Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. steamengine

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    Amazing how stupid people are
     
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  2. Tex

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    Pathetic
     
  3. Gallant Knight

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    Breaking I had no idea this person exists

     
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  4. Charles DeMar

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    No Will Smith or Jake Meyers, while Seth Martinez has been added

     
  5. zachary

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    kinda surprised about will smith being left off
     
  6. Tex

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    So we good?
     
  7. Tex

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  8. Tex

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    :angrycorn:
     
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  9. Tex

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    Nice start boys
     
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  11. Charles DeMar

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  12. Charles DeMar

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    :windsy: :hilldawg:
     
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  13. Tex

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  14. Tex

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    “We want Houston” chants lol
     
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  15. slhorn

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    My goal is to beat you every time. Ha
     
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  16. slhorn

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    I’m shocked they’re starting Severino tomorrow. Tomorrow is pretty much a must win for them yeah?
     
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  17. Tex

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    He’s not fully rested right?
     
  18. slhorn

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    No he’s not but you have to work your horses in the playoffs. Imo if the Astros win tomorrow the series is over. There’s not a team left that’s going to beat us 4/6.
     
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  19. Tex

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    :raptorjesus::pray:
    Framber is in quality start record mode
     
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  20. slhorn

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    Verlander passed Kershaw as the strike out king in the playoffs.
     
  21. slhorn

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    Is it weird I trust Framber more than Verlander? Maybe it’s me?
     
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  22. BUstang

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    When do they change the lineup with Altuve?

    *I don't know dick about baseball.
     
  23. Charles DeMar

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    He'll remain in the lineup all postseason and i doubt Dusty will move him anywhere in the lineup; it took Dusty until almost the end of the WS last year to move Bregman who could barely swing the bat and has surgery like 2 days after the season ended.
     
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  24. Tex

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    This still seems to be true. Unless a few solo shots will win every other game we play.
     
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  25. Tex

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    Hmm got the email I was selected for WS tickets. To buy straight from the source or try secondary market?
     
  26. zachary

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    buy me one
     
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  27. Tex

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    You don’t live here
     
  28. zachary

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    i can buy a plane ticket
     
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  29. Tex

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    I can give you the code if you want
     
  30. zachary

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    does that code come with your bank account info as well?
     
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  31. Gallant Knight

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    they wont unless he is hurt. i think he's just in a funk right now.
     
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  32. southside

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    altuve's strike zone same as 2017 but he's off the plate and swings at 5 pitches a game at his shoulder level

    make this mf take the first pitch at least, jfc
     
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  33. steamengine

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    This was my Altuve argument going back to his rookie year, he should be forbidden from swinging at the first pitch.

    Obviously he’s earned the right over the years but it seems like it would be a good way to get him back in a groove.
     
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  34. Gallant Knight

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    probably going to go 3/4 tonight now and shut yall up
     
  35. Tex

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  36. Tex

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    Oh you
     
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  37. Charles DeMar

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    I like the theory that he's trolling everyone and saving everything for the games at Yankee Stadium ;)
     
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    Some good angles here

     
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  40. Tex

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  41. slhorn

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    Don’t fuck with a good thing.
     
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  42. steamengine

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    Is he wearing his extensions though
     
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  43. Tex

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    Of course
     
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  44. Tex

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    That dad strength
     
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  45. Charles DeMar

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    The Framber error was so bad
     
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  46. slhorn

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    Yes. But still winning. I can’t fault a guy for trying.
     
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  47. slhorn

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    Altuve is desperate.
     
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  48. Tex

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    So bad right now
     
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  49. houtex716

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    altuve being an automatic out is sad
     
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