Husk City: What is happening?

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  1. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Ole and Lars were on their very first train ride. They had brought along bananas for lunch. Just as they began to peel them, the train entered a long, dark tunnel.
    "Have you eaten your banana yet," Ole asked excitedly?
    "No," replied Lars..
    "Vell, don't touch it den," Ole exclaimed. "I yust took vun bite and vent blind!"
     
  2. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Ole and Lena went to the Olympics.
    While sitting on a bench a lady turned to Ole and said, "Are you a pole vaulter?"
    Ole said, "No, I'm Norvegian and my name isn't Valter."
     
  3. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Ole is so cheap that after his airplane landed safely he grumbled, "Vell, dere gose five dollars down da drain for dat flight insurance!"
     
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  4. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Ole & Sven died and went to hell. The devil walked by and they were sitting their with their winter coats still on. The devil asked, "Aren't you hot?" Ole replied, "Nah, you need to remember dat ve is from Minnesota where it is very cold, this feels very gute to us." This infuriated the devil and he turned the heat up 200 degrees! The next day the devil again passed by and there were Ole and Sven with their winter coats still on! The devil again asked, "Aren't you hot?" Sven replied, "Nah, you need to remember dat ve is from Minnesota where it is very, very cold, the heat is good for our muscles and soothes da aches and pains." This infuriated the devil even more and he turned the heat up to the maximum temperature! When the devil walked past Ole and Sven the next day, there they were, their winter coats were now unzipped, but still on! The devil screamed at them, "Aren't you hot with your winter coats on?" Both Ole and Sven replied, "Nah, you need to remember dat ve is from Minnesota where it is always very cold, this is very nice for us." The devil was determined to make them suffer. He decided to punish Ole and Sven by making hell colder than Minnesota. He turned the furnaces of hell completely off and it became very, very cold. Ice hung from the caverns of hell, frost was everywhere. When the devil approached Ole and Sven they could be seen jumping up and down and cheering and giving each other high five's. The devil could not believe this. He asked them, "Now it is colder than Minnesota - how can you be happy? Ole and Sven replied, "Ve were always told dat when hell freezes over, da Vikings would win da super bowl!"
     
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  5. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    Been a crazy day fellas. The pigletmolly came at 550 am and is doing awesome! Just under 7 pounds and all arms and legs; future Outside Hitter (or Catcher if she’s like Mom), class of 2037 (Dear Lord that’s scary)!
     
  6. The Hebrew Husker

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    Anyone else not able to log into BTN?
     
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  7. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Husks and wolfs tied at 2.
     
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  8. 2

    2 GBR
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  9. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Except for like one week in the spring and three weeks in the fall
     
  10. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Oh shit. Thought I saw a breakfast burrito in a chipotle commercial....rewound and it was just a burrito with their nasty queso NOT eggs.

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  12. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Got a whole bunch of “Go Fucck Yourselves” pent up right meow.
     
  13. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Invigorated after sunning my butthole
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    If you got hate in yer heart, ya gotta let it out
     
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  14. DirtBall

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    Fucck you
     
  15. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Invigorated after sunning my butthole
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    See! Good job, young feller
     
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  16. DirtBall

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    U serious?
     
  17. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    No hate here, I just let out go biiiiiig reeeeeddddd
     
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  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    So is a record like 27-19 as outstanding as if would be in MLB wherein a 0.510 season win pct would be the GOAT?
     
  19. triple-r

    triple-r Not the mama!
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    Nebraseball up 6-0 through 6.5

    GBR!
     
  20. Houndster

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    Nebraseball is back. CWS here we come
     
  21. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    7-0 husks going to top of the 9th
     
  22. triple-r

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    Husks win and take the series. Go for the sweep this evening on BTN
     
  23. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    We need Indiana and Illinois to lose along with sweeping Michigan for a Big Ten title, right?
     
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  24. triple-r

    triple-r Not the mama!
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    I believe so. Husks also I believe would get one seed via better record vs common opponents compared to Indiana.

    3 way tie w/ Indiana & Illinois (I think)
    1. Illinois
    2. Nebraska
    3. Indiana
     
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  25. IAHusk

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    Nice of Erstad and the boys to get our hopes up before they inevitably crash out of the regional.
     
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  26. The Hebrew Husker

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    This is right. Indiana vs RU and ILL vs MSU, I think.
     
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  27. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    weather is going to pop off somewhere tonight. haven't seen skies look this bad in a while.
     
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  28. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    baseball jerseys are sharp tonight
     
  29. Squints

    Squints oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling
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  30. Squints

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    3-3 husks tie it up bottom of the 4th
     
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  31. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    God fucking damn it at the weather is all I can say. Motherfucking cock fuck shit rid piece of turd /rant
     
  32. Houndster

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    R u dead?
     
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  33. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    I’m sitting on my porch drinking doctors. Pissed off the gf cuz I’m pissed but right now don’t give af. Was so fucking close but so far so away. Have 560 acres at least fucked for a long while
     
  34. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Go fuck yourself. Btw having a meltdown atm so pay me no mind
     
  35. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Jesus fucken Christ this is not great.
     
  36. triple-r

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    Sorry oldberg :(
     
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  37. Squints

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  38. DirtBall

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    Fucck Hound. Team ‘Berg forever and always. Mother Nature is a ripe cunt at times.
     
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  39. Squints

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    5-3 chick dong
     
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  40. QuickdrawJohnny

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    I'm sorry why is honky toss still going on at this time of night. Baseball is basically some neon lights away from cosmic bowling.
     
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  41. QuickdrawJohnny

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    That home run would be better with some lasers and blacklights
     
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  42. DirtBall

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  43. DirtBall

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    What a bitch. Fucking fanny pack pussy is going deep for the first time in his life vs these losers.
     
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  44. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    Michigan's shortstop is quite a toolshed
     
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  45. QuickdrawJohnny

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    oh boy lol
     
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  46. QuickdrawJohnny

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    The moon must be bright as fuck
     
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  47. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    must be a howling sucker out to left
     
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  48. Llama

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    I’m trying to figure out what’s going on by reading your posts but I just get more confused
     
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  49. IAHusk

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    I see Nebraseball -staded in the first game and then derped with a possible B1G title on the line. Very on brand.
     
  50. DrTomOsbourne

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    Underappreciated stat:

    We score fast. These are the scores in half of our games. Not counting the wide open tipped pass against Michigan that would have been in the first two minutes as well. The opening drive against CU was moving well too. We also scored on our first drive against Iowa.

    First quarter NEB: Ozigbo 18 run (Pickering kick) 11:20
    First quarter NU: Spielman 42 pass from Martinez (Pickering kick) 13:32
    First quarter NU: Ozigbo 40 run (Pickering kick) 13:04
    First quarter NU: Ozigbo 14 run (Pickering kick) 12:37
    First quarter NEB: Ozigbo 1 run (Pickering kick) 9:56
    First quarter NEB: Morgan 37 pass from Martinez (Pickering kick) 13:58

    Something to keep an eye on. Being able to put over half your opponents in a touchdown hole right off the bat will be a big deal once we have a defense with a pulse.