How do you get rid of hiccups?

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  1. Koby Salman

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  2. afb

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    swallow a drink with your mouth open
     
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  3. angus

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    Holding your breath, duh.
     
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  4. Shawn Hunter

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    Eating a big ass scoop of peanut butter has always worked for me.
     
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  5. superfly0212

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    I just wait them out. I always win.
     
  6. ncrebel

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    Teaspoon of sugar. 100% success rate
     
  7. TrustyPatches

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    I’ll give you $10 if you hiccup right now
     
  8. dukebuckeye

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    Hold your breath for 9 minutes.
     
  9. Rusty Shackleford

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    This is 100% effective. Don't let it melt in your mouth just get a spoon full of peanut butter in your mouth and swallow.
     
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  10. TC

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    I have the hiccups now from reading this thread topic. Thanks OP
     
  11. ned's head

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    Scare it out imo
     
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  12. Koby Salman

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    Sorry
     
  13. infected donkey

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    I suggest try to see if you have a gag reflex.
     
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  14. angus

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    This is always the best policy with the kids.
     
  15. bertwing

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    Punch yourself in the nuts as hard as you can

    Trust me it’ll work
     
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  16. Koby Salman

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    They are gone now. Trick to is to wait them out. Thanks for the suggestions everyone.
     
  17. timo

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  18. Shawn Hunter

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    I literally bought a jar of peanut butter to keep in my office at my last job once I figured out this was actually effective. Most of the time when I get the hiccups and just goes on and on until it starts to hurt so I want peanut butter at the ready.
     
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  19. Fusiontegra

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    The one my dad taught me is having someone plugging your ears while drinking a bunch of water. I’ve taught it to my wife and kid and expect it will be handed down many generations with 100% effectiveness.

    You can also do it yourself if you can drink out of a plastic water bottle with no hands. bertwing should be a pro
     
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  20. bertwing

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    Don’t tell Don't Hate Me Bro!
     
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  21. lfriend

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    Slide a finger into your ass one by one until you're arm deep. Should clear it right up.
     
  22. GeneralPaton

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    Drink a glass of water upside down. 100% effective. Need to drink the whole glass in one go.
     
  23. Tiffin

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    Hiccups are a spasm in your diaphragm caused (usually) by irregular breathing. Hold your breath and then slowly exhale. Continue to slowly take deep breaths in through the nose and out through the mouth. It will stop quickly.
     
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  24. Emma

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    Can't get hiccups if you always have a dick in your mouth

    #lifehacks
     
  25. Emma

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    Pulling on your tongue stimulates the vagus nerve and eases diaphragm spasms, which may sometimes stop hiccups.
     
  26. Fusiontegra

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    lechnerd this guy is trying to steal your shtick
     
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  27. Koby Salman

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    This is really funny
     
  28. Tiffin

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  29. Emma

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    Are you a doctor?
     
  30. Tiffin

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    Does this answer your question?

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  31. HoosDaMan

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    Hold your breath, arms straight out, make a fist.


    Or



    Spoonful of cinnamon
     
  32. Biship

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    Relax

    heating pad on chest

    Relax

    Breath in as slow as possible through your nose

    hold for a second

    Exhale slowly

    Hiccups are a Muscle spasm so you have to slow it down
     
  33. Soup

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    This is kinda what I learned. You take a glass of water and put your mouth on the away side of the cup. Lean forward and down and drink the water that way. It’s a little bit of an awkward position but works every time.
     
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  36. Soup

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    Is it that hard to comprehend?

     
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  37. Mr Bulldops

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  38. gus_chiggins

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    Didn’t make sense to me, either fwiw tia gbr nfm
     
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  39. lfriend

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    If getting your fingers messy isn't an option, you can substitute with a bottle of shampoo.
     
  40. Daddy Rabbit

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    This is probably why my concentration method has worked all of my life.

    Just go into a mini mediation state saying I will not hiccup again.

    Only average effective against the hardcore drunk hiccups.
     
  41. Wu

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    auto erotic asphyxia
     
  42. fattus

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    I once had the hiccups for 3 days. It got to the point where I puked up blood so I went to the ER and they had to give me a shot of Thorazine. That stopped the hiccups but it also made me shit myself.
     
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  43. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Literally chug 6-10 oz of water and it’ll disappear
     
  44. Taques

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    i hold my breath until i pass out
     
  45. hudson

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