Husk City: Corn Fields > Justin Fields

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  1. DirtBall

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    THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE TO CRACK DOWN ON THE POTS!!! One Pothead aka DOPE causes an entire affliction! TYFYS campus cops aka HEROS. Hopefully we got the bad seeds out before the rest of the team got infected.
     
  2. BrentTray

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    Have we considered building a wall on the western border and making Colorado pay for it? That would stop the flow of weed pots in to MY STATE.
     
  3. All_Luck

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    Jurgens broke his foot playing spike ball with other players
     
  4. Bo Pelinis

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    Med mj passed the judiciary committee a month ago. It's just a matter of time.
     
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  5. oldberg

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    Fuck yes!
     
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  6. Sex Fuckhead

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    For some reason I just had a vision of the players hot boxing the athletic training room after practice then a slew of 19 year old student trainers rolling in with ammo belts slung over their shoulders full of joints. I lol’d (in my head).
     
  7. Bo Pelinis

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    Not sure on its status in the unicameral though. Ballot initiative could be there to vote on in 2020.
     
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  8. Sex Fuckhead

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    A running back gets a stinger and is laying on the turf of the hawks in agonizing pain, the head trainer yells to the sideline “bring in the gas mask!” It’s strapped to the player’s face and the trainer pulls a mini torch off of his utility belt, lighting the bowl and telling the student athlete to “breath as deeply as you can!”
     
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  9. RonBurgundy

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    Marijuana will be legal nationwide when rich, white conservatives figure out a way to corner the market and make ALL the moneys off it
     
  10. RonBurgundy

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    I’ve spent a long time getting my patients addicted to opioids you back the fuck off right now.
     
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  11. RonBurgundy

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    Also Frost better bag us a whale trophy with all this “back” we’re getting.
     
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  12. BrentTray

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  13. DirtBall

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    What dat?
     
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  14. DirtBall

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    Say bye bye to those BIG PHARMA kick backs. Now what’s a doc to do?
     
  15. All_Luck

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    Our players are idiots...
     
  16. JoeySmalls

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    If the voters can approve expanded Medicaid and yet it is till not implemented, I am not holding my breath on any of the weed pots legislation/ ballot measures
     
  17. RonBurgundy

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    Physician assisted suicide obviously
     
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  18. All_Luck

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    Maurice Hashington

    Bong’Dale Robinson
     
  19. OZ

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    I would get a hearty laugh if Adrian audibles to a wheel route to either player with a ‘puff and pass, puff and pass.’
     
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  20. Kent Pavelka

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    It is indeed a pickle for young old Corch Frost.

    Campus police can get frigged.
     
  21. Sex Fuckhead

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    Anyone else who is distressed about the event can meet Ron Brown at the 50 yard line to take another lifelong drug free pledge. (I say another because let’s be serious everyone itt took the drug free for life pledge at least once with reverend brown).
     
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  22. QuickdrawJohnny

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    I*wa is going to legalize recreational I bet sometime in the near future. They already have full on vagina strip clubs and gambling. Gonna end up giving more of my hard earned dollars to their state.
     
  23. football501

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    Never did!

    Also never done drugs. Guessing the pledge triggered all you cr*minal sc*m’s natural rebellious tendencies
     
  24. CUgator

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    I support this idea. Just need to make sure Cornfed Buffalo can get out of there first.
     
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  25. BrentTray

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  26. Sex Fuckhead

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    Tbh I just think it’s hilarious to have kids aged 4-14 take lifelong drug and alcohol free pledges.
     
  27. Bo Pelinis

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    I remember having a police officer bring real drugs into class and me being young enough to be like what are drugs. Maybe stories of bad acid trips being told to elementary school kids isn’t the best thing but I’m not an expert
     
  28. Sex Fuckhead

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    “THESE ARE MUSHROOMS, YOU THINK THEY ARE COOL? Eat the whole bag and tell me how cool they are!”
     
  29. Bo Pelinis

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    See this here is smack kids. Don’t do smack!
     
  30. All_Luck

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    Nebraska or Notre Dame
     
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  31. Sex Fuckhead

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  32. theregionsitter

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  33. Him or Jalen McMillan are top of the board for ND. They only have one WR committed and want to take 3-4.
     
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  34. jokewood

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    Only our highest priority recruiting targets get to take glamour shots in our uniforms.
     
  35. Sex Fuckhead

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    Was hoping you guys would say “our coaches have realized he’s likely staying home so we are only devoting slight resources.” :tear:
     
  36. Voodoo

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    The ND mods across all ND sites seem to think ND is the current leader. Hope they’re right because he’s very underrated.
     
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  37. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    It’s no Sex Fuckhead , but Bong’Dale Robinson is a pretty damn good name
     
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  38. Cornfed Buffalo

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  39. All_Luck

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    Just a reminder when talking about Wandale and recent transgressions. Johnny Rogers robbed a gas station at Nebraska before winning the heisman for us. Gbr
     
  40. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    Wandale already banking on that pardon from Governor Frost in 30 years.
     
  41. OZ

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    If Frost runs the state like Doc Tom would have Bong’dale is an idiot.

    You beat women to get a pardon, the weed is a serious no no.
     
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  42. IAHusk

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  43. OZ

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    The USA women’s national team is mid 90’s Nebraska.

    The men’s national team is pretty much Nebraska football now.
     
  44. DirtBall

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    Wait until after the quarterfinals to make this claim.
     
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  45. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    Nebraska didn’t win every year in mid 90’s either. Just stating they are much better than the men.
     
  46. oldberg

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    Our men’s team isn’t even Rutgers tier right now
     
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  47. IAHusk

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    We're basically playing a D3 squad right now.
     
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  48. IAHusk

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    Correction: We're basically playing an mediocre girls high school team.
     
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  49. 1

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    Buttgers tags almost not worth the GOAT "fan of"
     
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