Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. slhorn

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    To answer my own question in case y’all missed the graphic he’s three rbis behind judge since June 1.. tucker is third ha.
     
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  2. Tex

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    Maton has become a bum
     
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  3. Charles DeMar

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    Need to put him on the DL tomorrow with some made-up injury (soreness?) and bring Martinez back
     
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  4. Tex

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    Sore butt. Ha. Got em.
     
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  5. slhorn

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    Ok guys we get it.
     
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  6. Tex

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    Lol good times
     
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  7. Biff Bridges

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    Harrison threw a 42 mph curve. Lol.
     
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  8. Tex

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  9. tjosu

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    Sometimes not being able to watch is fun purely because of Julia’s twitter. She’s the best

     
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  10. slhorn

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    I saw cayleigh griffin on the Astros broadcast instead of Julia the other day and was slightly upset. Granted both are great. I just wasn’t expecting it.
     
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  11. Tex

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  12. slhorn

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    Pass gambling laws and make it into a casino/hotel. Whole city/state wins.
     
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  13. slhorn

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    Since Bregman has become a dad he’s batting .397/ .471/ .776 with five homers, 17 rbis in 16 games.
     
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  14. Owsley

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  15. TAS

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    Also bankrupt Louisiana :gfa:
     
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  16. slhorn

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    Not Louisiana but lake Charles? Absolutely.
    How many millions have fertitta and friends spent to prevent live gambling in Texas?
     
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  17. Tex

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    Knew something bad was going to happen there
     
  18. Tex

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    Tucker got us
     
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  19. Tex

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    Oh no. Dong took himself out of the game.
     
  20. Charles DeMar

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    Not great Bob



    Ummm

     
  21. Tex

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  22. Owsley

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    Y’all hearing anything on Alvarez?
     
  23. Tex

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    Nothing yet
     
  24. Tex

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  25. Tex

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  26. Tex

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    We stink
     
  27. Charles DeMar

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    Why Neris in the 10th?!? Pressly only threw 11 pitches in the 9th, 9 of which were strikes. Seems like he could’ve gone back out there for the 10th to try protect a 2 run lead. Looking forward to Dusty’s great explanation for that one
     
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  28. houtex716

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  29. Tex

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    All this. I said pretty much the same to the tv. Dusty makes no sense.
     
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  30. Tex

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    Welp let’s see if they can hold it
     
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  31. slhorn

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    Something tells me maton is coming in.
     
  32. Tex

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    Shut up
     
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  33. Tex

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    Fuck. Welp game over. Turning it off.
     
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  34. slhorn

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    Welp you didn’t miss much.
     
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  35. Owsley

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    Great game
     
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  36. Charles DeMar

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    Well, at least pressly can probably go tomorrow, too, since he only threw 11 pitches
     
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  37. Charles DeMar

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  38. Tex

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    So who is the coach next season? He will cost us playoff games.
     
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  39. Charles DeMar

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    I assume Espada will get the first shot, but I also didn’t think they’d bring Dusty back this long, so who knows

     
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  40. slhorn

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    Aj hinch.
     
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  41. Charles DeMar

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    Never a doubt
     
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  42. Tex

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    Hey a win
     
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  43. steamengine

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    Tillman is ready if and when it ever happens. The joke has always been the restaurant tables all have craps boards under them and they’ll just flip em over if the laws pass.

    Old Galveston money and the baptists don’t want it.
     
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  44. Tex

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    Keep it up Bregman
     
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  45. Charles DeMar

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    I hope Dusty knows they don’t have to pitch will smith just because they traded for him
     
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  46. Charles DeMar

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    ICYMI

     
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  47. Tex

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    Maton’s warming up noooo
     
  48. Tex

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    I hate the pen
     
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  49. Charles DeMar

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    For fucks sakes. Walking the leadoff guy on 5 pitches with a 4 run lead is so unnecessary.
     
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