How do u sleep?

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  1. Truman

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  2. GordoBombay

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  3. Truman

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  4. Fusiontegra

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    same but my arms have to be on top of the covers
     
  5. Lyrtch

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    2 is the closest to my standard position but not exact

    16 is the alternate
     
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  6. i am a bammer

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  7. GordoBombay

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    If anyone says 13 you are a spook
     
  8. Hogview

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    Start as a 6, then end up a 9 at some point for the rest of the night
     
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  9. Seavie

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    2 or 3
     
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  10. marcus

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    17 with a pillow between my legs to support my child-bearing hips.
     
  11. RowdyBurns

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    #13 not gonna last long in prison
     
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  12. Taques

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    upper body 9, but arm tucked in more under my head

    lower body 2 but leg at a sharper angle
     
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  13. blotter

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    Like this but with a pillow in between arm and head
     
  14. IowaHuskerFan3

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    9 with the last hour usually 6. And my feet at all times must be outside of the blanket.
     
  15. Connor Norman

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    1 or 2. Also 3 but with bottom leg straight
     
  16. Connor Norman

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    Nice
     
  17. southlick

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    Mix between 9 and 5 imo.
     
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  18. BlazingRebel

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  19. Daddy Rabbit

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    Where's the CPAP
     
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  20. Doc Louis

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    Used to be mostly 9, now a more side sleeping 2.
     
  21. Dr. Richard Cranium

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  22. The Banks

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    Face down, ass up, that’s the way...
     
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  23. The Banks

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    Wait what was the question?
     
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  24. Voodoo

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    Upper body 3, lower body 17
     
  25. blind dog

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    Spooning OPs mom
     
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  26. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Generally I'm a 2/9.

    When I'm hammered I'm sometimes a 16.

    Fwiw, fellow belly sleepers should buy a pillow designed for belly sleepers. It's been a marvelous purchase.
     
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  27. cutig

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  28. HotMic

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  29. burnttatertot

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    Why can't someone sleep on their side without being in the fetal position?
     
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  30. Daniel Ocean

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    On my back so 1,15 or 16.
     
  31. Name P. Redacted

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    I’m gonna try that 13 position some time. Gotta be good for opening up the hips

    and anus
     
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  32. steamengine

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    13 like any normal person
     
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  33. BellottiBold

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    I'm genuinely several of those depending on the night.
     
  34. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    I wrap a smaller throw blanket around my head/eyes like a babushka
     
  35. spagett

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    Also, #18 is a serial killer
     
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  36. DirtBall

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    18 minus the sleep
     
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  37. Sir Phobos

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  38. Joey Freshwater

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    8 seems uncomfortable.
     
  39. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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  40. Simon Templar

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    This but primarily on my right side
     
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  41. Nandor the Relentless

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    #13 because I like to hump my pillow before I go to sleep

    actually none are exact but it’s halfway between a combo of #3 and #14
     
  42. Nandor the Relentless

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    Perhaps that is the preparing for prison position
     
  43. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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  44. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    #3 and i hate it
     
  45. devine

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    I only sleep as the little spoon
     
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  46. devine

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    You can always change
     
  47. dallasdawg

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    i try and i always end up back like that :(

    kills my shoulders
     
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  48. REGGNECK

    REGGNECK Hard to be soft , tough to be tinder.
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    Didn’t see big spoon as option.
     
  49. TC

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    16 to sleep. 3 to get warm again after getting up
     
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  50. skiedfrillet

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