Houston Astros Thread: WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS

No Chas or Diaz tonight, second straight game w/o Diaz, maybe give Abreu a day off?!?

 

Fuck Dusty

 

Yordan!!!!

 

But JV just gave up a solo shot to Semien ICYMI and now have another guy on base

 

That was a laser btw

 

Uncle Mike!!!!

 

Abreu!!!! Grand slam!!!!

 

Took you losers long enough to join the 3 hitters with 25+ homers club. Welcome to the Braves, Dodgers, and Mariners club.

 

Thank you sir, probably would’ve been there a lot sooner if Dusty played their best guys more than half the time

 

He’s got them in the lab cooking up fresh trash can beats.

 

Sounds like a dadgum home game, must be why we brought our buzzer system

 

My god the rangers suck ass and I’m loving it

 

:)

 

I guess using pressly here because he needs to get some work in?

 

And of course Chaz homers in his pinch hit spot.

 

Abreu!!!!

 

Chas!!!!

 

Yeah, hasn’t pitched much this week and they have an off day tomorrow

 

Sheesh!

 

Abrue with 7 rbis like all predicted.

 

Never a doubt

 

16 home runs in 3 games lmbo

 

Can we just be tag team partners and tag y’all in to continue mollywopping the shit out of the Rangers for the M’s home and away? We’ll own that sweep in between. TIA.

 

i'll allow it

 

Not bad, I assume they’re facing a lefty if Brantley isn’t starting

 

What are we doing here?!?!

 

Sweep coming up

 

Mariners just got walked off, sounds like Dusty is resting yordan and Altuve now ;)

 

Tucker!!

 

Abreu!

 

Maldy!

 

Never a doubt

 

Sorry

Tex and I are a bit preoccupied with Texas being back and all.

 

This is the one

 

Fuck yes

 

Altuve!!!!

 

Lol

 

Never a doubt

 

Flip uncle Mike and Abreu and Oh Baby as the And 1 mix tape guy would say

 

Dusty gets his L - R almost the whole lineup

 

I had the same thought. It’s almost too perfect.

 

Wtf are they doing