Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. Tex

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    Swing the bat
     
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  2. Tex

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    Don’t you dare
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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  4. Tex

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    Never a doubt
     
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    Never a doubt.
     
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  6. houtex716

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    Win’s a win!
     
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    Someone been calling for Whitcomb to get at bats
     
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    Yaaay more bad base running
     
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  10. Tex

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    Welp more broken ribs
     
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  12. Tex

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    Altuve
     
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    Cam
     
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  14. Tex

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    Lol

     
  15. Gallant Knight

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    Ok I don’t give a fuck how much respect altuve has in the clubhouse someone needs to talk to him about baserunning because this is getting to be ridiculous
     
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    He plays little league baseball
     
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    And I love it
     
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  18. Tex

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    He’s gotten so bad at it. It’s sloppy. Walker would have been safe potentially.
     
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    what exactly happened? I’m just following along on the MLB app
     
  20. Tex

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    Altuve slowed down and basically kicked the damn ball
     
  21. Gallant Knight

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    For anyone who thinks Matthew’s should be called up he went 0-5 with 5k today

    I don’t see it with him. He strikes out way too much
     
  22. Tex

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    Damn these little bloop hits
     
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  23. Tex

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    Diaz with another passed ball
     
  24. Tex

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    Never a doubt
     
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    Never a doubt!
     
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    I’m calling shenanigans.
     
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  28. Tex

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    You call whatever you want but I hit post when the ump rang his ass up
     
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    Would the dodgers pay anyone’s stomach to be pumped?
     
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    798 ops for cam
     
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    808
     
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    Kinda sad how much he’s outplaying walker and others
     
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    Seems like Espada punted on trying too hard this game after winning the first 2 with his pitching decisions today. And the whole bottom half of the lineup sucking didn’t help either
     
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    They don’t have anyone available to pinch hit for Hummel?!?
     
  39. houtex716

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    13 hits in a loss to the Rockies is harsh
     
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    So close
     
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    White abreu!
     
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    Nice DP
     
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    That was the most sack home run of all time
     
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  47. Tex

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    Altuve
     
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    Altuve!!!!
     
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    Thought Cam had that too
     
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    White abreu!!!!
     
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