Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. Tex

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    #9951 Tex, Jul 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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    They are teeing off on this dude
     
    #9952 Gallant Knight, Jul 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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    You should retire if white abreu goes 2-2 against you
     
    #9953 Gallant Knight, Jul 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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    Nice slide bruh
     
    #9954 Gallant Knight, Jul 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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    Dude altuve what the fuck bruh
     
    #9955 Gallant Knight, Jul 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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    It’s getting worse
     
    #9956 Tex, Jul 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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    Ugly AB Dubi
     
    #9957 Tex, Jul 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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    Cam
     
    #9958 Tex, Jul 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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    Cam is him
     
    #9959 Gallant Knight, Jul 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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    #9960 Tex, Jul 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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    Cam!
     
    #9961 Charles DeMar, Jul 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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    Carrot!!!!
     
    #9962 Charles DeMar, Jul 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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  13. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    A carrotsalami
     
    #9963 houtex716, Jul 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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  14. Tex

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    Welp
     
    #9964 Tex, Jul 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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    :texassmug:
     
    #9965 Tex, Jul 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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    Alright stop
     
    #9966 Tex, Jul 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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    Lol f em
     
    #9967 Tex, Jul 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    10 run inning :badger:
     
    #9968 houtex716, Jul 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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    Kinda crazy to score 17 in this rematch of the 2017 WS ;)
     
    #9969 Charles DeMar, Jul 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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    Fuckem. Run it up.
     
    #9970 slhorn, Jul 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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    lol I walked to Walgreens to get beer and we are up 10.
     
    #9971 slhorn, Jul 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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    #9972 Tex, Jul 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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    Chriiiiiiiiist. Maybe your team isn’t as good as you think they are.
     
    #9973 slhorn, Jul 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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    To prevent Tex from cheating I’ll go ahead and say it was never a doubt. Also Charles…. Smh
     
    #9974 slhorn, Jul 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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    :rules:
     
    #9975 Tex, Jul 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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    Still 18-1. I’m sure you’re shooting off fireworks right meow.
     
    #9976 slhorn, Jul 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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    Xfinity app goes everywhere!
     
    #9977 Tex, Jul 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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    Never a doubt
     
    #9978 Tex, Jul 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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    Never a doubt
     
    #9979 Charles DeMar, Jul 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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    Damnit
     
    #9980 Charles DeMar, Jul 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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  31. Tex

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    The NLs three best recently

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    #9981 Tex, Jul 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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    #9982 Tex, Jul 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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    #9983 Tex, Jul 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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  34. Tex

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    Lol the ball boy
     
    #9984 Tex, Jul 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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    Short
     
    #9985 Tex, Jul 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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  36. Gallant Knight

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    lol the dodgers dude on the line running across the warning track there to try to get out of the way of the ball was p funny
     
    #9986 Gallant Knight, Jul 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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    Lol nice throw
     
    #9987 Tex, Jul 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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    WA
     
    #9988 Tex, Jul 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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  39. Gallant Knight

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    Big fan of this wrobleski bro
     
    #9989 Gallant Knight, Jul 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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  40. Tex

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    Diaz
     
    #9990 Tex, Jul 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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  41. steamengine

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    Cooking these hippies
     
    #9991 steamengine, Jul 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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    Has Oral Worsteshire accusing us of cheating again last night been brought up yet?
     
    #9992 steamengine, Jul 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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  43. slhorn

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    Nope. They have to deflect after their worst home loss ever.
     
    #9993 slhorn, Jul 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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    #9994 Tex, Jul 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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  45. colonelrascals

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    Tex accidentally wondering into the dodgers thread and getting this response:roll:
     
    #9995 colonelrascals, Jul 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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  46. slhorn

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    My drunk ass got confused with the mlb thread defending Altuve.
     
    #9996 slhorn, Jul 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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  47. Tex

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    Lol not me sir
     
    #9997 Tex, Jul 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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    Oops
     
    #9998 colonelrascals, Jul 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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  49. Tex

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    I don’t like these announcers
     
    #9999 Tex, Jul 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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    I’m at a bar. What are they saying?
     
    #10000 slhorn, Jul 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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