How long could you last against Ronda Rousey?

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  1. BamaNug

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    Who are the badasses here that think they'd win? Personally, I think I could run around for a minute until I run out of breath, then she'd prolly arm-bar me.

    Seriously though, at what point does the male vs. female thing become too much? What about a male who is physically superior in every way but has never had any MMA experience?

    Just curious
     
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  2. 20/20/20/20

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  3. Capstone 88

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    30 seconds. About the same amount of time I last with other women.
     
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  4. UncleItchyBalls

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    under 5 seconds
     
  5. Arkadin

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    Impressive stamina :ohdear:
     
  6. southlick

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  7. WC

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    not long
     
  8. Tobias

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    can someone tag the fool who thinks she'd beat up floyd mayweather and/or manny pacquaio

    i think it's gdcd but he doesn't appear to have survived the crash
     
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  9. jltperson

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    I mean she weighs 135 pounds. There's probably someone on here who could beat her.

    I would have a broken arm within 20 seconds though
     
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  10. ARSENAL

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    I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart in a walkie-talkie.
     
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  11. WC

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    this was my initial thought. i outweigh her by 70lbs. i'm not Fudd but at some point sheer size and strength would win out
     
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  12. Arkadin

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    Yeah. Plenty of people could imo. Big dudes with power and dudeness I'm taking that every time, arm bar master or not
     
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  13. Corch

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    GGCD
     
  14. jltperson

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    :laugh: that is a really terrible opinion
     
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    She walks around at 150-155 but if you are a world champion at Judo the weight difference doesn't really matter.
     
  16. Tobias

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    thank you user corch

    your help is appreciated and rewarded with one like
     
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  17. Corch

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    For the record, I'm one of the idiots who thinks Rousey would beat Floyd in an MMA fight.
     
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  18. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    in a boxing match i could probably survive a round before her massive conditioning advantage kicks in and she steamrolls me


    mma id last however long it takes her to walk across the ring and grab me
     
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  19. Corch

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    Thanks but you'll probably rescind because I agree with him.

    I still love you
     
  20. Tobias

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    i respect the like system too much to just rescind likes all willy nilly because someone has a bad opinion in another post

    also ily2
     
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  21. john fairfax

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    yep. There is a reason why weight classes exist.
     
  22. lastsonofkrypton

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    depends on if i jerk off beforehand.
     
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  23. WC

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    right I'm not saying i could do any damage. but eventually, being a woman, she'd just write a letter asking to stay home rather than fight.
     
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  24. Dairy Queen

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    I'd buttcrawl over and kick her square in the nuts
     
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    Lefthook would fuck this dumb bitch up
     
  26. Duck70

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    I'm pretty badass so yeah, I could beat her.
     
  27. miles

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    I'm not sure who'd win, but acting like this is a stupid opinion is stupid
     
  28. Arkadin

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    Acting like that opinion that it's a stupid opinion is stupid is stupid
     
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  30. swiz

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    Fsudan wouldn't show up so we'll never know. :(
     
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  31. FuckSudan

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    I'm here
     
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  32. Bo Pelinis

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    You're queer
     
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  34. FuckSudan

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    I think everyone's used to it, by now
     
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  35. Joe_Pesci

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    i feel like we've had this thread before, and it turned into a massive piece of shit
     
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  36. Bo Pelinis

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    Like your face boom swish
     
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  37. High Cotton

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    but not present when it was time to fight dbl
     
  38. Joe_Pesci

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  39. BlazingRebel

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    at least 4 hours seconds
     
  40. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    #swish
     
  41. Seavie

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    Well that's weird
     
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  42. Arkadin

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    I mean its a really awful opinion. Like absurdly awful
     
  43. miles

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    #swish
     
  44. Arkadin

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    He! So clever! He even uses hashtags
     
  45. Bo Pelinis

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    I've thought about only using hashtags

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  46. Arkadin

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    I can get behind this. And you.
     
  47. FuckSudan

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  48. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I mean, my initial response would be no because she's a trained mixed martial artist. Then again she's also a 5'7, 135lb woman.
     
  49. Arkadin

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    Id take you in that fight imo
     
  50. coreymatthews

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    Wait, more than one person thinks she could beat Floyd in mma?

    A lot of respect thrown ms. Rousey's way there. Hard to believe she'd be conscious long enough to get him on the ground.
     
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