Husk City: What is happening?

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  1. cutig

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    Govt shutdown. Went in yesterday and there were 3 others from different agencies doing the same thing
     
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  2. Bo Pelinis

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    That seems like a wonderful use of everyones' time and resources. Great.

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  3. Bo Pelinis

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    Wandale and Ty Robinson both got good bumps on rivals
     
  4. devine

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  5. EdmondDantes

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    Jokes on him, they only like Creighton in omaha.
     
  6. OZ

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    And by Roby having nudes of the refs the refs know Putin and everybody is pointing the guns at each other because I totally got this turned around.
     
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  7. OZ

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    Oh god no, woof
     
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  9. 2

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    Prolly gon return to 1 after Thurs
     
  10. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'd like to thank the #South Carolina Gamecocks home board for this contribution to the "Worst Post of the Year" thread.

    I'm aghast and dying.

    Wait, you said not expensive? Doesn't that pretty much cover everything in Gaston or Swansea?

    Seriously, first dates are to impress so take her to Ruth's Chris on Senate St near the Capital in Cola.

    Call ahead to make reservations, explain it's a special occasion for two and you'd like a good waiter as well as a quiet table. (Dont say what the occasion is they'll just assume it's big)

    Pick her up in time to relax and enjoy the short ride into Cola preferably after dark so as you come over the hill on 321 past the Food Lion (or whatever it is now) you can comment on how beautiful the skyline lights of downtown Cola appear but they truly can't hold a candle to just how beautiful she looks tonight!

    Once at RC's prove just how special you think she is by pulling up to the entrance and using the valet parking. They'll ask your party name and from there the staff takes over.

    Trust me on this, eat before you pick her up as you want to join her in eating at the restaurant but not a big meal; (pull up their drink menu before you go and pick a simple wine or mixed drink you feel she'll like (ask her friends). As soon as the waiter appears order both your drinks as if you do this often as well as the appetizer - BBQ Shrimp. It's tasty simple and reasonably price. Girls enjoy shrimp. Plus it begins to fill her stomach as she'll need to because she will end up ordering a salad for dinner. If you order something she likes she'll be that more impressed by your efforts).

    When the menus come allow her to place her order first by insisting she feel free to order whatever she desires and encourage her to take her time, no rushing you said she's pretty so enjoy the scenery. They never order steak so it wont be expensive. Bet she orders the Wedge Salad.**never appear to be looking at any prices! Big turnoff*** You then follow up by ordering a small steak or something similar because you'll have already viewed the menu b4 hand. The Pork Chop runs about $28 and is easy to cut as well as eat slowly in smaller chunks. Women like men who are decisive and know what they want! You're not hungry so your meal will not be expensive nor large so you have time to actually talk to her instead of chewing chucks of meat! You know Toby Keith wrote that song "I wanted talk about me" for a reason. Southern Ladies will never admit it but they do want to talk about themselves and they want you to be overwhelmingly interested in them, so talk to her about her! Don't brag about yourself cause you can get into your own pants anytime you like, her's is a different story especially if she has some class about herself.

    How you end the dinner and before you have the car brought around will determine where your future lays with this young lady. After the table is clear, order coffee even if you hate the stuff, ladies love coffee and ordering it as if you just always do so after meals will tell her you're totally different than any other guy she's dated. If you cant drink the stuff just sip it. She'll drink it! Don't ask if she would like some just order it!!!!

    About half way thru the cup of coffee sit up all excited and ask her if she's ever had Creme Brulee and insist she try it......most young ladies havent and it'll be a treat for her and show her you're adventurous.

    Now if the evening has progress like you hoped in other words she is enjoying your company and you hers, then order one Brulee with two spoons! Again, encourage her to try it first, wait for her reaction then laughing dip your spoon in. Her reaction afterwards will tell you all you need to know about how she is now feeling about you. If shes offended you put your spoon in her Brulee, then you're in trouble and this date just got panic 911!

    Again, if she's into you you'll know it by now, so remember to stay relaxed and not in a rush. Let her enjoy being the Princess as long as possible.

    When all is ready request the check. A good waiter never brings it, they wait until you request it. And please make sure the damn card works before you get to the restaurant! Never pay with cash - that yells, broke & I still live with my Mom! Even if you do you don't want to admit it.

    Finally, assuming all has gone well, just before handing your car ticket to the valet, ask her if she's ever seen the State House at night. Don't wait for an answer just take her hand and walk her over. Taking your time walk her around the entire building pointing out where Sherman's troups hit the building with their cannons. Front right corner where the stars mark the spots. This tells her you're smart and interesting. Then find a lighted area to sit and talk. Sit next to her and if it's chilly take your coat off (you are wearing a sports coat right? Blazer w/pressed jeans and nice white cotton button down colar shirt, no golf shirts or tee shirts with COCKS blasting out) and place it over her shoulders without asking. What you're hoping/looking for is her sneaking a smell and smiling, if she does you're in the red zone! What you do from here is your business but she'll never forget you and even if it doesn't work out between you two, 2 things will happen in the future. 1) she'll never forget you and will compare every other guy to you. 2) she'll tell all of her girl friends how nice and wonderful your date was and every single one of them will be wanting to date YOU!

