Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

Happy anniversary to those who celebrate

 

Shit organization

 

They’re about to be letting a season ticket holder go

 

Happy anniversary to those who celebrate

 

And forgot to mention that I ran into an old friend at the Cancun airport on Sunday morning ;)

Spoiler: please come back

 

Did you give him a kiss for us

 

He gon

 

Gonna have to shave his middle school beard when he gets to the Bronx

 

Mets maybe

 

I’m never going to call it this. It will always be Minute Maid.

 

The ice box > the juice box

 

This is so funny we’re going to have like 8 infielders

 

why are we bringing back bregman?

 

Plus another 15+ for McCullers who may never play again either

 

Bet you I throw more innings than he does…

 

Just listened to a season preview with Chandler Rome and that shit was bleak.

 

Basically, for the first time in a decade, success won’t be measured on whether or not they make the World Series

Paredes and Walker have to be above what they’ve been

Altuve still hasn’t addressed the Bregman situation post trade (interview was a few days old) but McCullers certainly had (of course)

Getting Lance and Javier healthy by May will be key to the season (lol)

They ruined JP France

A couple of mid 25 year old prospects could over perform but that’s all we have

The bullpen stinks

Montero needs to be good.

 

Awesome..

 

how did i miss that altuve is moving to LF???

 

Won't be buying either hat, but do like Grant and Leo and happy for them

 

It was a damn good ride