Husk City: Cinnamon Rolls and Chili

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  1. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  2. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    That also should mean really good things for future. Only targeting 2-5 guys a cycle, being able to work on them longer, should be some real positive results.
     
  3. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    While you were looking for Tommie to keep it, these fullback posting fingers are falling into the end zone.
     
  4. Houndster

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    Hoiberg is GOD
     
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  5. 1

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    Best part as the nurse says is how matter of fact he is about it. He just tells her that he wants to get back home so he can get back out in the field. The thing about it is for those of us itt that have grown up in the rural parts of the Good Life is we all know tons of guys exactly like him that would just shrug it off like he has.
     
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  6. Llama

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    6’ 4”? Hmmm. I dont know...
     
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  7. IAHusk

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    Is 5 mits in 6 days good? Seems like that's pretty good.
     
  8. IAHusk

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    He's wearing Roby's number in those pictures so I would assume Roby made it clear that he's going to the NBA.
     
  9. RonBurgundy

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    Mr. Basketball in Ohio and averaged 35 ppg? Yes please.

    Any #Ohio State Buckeyes know this kid? Looked like we beat Xavier and Cinci for him
     
  10. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Five-star hair. That’s all I can tell you.
     
  11. RonBurgundy

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    Nebraska fans looking at the roster next year:[​IMG]
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  12. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    When you ask us about this kid, I assume you want to know what kind of corn-based economy exists in Xenia Ohio.

    It’s right on the edge of the corn belt. Nice flat land, great acquifer. They grow a lot of corn here.

    The town of Xenia is most famous for launching the political career of Ohio Governor Mike Dewine, whose family ran a seed company.

    Aside from that, Xenia gets hit with more catastrophic tornados than any community in Ohio. An F5 killed 35 people in Xenia in 1974.

    This kid will husk for you.
     
  13. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    He’s a decent player but nothing special. Good athlete but more of a combo guard then a point. Was committed to X over a year ago but decommitted when our coach left. Our new coach got a better player then him at the same position so they stopped recruiting him. He committed to UC but decommitted when their coach left last month. Maybe he picked a team with a new coach so he didn’t hit the trifecta.
     
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  14. Tommy Jefferson

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    Can you tell us more about the seed company?
     
  15. RonBurgundy

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    Tyfys
     
  16. The Hebrew Husker

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  17. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Unfortunately, it is a sad but all too familiar story.

    Grandparents started the seed company as a country store in 1920. They weathered the Depression and started a second rope company, Ohio Twine.

    WWII brought prosperity through government rope contracts and the second generation all joined the family businesses.

    By the third generation, the family decided to send young Mike Dewine to law school. When it was his turn to run the businesses, he sold them to nameless, faceless “outsiders” and got into politics.

    The rope factory closed about 20 years ago.

    He leases his farmland now, and goes to a different church.
     
  18. DirtBall

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    Thanks OBUMA
     
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  19. Tommy Jefferson

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    All too relatable around these parts.
     
  20. StuMondo

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    Church of BIG PHARMA I spose
     
  21. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I made up most of that. The closest I’ve ever been to Xenia is to see a road sign exit on I-71. I also watched the movie, Nebraska.
     
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  22. Sex Fuckhead

    Sex Fuckhead Winter Came
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    Was reading a book on the hella awesome flight between LA and Newark (for the 4th time in the last 6 weeks). Then the double glenfarcias and double edibles all started hitting and now I can’t read good.
     
  23. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    Are we husking because it feels like we are husking
     
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  24. Sex Fuckhead

    Sex Fuckhead Winter Came
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    UPDATE:

    Am adept at playing candy crush and listening to Bright Eyes
     
  25. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    LMBO. Like this “poster” could ever read. Probably just those pot drugs making him hallucinate. Makes me wanna puke.
     
  26. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    I wasn’t fooled!
     
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  27. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Yes!
     
  28. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Grilled steaks tonight and watched doge chase squirrels imo
     
  29. QuickdrawJohnny

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    My wife's death worries are pretty close, psycho killers and spiders are probby her top 2

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  30. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    1. Liver cirrhosis
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    2. Nothing else
     
  31. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    My Chinese quarantine entry/exit exam ultrasound informed me of a mild fatty liver. Needless to say, I apologize to the thread for being such a disappointment, as per usual.
     
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  32. QuickdrawJohnny

    QuickdrawJohnny Well-Known Member

    dirt, this u?
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    I see what looks like a bourbon there....
     
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  33. NCHusker88

    NCHusker88 We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Nuggets being eliminated from the playoffs has been very good for my liver
     
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  34. Move aside, internet doctor coming through. That gentleman's liver appears to be having a heart attack. When this happens, the pain shoots down your right leg instead of your left arm.
     
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  35. They ultrasounded my 'ver and all they saw was gbr
     
  36. Ultrasounded dirt's 'ver and there's no good way to say this so i'll just say it: nfm
     
  37. JCort

    JCort oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling
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    Second opinion: FUCCK U
     
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  38. DirtBall

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    That picture is hilarious. That ol boys got 3 bottle of hooch next to his plate of dogs and giant pile of chips. Obviously divorced and is a burden to his son and step daughter in the background. She has to drink just to make it through a lunch with him. Cold enough for a jacket but fuck putting on jeans unless he’s going someplace fancy like TGIFridays. Backwards hat says he still knows how to party. I do appreciate they have paper towels PLUS a diner style napkin dispenser.
     
  39. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Found this in office bathroom this morning. Praise Thom.

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  40. That guy is welcome to come see Sammy Hagar with me tomorrow
     
  41. IAHusk

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    Congrats on the fun coworkers or t's and p's for the inevitable intervention that has to take place.
     
  42. Bo Pelinis

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  43. 80 up heat 'yond the wall
     
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  44. Bo Pelinis

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    Dude it's like goddamn 50 degrees hotter today than one week ago.
     
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  45. Minnesota am i right?
     
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  46. Only 2 seasons up hear winter and mosquitos lmbo
     
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  47. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Minnesota has goat summer weather
     
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  48. Ole died. So Lena went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. The gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Lena what she would like to say about Ole.
    Lena replied, "You yust put 'Ole died."
    The gentleman, somewhat perplexed, said, "That's it? Just 'Ole died'? Surely, there must be something more you'd like to say about Ole. If it's money you're concerned about, the first five words are free. We must say something more."
    So Lena pondered for a few minutes and finally said, "OK. You put 'Ole died. Boat for sale.'"
     
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