Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. slhorn

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    Didn’t hear a no…
     
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  2. Tex

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    :warn:
     
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  3. slhorn

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    How much vodka ya got?
     
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  4. Tex

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    Haha barely any left by now
     
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    Rude
     
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    Tex any Tito’s today?
     
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  7. Charles DeMar

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    1st and 3rd no outs for paredes, altuve, and walker…and no runs to show for it = awesome
     
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  8. Gallant Knight

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    Yeah that sucked
     
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  9. Tex

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    Haha na. Watching the game while packing. Headed to Cali early tomorrow for a week.
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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  11. slhorn

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    Hey devine does skenes have a pitch count?
     
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  12. devine

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    I’m at the game but what are you asking
     
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    I’m hoping they’re pulling him after like 80 pitches to protect his arm imo.
     
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    McCullers with two good starts in a row. I’m glad the person threatening him and family was an abroad drunk gambler.
     
    #9515 slhorn, Jun 3, 2025
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    Walker!!!!
     
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  16. Charles DeMar

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    Paredes!!!!
     
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    I was late
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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  21. Charles DeMar

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    Paredes!!!!
     
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    devine is crying in the group chat
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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  24. devine

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    Yeah I’m not used to the pirates losing so it’s been a tough week
     
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    Rodgers!!!!
     
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  26. Charles DeMar

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    2nd and 3rd with no outs and no runs?!? Do I have that right?!?
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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  28. steamengine

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    Mariners are flailing
     
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  29. Charles DeMar

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    Pena!
     
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  30. slhorn

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    Pay hunter. And Peña. No particular order
     
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  31. Charles DeMar

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    Diaz!!!!
     
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    Is there a rule that Dubin has to pitch every day?!?



     
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    Wow, that was ballgame
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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  39. Tex

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    Wow
     
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    Speaking of wow

     
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    Whitcomb 0/2 with his two outs having an expected batting average of .660 and .600



    Let him play second every day for a while
     
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    Cam!!
     
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    Nice throw loser
     
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  45. Gallant Knight

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    White abreu
     
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    Awesome, white abreu with a K at the worst time
     
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    Bases loaded with no outs and only getting one run is pitiful
     
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  49. Charles DeMar

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    Altuve!!
     
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