Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. tjosu

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    I have a rough time keeping up with games; AT&T has the TV rights in Oklahoma so I can’t watch via MLB Strike Zone, and we have YouTube tv because the AT&T package costs double what we pay. I keep up as much as possible but following along while people are posting about games is lost on me
     
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  2. Tex

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    Machete :roll::parrot:
     
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  3. Tex

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    Let’s gooo
     
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  4. Tex

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    Really
     
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  5. Charles DeMar

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    Damnit Toro
     
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  6. Charles DeMar

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    This is kinda crazy
     
  7. Charles DeMar

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    So is this
     
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  8. Charles DeMar

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    Radio broadcast just said that Aledmys Diaz had 3 hits in both of the last 2 games, I didn’t realize that, just know he had 3 HRs in the 2 games. Regardless, it now sounds even more ridiculous that he didn’t start again today, only for Meyers to strike out 3 more times

     
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  9. houtex716

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    Ugh
     
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  10. Tex

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    Great pitching there. Lettuce walk it off plz.
     
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  11. Tex

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    Lil dong wins it
     
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  12. houtex716

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    Lil dingle
     
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  13. Tex

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    There it is
     
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  14. Charles DeMar

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    Never a doubt
     
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  15. steamengine

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    Need a pressly replacement before October
     
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  16. Tex

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    Happy Dong Anniversary to those that celebrate!

     
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  17. Tex

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    Sooo we making any moves?
     
  18. Charles DeMar

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    This seems great for Houston

     
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  19. slhorn

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    Yep especially for our needs.
     
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  22. Tex

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    So we makin moves. Who else?!
     
  23. Charles DeMar

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    Astros should’ve traded for some hits ;)

    And probably could've used Bregman tonight rather than having both Chas and Meyers in there

     
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    1 run on 9 hits and 2 walks tonight, awesome. And 1 earned run in 18 innings
     
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  26. Tex

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    Tucker needs to get out of this slump
     
  27. Charles DeMar

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    2 for his last 26 and 5 for last 41 (or 42, can’t remember)
     
  28. Charles DeMar

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    Astros really didn't need any more RHH who ground out vs tough RHP. Just sayin

    That's a big reason why I wanted Bell, he's a switch hitter. Also figured hosmer was worth a look if the Padres were going to pay his whole salary, but maybe they don’t offer that to a team they could face in WS
     
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  29. houtex716

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  30. slhorn

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    What the fuck is going on the outfield? That’s the second time this game two guys have collided and I want to say I saw another collision as recently as two weeks ago.
     
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  31. Tex

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    Mancini bomb
     
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  33. houtex716

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  34. Tex

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    Wtf Diaz
     
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  35. Tex

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    Didn’t get shut out :awesomeface:
     
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  36. Tex

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    Another pathetic game
     
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  37. Charles DeMar

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    Feels like this was one of those games they were ok losing with the lineup they threw out there against a really good SP (I saw one person call it the Space Cowstros lineup), but still kinda sucks considering the game was still right there for the taking
     
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  39. Tex

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    Where would one find the ump scorecard for today?
     
  40. slhorn

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    Diaz with a slam to pull the stros even as we all expected.
     
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  41. steamengine

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    They needed that
     
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  42. slhorn

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    Four runs on two hits. You love to see it.
     
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  43. Tex

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    Nice
     
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  44. slhorn

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    One of the weirder games of the season.
     
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  45. Tex

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    It seemed like a game we were going to blow in the 9th
     
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  46. slhorn

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    It should have been a homer. Sucks the kid was robbed of that.
     
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  47. slhorn

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    Also where’s Julia? I’m not complaining about cayleigh griffin, just wondering.
     
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  48. Tex

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    Maton -_-