Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. Charles DeMar

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    Never a doubt
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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  6. Charles DeMar

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    :hilldawg: :praisehim::shrug:
     
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    Great spot start by Brandon Walter
     
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  8. colonelrascals

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    I'm going to throw an idea out there. What if we played our remaining games at the space cowboys stadium
     
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    Would prefer that Dubin threw some strikes
     
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    Solid 3K performance for Walker, now hitting 0.197 :awesomeface:
     
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    Pegging the leadoff guy on the foot on a 0-2 count is suboptimal
     
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    And of course they tie the game after that
     
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    Kinda feel bad for okert, though, clearly rusty after not pitching for 8 days somehow after Espada used him every couple days before that
     
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    Rough
     
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    Bummer. Offense just sucks
     
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    Ump missed a strike 3 right before the sac fly, but I’m sure the offense wouldn’t have scored for a few more innings so at least they save more arms
     
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    We fucking lost?!?
     
  18. Tex

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    lol
     
  19. colonelrascals

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    this fucking team
     
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    blanco flew back to houston because of elbow soreness. cool
     
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    :awshucks:
     
  22. Tex

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    All the pitchers arms are falling off!
     
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    yep, reminds me of this from the weekend…and we’re now over 2 years since Garcia last pitched in an MLB game for Stros

     
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    I’m ready for them to cut Walker
     
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    And Dubon after that 2 error first inning.

    Rodgers may not have much time left in all seriousness. I know they just picked up more of his deal or whatever, but he Ks like 75% of the time (EDIT: he just struck out again)
     
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    That hit the bat
     
  30. Tex

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    That was strike 3
     
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    Strike 4
     
  32. Charles DeMar

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    Uh oh Whitley, walks kill
     
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    2 more Ks for Rodgers today, while Cam Smith gets a golden sombrero. I know options are limited, but seems like Smith could benefit from playing every day in the minors. And can't keep wasting at bats with Rodgers. But biggest issue is Yordan, need to shoot up that hand and get him back out there
     
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    Smith has been doing fine tbh

    The veterns sucking ass has been rough
     
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    Starting pitcher number 7.
     
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    Fuck
     
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    This is crazy (and not great). And Lance didn't do that bad after all, much better than his last home start. Got the feel for his breaking pitches for a few innings at least

     
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    Never ceases to amaze me that that little dude can yard balls.
     
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    Altuve!!!!
     
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    Altuve!!!!
     
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    Deja vu :tebow:
     
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    Never a doubt.

    Edit: I win!! Yall suck.
     
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    I think that’s my first win all season ha.
     
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    Was also there last night. Did not have fun.

    Really like the ballpark though. Watched a few innings from the overlooks in left center.
     
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    Sock bomb
     
  49. slhorn

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    Isaac!!!!!

    fuck!