    All this impressing will cost you around $150-200! Oh and dont forget to drive the Focus, Pinto, Clunker, SUV or even Red neck deer hunting truck through a car wash and yes pay the extra $5 for the interior cleaning with the Baby Fresh smelling stuff! She might live in Redneckville, I have family there as well, but for once she'd love not to be treated like she's Gretchen Wilson's baby sister and instead appreciated for just being an intelligent, beautiful young lady. Treat her right, get to know her then take her out on that four wheeler and your muddy girl dreams will come true!

    Don't screw this up!
     
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  11. FightingCock

    FightingCock Smoltzy, 2 dollar bourbon, Bluehose
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    Who the hell wrote that
     
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  12. Bo Pelinis

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    JeremyLambsFace who was it
     
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  13. HOOSINSC

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    love the way the skyline reflects off the front of that Food Lion.
     
  14. TC

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    This rivals "OP, step up your wardrobe game" :lovelove:
     
  15. FightingCock

    FightingCock Smoltzy, 2 dollar bourbon, Bluehose
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    I was waiting for "some nice bracelets" to show up
     
  16. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    would someone please troll RRS for a good Vegas first date recommendation?
     
  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I always spoon the brulee way too early

    stupid stupid stupid
     
  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I think I found where Ozigbo's carries are gonna go next year

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  19. AIOLICOCK

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    People from Lexington are garbage :twocents:


    I like Brookland tho :ohdear:
     
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  20. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    someone needs to commission that guy to write a syndicated white southerner dating column. Reminds me of Smoove B
     
  21. DirtBall

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    Thought I was going to have to murder you then quickly realized you were most likely talking about the South Carolinian version.
     
  22. Roy

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    Idk but they make some very good points
     
  23. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    I mean, what are we disagreeing with about that post? Bitches love shrimp and have never had crème brûlée. Lot of good info. Thanks OP.
     
  24. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I have been making googly eyes when looking at menu prices followed by using the menu to fan my face followed by taking a big slug of ice water followed by making a face like an sec headcoach watching a game winning fg attempt sail through the air as she makes her selection as my main date menu approach and NOW i realize that is in error.
     
  25. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Just paid more for a salad and a beer at SFO than I spend on two weeks of meals in China. But mmmm dat VPN-free web browsing!
     
  26. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Gotta go suit shopping for interviews. The woat. Havin some stuffy ol self-ascribed anthropologist shake his dang head subtly but noticeably about each of my measurable human imperfections is not why i pay my $10/month.

    From buying suits over the years, I've learned or been reminded:

    --i have poor posture. manually straighten me up again and i'll cut block you
    --my left arm is a touch longer than my right and this is apparently cause for tailors the world over to heavy sigh
    --my arm length/neck circumference ratio suggests origins from the fertile crescent but inseam betrays my northern europeanness.
    --a man such as i with lax posture and gentle stride will require a suit cut that compensatorily suggests "apex predator," depending on the occasion.
     
  27. DirtBall

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    https://www.indochino.com/
     
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  28. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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  29. QuickdrawJohnny

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    Because Mo is 110 lbs I'm gonna give a pass with 70 pound t-bar row.
     
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  30. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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  31. Art_Vandelay

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    Creme Brûlée???
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    Note: be careful googling “this guy fucks gif”... yikes
     
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  32. IAHusk

    IAHusk E Pluribus Anus
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    Benhart is now a 4* and in the top 150 recruits.
     
  33. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    We're about to have a borderline top 15 class after two years of being 4-8 and starting this season 0-6.

    Now if we can flip that to 8-4, enjoy the fruits of our labor in the relationships we've built with 2020 kids over two years, take advantage of some really good 500 mile radius talent, and have more national exposure with an elite player like Adrian.

    We may have a stew brewing. Need this staff to prove we finally have a group of coaches that can take high school talent and transform them into college stars.
     
  34. Llama

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    4 and 8ever. Fire Scoot Farts
     
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  35. Bo Pelinis

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    Our top 4 team finishes on rivals are:

    2005 - 5
    2007 - 13
    2011 - 15
    2013 - 17

    Anything above 15 and we're flirting with the top 2/3 class in rivals history after consecutive 4-8 seasons. That's...uh...impressive.
     
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  36. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  37. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Husk City: 4 and 8ever. Fire Scoot Farts.
     
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  38. Houndster

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    Fire Skit Frats
     
  39. DirtBall

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    Ummm, why is there a disgusting purple N on my Husk City!?!?!?!?!!
     
  40. DirtBall

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  41. Bo Pelinis

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    Because whenever a person goes to edit his thread title his icon fucking disappears like a goddamn magic show and I gotta find the appropriate one and sometimes I fuck up sorry and GO FUCK YOURSELF
     
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  42. DirtBall

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  43. Kent Pavelka

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    I tell you what. I hate coconut in about everything. And it tastes kinda like suntan lotion. But coconut La Croix is my favorite flavor.
     
  44. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    That's an awfully weird thing to have be the only coconut thing you like.
     
  45. IAHusk

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    LaCroix is disgusting. Every single flavor of it.
     
  46. Llama

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    You won’t see me drinking LaCrap no sir more of a brown water drinker maself
     
  47. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Big pamplemousse la croix fan i will report myself tia gbr
     
  48. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Jay Norvell for OC imo
     
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