how creepy is Mike Farrell?

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  1. Moxin24

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    Please someone take his lunch money
     
  2. bertwing

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  3. southlick

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    Looks like he might've dropped a few pounds or bought a bigger suit
     
  4. Josey Wales

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    That hand is haunting. It should be an emoji.
     
  5. Baby Rabbit

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    You should have his job
     
  6. Pelican

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    I'm really white but Mike's whiteness is simply on a different level.
     
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  7. rodmansrage

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    love when this thread is bumped.

    farrell lookin edgy af in that pic, will resonate with teen boys.
     
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  8. Moxin24

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    Get a suit that fits you fucking goon
     
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  9. Baby Rabbit

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    You also probably can't match his ability to form close relationships with 15-17 year-old boys.

    He seems really good at that
     
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  10. southlick

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  11. bertwing

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    Farrell dangerously flirting with this look...

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  12. OHW

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    Don't let his hand distract you from his hair.
     
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  13. HOOSINSC

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    why feature his hands?
     
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  14. Moxin24

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    You could flick a paper football between that thing
     
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  16. Bert Handsome

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    The Dean is going to need some new cordless phone pics to keep up with what Farrell is dropping.
     
  17. Bert Handsome

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    Farrell doesn't even dream of an 83% prediction accuracy.
     
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  18. Beachy Toast

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  19. Doc Louis

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    Both
     
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  20. Aaron Hernandez

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    "They are all like little snowflakes Jizz." -Mike Ferrell
     
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  21. EdmondDantes

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  22. al1

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    Definite pedophilia scandal coming.

    Would really like to see an academic bowl (similar to Old School) featuring these recruiting experts. Nebraska's Rivals site has a couple people that are Forrest Gump without the running ability.
     
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  23. devine

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    Thanks for the Nebraska update guys very relevant info
     
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  24. TC

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    [​IMG]
     
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  25. OHW

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    @RealJizzJohnson, but he's not verified? I'm skeptical.
     
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  26. southlick

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  27. GGCD

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    He looks like he got caught stealing red handed in all three
     
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  28. Thoros of Beer

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    Mike Farrell's cargo shorts could be convicted of rape
     
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  29. Tony Perkis

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    Louie Lastik and Sunshine
     
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  30. Daddy Rabbit

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  32. Tony Perkis

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  33. Tony Perkis

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  34. Charles DeMar

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    Kinda frightening seeing this suddenly pop up on my timeline, but my fears were soon calmed a bit by the toys in the background:

     
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  35. Sterling A

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    dont know if i can accurately describe my answer OP
     
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  36. Moxin24

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  37. Pelican

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    This is going well for our boy.
     
  38. bertwing

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    I sincerely hope that pedophile gets beaten to death with a prosthetic arm
     
  39. GGCD

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    Mike Farrell hating on Shaquem Griffin because of his hands??

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  40. LetItSoak

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    Not going to give him a click but I'm guessing it goes something like " How could he possibly do X, Y and Z (shit he did consistently in college) in the NFL without his hand??"
     
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  41. Tony Perkis

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  42. HOOSINSC

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    is being the 38th player in the country bad?
     
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  43. Nole96SC

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    Yeah Im all for shitting on Farrell but Adams using himself is not a very good example. He probably had him right around where he should have been.
     
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  44. Boo MFer!

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    Sweet humblebrag about being ranked the 38th best player in the country, Jamal.
     
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  45. Gaknight

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    so the same thing he was saying 5 years ago when Shaquem was in HS? Not sure why people keep doubting the guy
     
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  46. EdmondDantes

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  47. TC

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    Shut up you clown!
     
  48. GGCD

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    shut it the fuck down
     
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