Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. Tex

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    And Altuve is hurt
     
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    Didn’t look bad live so not sure what it is, according to twitter he’s sick to his stomach

     
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    Why did I watch tonight? They scored over 10 the game before so obviously tonight they would shit the bed as is tradition.
     
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    Ok now it’s time to panic
     
  6. Charles DeMar

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    I did see on Twitter this afternoon someone betting 100 on a shutout (or loss) after scoring so much last night, it really does seem to happen a lot with this team, also saw these a few minutes ago



     
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    Nice 4 spot in the 9th by Montero

     
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    I’m glad that bagwell has to sit there in the booth and watch this
     
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    yep

     
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    Come back and get ‘em tomorrow

    And man, my main concern re: Abreu at this point is he’s hitting everything on the ground and low line drives, like no lift at all
     
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    Glad I was young when bagwell and that crew were on the Astros. If that was the group on the team now it would be difficult to root for them. A bunch of hardo douches
     
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    It’s pretty clear that he is completely washed

    it’s just a matter of time before he’s released. Unfortunately it won’t be until next year.

    maybe he will agree to a buyout instead of embarrassing himself for two more years, but it seems like baseball players never do that
     
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    This is good at least

     
  16. Tex

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    Probably bullshit

     
  17. Charles DeMar

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    That's a parody account, thought you'd like this one from yesterday

     
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    Thought so. Wasn’t sure if the girl reporting it was in the know. I just want it to be true.
     
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    I guess Altuve is still sick unfortunately

     
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    Great start…Nice to see Abreu leave 2 more on in top of first and then bielak quickly give up 2 runs in bottom of first
     
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    They have to move abreu to 8th in the lineup
     
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    Tough to be too upset with bielak or France. They are pretty much the definition of replacement players
     
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    Oh of course, Bielak has actually pitched around a lot of traffic his last few starts while France has pitched better than I think any of us could have expected
     
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    15 innings without a run now :(

     
  25. Charles DeMar

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    Bielak has recovered nicely and I’d take 5 innings of 2-run ball from him every time. Unfortunately he hasn’t gotten any run support (and France didn’t either yesterday before Montero blew it open).
     
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    Good call to let bielak try to get 7 innings

    it’s incredible that this team was able to overcome dusty as a manger to win it all last year
     
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    We need to add larussa to bagwells analytics department
     
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    Seriously wondering if anyone told Dusty that they have a day off tomorrow. You just got 6 quality innings out of your #5 starter, probably was time to take him out after the first homer in the 7th, despite the pitch count still being low
     
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    And these are pretty accurate descriptions for Bielak, often pitching around traffic and balls being put in play but also providing this team some solid innings most of the time, just hasn't gotten a lot of run support (today or in the finale at Seattle).



     
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    Just heard chrome interview on 790 am and he said Astros have 18 HRs in 20 May games and 5 were on Monday. Also said that only 3 guys have over .700 OPS in May (Yordan, Maldy, and Meyers), that’s not great Bob
     
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    Worst team they’ve had in a long time
     
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    Yeah, offense is seriously struggling so far, chrome had a piece this afternoon about it

     
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    lol that pic of abreu
     
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    Even at the time as a kid I kinda realized they had no juice. Bagwell, Biggio, Derek Bell, meh. The pitchers were all whatever other than Wagner. The guys in the late 80s like Doran and Reynolds and Anderson were fun but that was before my time.

    Casey Candaele and Eric Anthony tho.
     
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    Shane Reynolds, Darrel Kyle, Mike Hampton etc.

    We had some good ones
     
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    Ha, I go back to the Mike Scott and Bob Knepper days…oh, and that Nolan guy, too ;)
     
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    Just call up gilbert in 6 weeks
     
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    Hate this for the kid--just doesn't look good--thought he may finally join the big league club at some point this year

     
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    Bases loaded, one out, abreu up
     
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    Pop out to second base at least he didn’t gidp
     
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    Nice pass ball
     
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    I like Julks
     
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    Good job abreu only accounting for one out and not two
     
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    Bump

    :awshucks:
     
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    Good job abreu two one on our and we have a chance with two outs to get them in
     
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    He’s a bum. Move him to 9th
     
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    Move him out of the clubhouse and just eat the contract. It’s clear it’s never going to work
     
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    Leave him in Cali
     
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    Lol that was right down the middle