Husk City: What is happening?

So we need a lot of help? Yes.

 

I figured that part was a given. I guess my thought when it comes to like 90% of the Frost holdovers is this: I’ll assume they aren’t good until proven otherwise BUT have a sliver of hope that some of the issues were with Frost’s wedding party (I mean staff) and having anyone else coaching them now will make a difference. Just how big of a difference is the question.

 

Benhart is a bag of dicks.

 

Was just giving you shit, we need all the help and I can only laugh to make myself feel better about our program

 

Bryce benhart should never see the field

 

If Matt Rhule/Raiola/our strength staff turn Bryce Benhart into an NFL lineman we should just go ahead and double whatever we’re paying them because that would be an absolute miracle.

 

And Bryce Benhart should be required to donate 75% of his NFL earnings back to Matt Rhule for preventing him from having to go back to Minnesota to sell cars

 

He’s a criminology major. That’s all I’m saying

 

Then he should know it’s absolutely criminal he’s still on scholarship

 

Where is GRG? He is the OL coach down in Texas right? I need him to watch all of 2022 and grade it.

 

We've had some impressively highly ranked OL recruits in the past decade or so, and if memory serves, all have been just catastrophies.

 

Imagine what Jurgens could have been if he had coaches that weren’t actively making him worse

 

Imagine not being able to fix the snapping issue for 3+ years. That’s purely a repetition skill

 

I'm a big Jeff Sims guy I've decided.

 

Sims seems like every QB coach's dream. Lots of potential there.

 

The good propaganda

 

Gifford more than likely pissed after that block by Haarberg. lol

 

Outside of Scoots, nobody else has shown up in my text message groups among friends of, ‘wtf are you doing?!?…or not doing’ more than Benhart.

The entire offensive line has been atrocious but he is the cream of that crap pile. If he makes the NFL I feel confident in at least whispering the fuck us might be on the way out.

 

No way benhart makes a roster. That ranks up there with nebrasketball making the tournament in impossible things happening

 

Overheard the FIL mention one of Iowas best linemen suffered some sort of likely season ending injury the other day.

Also saw Creighton lost their best player to the portal.

Perhaps Rhule killed the fuck us

 

Bartender, I’ll take two pitchers of ice cold Kool-Aid. And keep ‘em coming.

 

Benhart has sucked but it would be really cool if he got good

 

Our stupid fans are husking their cobs off that Tom Lemming Raiola video. We just need that kid to commit to UGA already.

 

Haarberg is exactly the type of athletic (white) QB that will have the fans clamoring for until he actually gets in and plays

 

Fred also visiting Sallis in person on Sunday

 

Dangerously close to CRT!

 

I’d like to buy a vowel.

 

Yes, there is one Y. Vanna can you flip that for us?

CLTY

 

Hopefully HCFH can rub that CLT guard the right way and get him to 'mit, Dean!

 

I've flown into CLT airport 3 times. AMA.

 

We had to circle a few times.

 

17-9-1 now? Can’t wait for the 0-2 regional display.

 

Is there any arms we can expect back by May?

 

"I dont need to get warmed up." Okay, coach

 

If Walsh can be consistent that’d be huge

 

“looks as good as any of them…uh…kids from the inner city.”

 

Why does everyone hate koepka?

 

He kicks puppies.


*allegedly

 

comes off as a bit of a douche. Talks out of both sides of his mouth during the whole back and forth with going to LIV. Shit like that.

 

Who’s Liv and what does she have to do with anything?

 

Tyler.

and I dunno I’ve been trying to figure out how she factors into all of this too