a.tramp

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    To be honest, it was advertised as being with 1 glass of milk and 2 tickets for free beer. It wasn't until the contest was about to start that they dropped the "if you ask for your cup ofmilk, you are tapping out and no other drinks as well...."
     
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  47. Tiffin

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    Proud of u.
     
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  48. Joe_Pesci

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    I also watched a YouTube video where some guy explained that Da Bomb kills people because all of its spiciness comes from pepper extract, which apparently makes the sensation much more intense than the scoville rating might indicate. It's also why it apparently tastes so bad. I'm guessing Mad Dog 357 is similar because it was hot as fuck but tasted terrible.
     
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  49. a.tramp

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    It just tastes so damn terrible.

    Best: Yellowbird, X, Dave’s, Last Dab
     
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