Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

Stop scoring

 

we might be the best

 

I don’t think we lose again this season

 

Damnit white abreu

 

Walker!!!!

 

Damnit, fucking Espada took Altuve out.

He has never had a 5 hit game somehow and is 4 for 4 tonight

 

Never a doubt

 

Never a doubt

 

Altuves got that nice 85 mph fastball just waiting

 

Cam!

 

Dezenzo!!!!

 

Caratini!

 

Never a doubt

 

In a day game no less. It’s a Christmas miracle.

 

Completely missed there was a day game today dammit.

 

I had no clue until Charles DeMar posted Cam!

What makes it worse is I checked the schedule for this week on Monday and completely missed this being a day game. I was able to see the last four innings tho.

 

Awesome. Right as he was starting to hit.

 

No one escapes the first base curse

 

McCullers Tied a career high in strikeouts today. That’s neat.

 

Whitcombs going to be some nice trade bait

 

Altuve!!!!

 

He’s so hot

 

That got out of hand quick

 

Forrest deserves more than this

 

Nice pitching going on. Wish the bats would wake up

 

Maybe now they can hit

 

There we go

 

He didn’t tag him

 

Ugly

 

Never a doubt

 

Never a doubt

Edit: fuck

 

Never a doubt

 

First place

 

To the surprise of no one Yordan is out longer than expected because he had a fracture the whole time.

 

Saw it was only 60% healed. Wtf is the med team doing?

 

Yep, seems like we shouldn’t be shocked unfortunately

 

Pena!!!!

 

Peña!!!!

 

Let’s crash Tex pool imo… how much vodka ya got?!

 

Nice of the bullpen to throw batting practice this afternoon

 

I’m gonna need more Tito’s after this terrible game