Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. Tex

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    Stop scoring
     
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  2. colonelrascals

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    we might be the best
     
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  3. Tex

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    I don’t think we lose again this season
     
  4. Tex

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    Damnit white abreu
     
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    Walker!!!!
     
  6. Charles DeMar

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    Damnit, fucking Espada took Altuve out.

    He has never had a 5 hit game somehow and is 4 for 4 tonight
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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    Altuves got that nice 85 mph fastball just waiting
     
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  11. Gallant Knight

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    2/5 of starting rotation blowing out their elbows every year doesn’t seem sustainable
     
  12. Charles DeMar

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    Dezenzo!!!!
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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  18. slhorn

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    In a day game no less. It’s a Christmas miracle.
     
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    Completely missed there was a day game today dammit.
     
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    I had no clue until Charles DeMar posted Cam!

    What makes it worse is I checked the schedule for this week on Monday and completely missed this being a day game. I was able to see the last four innings tho.
     
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    Awesome. Right as he was starting to hit.
     
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  23. Tex

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    No one escapes the first base curse
     
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    McCullers Tied a career high in strikeouts today. That’s neat.
     
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    Whitcombs going to be some nice trade bait
     
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  27. Tex

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    He’s so hot
     
  28. Tex

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    That got out of hand quick
     
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  29. colonelrascals

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    Forrest deserves more than this
     
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  30. Tex

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    Nice pitching going on. Wish the bats would wake up
     
  31. Tex

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    Maybe now they can hit
     
  32. Tex

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    There we go
     
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  33. Tex

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    He didn’t tag him
     
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    Ugly
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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    Never a doubt

    Edit: fuck
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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    What a game
     
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    First place :bananallama:
     
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    To the surprise of no one Yordan is out longer than expected because he had a fracture the whole time.
     
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  42. Tex

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    Saw it was only 60% healed. Wtf is the med team doing?
     
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    Yep, seems like we shouldn’t be shocked unfortunately

     
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    Peña!!!!
     
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    Let’s crash Tex pool imo… how much vodka ya got?!
     
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    Nice of the bullpen to throw batting practice this afternoon
     
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    I’m gonna need more Tito’s after this terrible game
     
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