Husk City: Corndawgs 2023

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  1. The.Barron.of.Miles

    The.Barron.of.Miles Scarlet and Cream
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    I don’t really have any memories of Lydon Murtha on the football field, but I do remember him always riding around on his tiny Moped downtown and around campus.
     
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  2. The Hebrew Husker

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    Pretty sure he crashed it at some point too didnt he?
     
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  3. The Hebrew Husker

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    My recruiting opinions start and end with the question “Did Scott Frost think you were good enough to play at Nebraska?”
     
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  4. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    The more I watch Kaelin's film the more I like him, however, his WRs are better than almost everyone they go up against. Going to be interesting if we miss out on Raiola and Kaelin and then have to pivot elsewhere. Let's hope that doesn't happen.
     
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  5. Tommy Jefferson

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    Flores in the portal would be pretty great
     
  6. DrTomOsbourne

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    Listening to rhule speak

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  7. football501

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  8. Randy Dangus

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  9. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis I've seen shit that'll turn you white!
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    First two things he talks about in his opening statement are Title 9/women's sports and the start of Black History Month. Non chud coach after Frost?

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  10. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis I've seen shit that'll turn you white!
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  11. The Hebrew Husker

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    Please just win more than 6 games a year now.
     
  12. Tommy Jefferson

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    If he sprinkles in a 7 win season every once in awhile I’d be okay with a 10 year contract
     
  13. DrTomOsbourne

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    Siri, show me the opposite of scoot farts
     
  14. DrTomOsbourne

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    This is great. They're digging their own grave. They learned nothing from Hayden Frys fizzle out.
     
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  15. EdmondDantes

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    this man gets paid to write.
     
  16. The Hebrew Husker

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    Are you Iowa’s AD?
     
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  17. huskerrolly

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    How the fuck does Ron Brown keep getting retained?
     
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  18. Kent Pavelka

    Kent Pavelka Let's pause 10 seconds for station identification
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    Oh Jesus really? That’s terrible news
     
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  19. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    People make too big of a deal about Ron Brown. He's not the first homophobic dickhead in NU history and he won't be the last. At least he's got a lid on it now, and he's not the worst guy to have around when you're hoping to retain and make life more comfortable for young christian black dudes living 1000 miles from home in white chudville. Not like he's taking up an AC spot
     
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  20. The Hebrew Husker

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    This new “For You” tab on Twitter has opened my eyes to additional #HuskerTwitter accounts. Apologies if this is one of you, or your family, but I can’t imagine the horror of such an event captured in the tweet below!

     
  21. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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  22. The Hebrew Husker

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    My girlfriend doesn’t understand what I mean when I tell her most Husker fans drive me nuts and I’d prefer not to be grouped in with them. That might be the tweet that does the job.
     
  23. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    I’m generally an unsociable prick, but if I notice you have husk gear on. I’ll more than likely hit you with a GBR, NFM.
     
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  24. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    You fucken bet
     
  25. Herpitus Derp

    Herpitus Derp After further review Go GBR
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    Jeff Nixon: “Hey, coach Rhule, my son, Will, played with Zavier Betts.”

    Matt Rhule: “…”

    Zavier Betts: *Reaches out to Matt Rhule*

    Matt Rhule: “Zavier will get a get a chance to see what it’s like to play for Rhule this spring.”
     
  26. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Husker twitter is almost as bad as maga twitter
     
  27. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis I've seen shit that'll turn you white!
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  28. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  29. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    They both wear red hats begging to get noticed for something they inherently had nothing to do with but derive most of their self-worth. Math checks out.
     
  30. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    WOAT part of winter is the cracked and bleeding knuckles imo
     
  31. Tommy Jefferson

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    thank me later
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  32. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis I've seen shit that'll turn you white!
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    Bruh.

     
  33. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    (The toiletman whimpered audibly as he began washing his hands for the 30th time that morning)
     
  34. DirtBall

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    No manual labor and no way this Bant-Ass is staying out in the elements. My hands are softer than a newborns ass.
     
  35. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Almost had to do a fieldsman on the ice today. Bloody knuckles would’ve been the least of my worries if I would’ve had too
     
  36. QuickdrawJohnny

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    Pretty much just dip my knuckles into this all season
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  37. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Doc Thom ripping about 4k rpms in his grave rn imo

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  38. DirtBall

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    Just had a friend who’s currently outside the screen ask…is that like, suitable for sexy time lotions?
     
  39. Herpitus Derp

    Herpitus Derp After further review Go GBR
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  40. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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  41. BigRedEazy

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    Thanks for the spoiler. Grandbabies on knees and such
     
  42. DirtBall

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    Let he who hath not put their cob in a young lass with the 2 handed 360 twisty technique cast the first stone.
     
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  43. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    I very much enjoy having my cob knobbed
     
  44. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    "360 twisty technique"- help me out. Are we in, like, a giant barrel where you put your weiner in her, then use your arms and legs to Spiderman your way around in a circle using the walls of the barrel? That's gotta be it, doesn't it?
     
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  45. DirtBall

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    yes
     
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  46. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    P glad ol dad$krt ain't my patient. He just saw his toiletman for a "chest infection" which most people since the 20th century would call "pneumonia," and was earnestly disappointed his doc couldn't compare today's chest xray to one he had in 1986 down in Norfork.

    "I thought these electronic medical records had everything!"

    His chest xray looks like he got creampied by strep pneumo
     
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  47. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    I like the cut of dad$krts jib in every story we hear about
     
  48. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    If TO was still around the Chinese would NEVER fly a balloon in OUR skies