Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. Tex

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    3 lefties in a row?
     
  2. Charles DeMar

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    Tough loss for JV today, may be time to consider moving Bregman down and/or getting him a buzzer (now hitting .221 after another 0-4)

     
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    Well we got guys at second and third with no outs. Let’s see how this goes.

    welp bases are loaded.
     
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    Isn’t that the second run this series Bregman has walked in?
     
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  5. Tex

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    Let’s goooo
     
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    Nah
     
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    Clearly was going for the jinx there sir ;)
     
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    Where would this team be if it wasn’t for the dodgers and a player to be named later. Goodness
     
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  10. Tex

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    Nice base running wtf
     
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    Wtf
     
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  12. Tex

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    Diaz again
     
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    Diaz what the fuck dude
     
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  14. slhorn

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    Peña screwed one up yesterday too…
     
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    He’s RoY tho
     
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    Agreed. Despite what Mina kimes says. But he still messed up
     
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    Never a doubt

     
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  19. Tex

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    Machete go boom
     
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  20. Tex

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    And now Yordong
     
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    yordong da god
     
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    Great pitching wasted today. Unloaded the runs yesterday.
     
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    Allll the homers
     
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    I wonder if Dusty knows that pinch hitters don’t have to play the same position as the guy they’re hitting for; I know the options are limited, but righties batting 391 vs romo & 215 for lefties, so going with almost automatic K Jason Castro over Diaz, Dubon, and Siri certainly was a choice

     
  26. Tex

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    Just met Mattress Mack :drunk:
     
  27. Charles DeMar

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    ICYMI

     
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    Great dude, he spoke at a company function of ours a few years ago, not sure if the guy ever sleeps
     
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    Love Yordan.
     
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    It was a scene. There was a crowd of people around him out in left field. Two girls were throwing up behind him. I was dying laughing. Ending up talking to him for a minute and getting a pic.
     
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    Great camera work here

     
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    Someone needs to check on Pettis, he has had a couple really bad sends this series.
     
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    Someone should check on Urquidy, too, while they're at it
     
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    Not great
     
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    Diamond club tickets are $300 on stubhub for tonight fyi
     
  37. Tex

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    King Tuck delivers
     
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    Damn, Chandler chose violence tonight

     
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    I don’t know if anyone else is here but the steal a base kid, in this case Oliver, just tried to swipe second from altuve. Jose even tried to help him and he couldn’t get it out. Easily one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in the ballpark.
     
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    He’s been pretty fed up with dusty for a while

    probably because dusty is living and managing like it’s 1992
     
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    He originally sprinted to center field and then once the announcer said he was going the wrong way he went to second. Easily the loudest pop Minus Yordan. It was great.
     
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    King Tuck with the glove
     
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    Lol his car insurance commercial came on right after that catch
     
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    So stupid
     
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    Brutal choke job by Pressly

    And now we might crush our pen ahead of 6 more games in a row vs NY teams
     
  50. houtex716

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    11 hits vs 3 hits

    tied at 6

    Cool
     
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