Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. Tex

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  2. Charles DeMar

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  3. Tex

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    He’s good
     
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    Anyone get any Apollo shirts?
     
  6. Charles DeMar

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    Ended up a homer shy of the cycle tonight

     
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    And…of course, thanks dusty

     
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    I got drunk and bet a buddy that verlander would get 16 wins. Dumb?
     
  9. Tex

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    Dusty about to rest him for a month after that great performance.
     
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    This game is not going well
     
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    wish dusty would just leave the lineup alone and allow everyone to get in a groove. anytime someone has a good game dusty removes them the next game
     
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    Annnnd turning it off
     
  13. Charles DeMar

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    It appears I picked a good time to take the kids to see the new sonic movie
     
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    Yikes

     
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    Single for Altuve

     
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    Not over yet
     
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    Uncle Mike!!!!
     
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    And it’s the first game I’m actually able to watch the whole thing.
     
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    Anyone going next week?
     
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  20. Tex

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    My tickets fell through for tomorrow so trying to find some now. Can’t remember the last time I missed the home opener. Not trying to start now.
     
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    In case you've had your eye on anything sir

     
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  22. Tex

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    Nice looking out.

    The wife and I bought several recently. I’ll be wearing one tonight. Scored cheap club seats.
     
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    how cheap
     
  24. Tex

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    $100 a piece. That’s cheap for opening day.
     
  25. Gallant Knight

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    yeah i have my eye on some tickets for tuesday club level for about 50
     
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  27. Tex

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    Think that link works?
     
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    finally

    please keep pena 7th - going to have opportunity to drive in so many runs
     
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  30. Tex

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    That’s a fine lineup. Leave it be Dusty!
     
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    Is that retroactive to a certain date?

    not getting TJ and trying to rehab or whatever always seemed dumb
     
  32. Tex

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    Escalators to the club level are broken on opening day. Not ideal.
     
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    Apparently the roof is broken too. Not a good start here.
     
  35. Tex

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    Jeepers garcia
     
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  38. Charles DeMar

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    Missed this bat the last few games

     
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    One time Jeremy
     
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    That’ll work
     
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  41. Tex

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    Glad we got 2 but damn that could have been better
     
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  42. Tex

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    Ex Astros on Astros violence boo
     
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    I like stassi
     
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  44. Tex

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    I do too. Just not dongs off us.
     
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    Booooom
     
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  48. Charles DeMar

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    Bump

     
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