Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. colonelrascals

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  2. Charles DeMar

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    I need to meet this guy ;)
     
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  3. slhorn

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    Seems like the brother in law knew what he was doing the entire time imo… ha
     
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  4. Gallant Knight

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    My wife’s brother:

    “I just love that he left the tag on and was thinking all lunch what he was going to get”
     
  5. Gallant Knight

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    Anyone want 4 tickets to the game tonight

    sec 116 two rows behind diamond club tunnel
     
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    Still available? I’ll go.
     
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  7. Gallant Knight

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    Dm me your email address associated with the ballpark app. Have a diamond club parking pass too that I’ll send
     
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    Very kind of you sir! Another time
     
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  9. Charles DeMar

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    Another great AB w/RISP for White Abreu :(
     
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  10. football501

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    Don’t worry, based on Salvy’s effort we’re going toe to toe for bad at bats
     
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  11. Tex

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    23 pitches through 3 innings is good
     
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  13. Charles DeMar

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    BUMP
     
  14. Gallant Knight

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    Witt is fast as f
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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  18. Charles DeMar

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    And Paredes!!!!
     
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  20. colonelrascals

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    That parking pass is clutch
     
  21. slhorn

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    Easily the fastest I’ve ever gotten out of any sporting event.
     
  22. Gallant Knight

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    got into a group of like 20 bros. they have 16 tickets to each game. so four groups of four tickets per game all with a parking pass in the diamond club. pretty legit. i think i have 20 games.
     
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  23. Tex

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    You keep us alllll updated :cheesy:
     
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  24. Gallant Knight

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    He’s so fast
     
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    I might be wrong but I think you’re the first team to double him up this year. Which I attribute to the 111 mph velocity off the bat more than anything
     
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  26. Charles DeMar

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    Dubon!!
     
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  27. Gallant Knight

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    Pena has been unreal last month
     
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    Pena!
     
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  29. Tex

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    An insurance run would be nice
     
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    Need white abreu to come through here
     
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    Terrible
     
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    Wow white abreu strikeout with risp im stunned
     
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    Or just strike out with RISP again
     
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    It could be worse, you could be us with RISP chances. Looking at you Vinnie
     
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    I think Walker has k more than 50% of the time with risp this season
     
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    Ooof
     
  37. Gallant Knight

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    If white abreu was a horse he would be trafficked to Mexico to process into dog food
     
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    No doubt he’s putting a lot of pressure on himself and it’s mental, but come on man. I’m still pulling for him and hopefully things improve when Yordan gets back; it would really help out to have mediocre right now
     
  39. Tex

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    Never a doubt
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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  41. Charles DeMar

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    :awshucks::russ::out:
     
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  42. Tex

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    How’s that AOL dial up treating you?
     
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  43. steamengine

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    “makes a bid towards left field” is great


    Nice hit
     
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    White abreu!!!!
     
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  46. Gallant Knight

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    I always believed in you white abreu
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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  49. Gallant Knight

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    Good for Espada. This umpire has been absolutely fucking terrible
     
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