Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. Charles DeMar

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    Paredes!!!!
     
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    Now we all have chimed in ;)
     
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    Shirley white Abreu will come through
     
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    Hey a run
     
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    Walker!

    haha
     
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    Hell ya Altuve
     
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    Tuve arm!!!!!
     
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    Runners beware!!
     
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    Yanier with the rare 6 straight balls walk. Interesting plate discipline.
     
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    Down 2 and knowing Munoz will be pitching the 9th for them, why burn hader in the 9th when Whitley was warming up most of the 8th?!?!?
     
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    Never a doubt.
     
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    Allll the singles
     
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    Same as yesterday. Literally everyone in the lineup got a single yesterday. Not one xbh.
     
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    A double!
     
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    Smith
     
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    So the people who were like e sack will be a perfect fit in Houston because he pulls the ball in the air more than anyone else in baseball

    good job
     
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    Pathetic
     
  21. Charles DeMar

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    Fucking caratini
     
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    Errors are good
     
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    Cmon cam be tight
     
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    lol 0 swings.
     
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    If Espada is going to let cam hit there and not try to bunt the guys over, you can’t go up and not swing a single time, especially on a strike on 3-2
     
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    Agreed 100% but also he’s low key up to like a 725 ops. He’s going to be good
     
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    Dana is a great scout
     
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    Totally agree…and I’m pretty comfortable/confident with Cam up there in that situation. You just need the runner from 2b. So going for a hit to outfield with 3 batters instead of giving 1 a chance to score runner from 3b is similar odds. But just can’t go up there and not swing at all
     
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    Astros now 2-12 w/ RISP (but only 1 run scored on the 2 hits, Walker had 1 that just loaded the bases) and 11 LOB
     
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    For sure. To be fair the first two pitches were nasty
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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    Walker!!!!
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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    White abreu!!
     
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    He just needed to stop using abreus locker
     
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    Chaz
     
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    Dubi
     
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    Dubon!!
     
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  41. Charles DeMar

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    Pena!!!!
     
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    Pena!
     
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    Absolute nuke by Pena there
     
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