HUSK CITY: Every day is corn fire 100

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by LKRFN88jp, Apr 19, 2016.

  1. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    I remember closing a baseball game (JUCO) then getting back to the dorm and watching the Washington game. I really thought we were bcs bound. God damn that defense
     
  2. Biff Bridges

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    He was as close as we'll ever get to a real life Forrest Gump cfb player.
     
  3. BrentTray

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    That run against Washington :taxes:
     
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  4. Kent Pavelka

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  5. DrTomOsbourne

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    I was at that KSU game and was positive we were going to walk away with a Big12 title.
     
  6. Kent Pavelka

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    Another thing that gets me about Dean's articles is he's always saying "arguably" or "you could argue" or shit like that. Just make the fuckin argument yourself, you wiener.
     
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  7. oldberg

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    Dean is suck a fucken wiener
     
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  8. DrTomOsbourne

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    LKRFN88jp I went Twitter stalking some kid you roasted on the tweets today and got a good laugh.

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  9. EdmondDantes

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    It's not a stretch to say both his interns, and everyone on his staff besides Munson, are far better writers than Dean.
     
  10. RonBurgundy

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    I among other mainboarders were at Washington for that run, and the pleats were not friendly in hiding my massive erection the rest of the day
     
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  11. DirtBall

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    Thinking a "croot" might be classified as a "get" before the weekends out.
     
  12. oldberg

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    Welcome aboard super Mario
     
  13. IowaHuskerFan3

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    I usually just like your posts, but this is a love, and you deserve it.
     
  14. Kent Pavelka

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    Tessa made some fine beef and broccoli tonight which was so good I didn't mind that she subbed half the rice for something called quinoa.
     
  15. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    Quinoa is good imo.

    Also, in before the 'go eat some kale' crowd.

    Picky people, smh
     
  16. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Kale is good?
     
  17. BrentTray

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  18. IAHusk

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    Goodrich and Moore would be my guess for the 2 that haven't announced yet.
     
  19. 1

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    Sooo....2 silents then, right?
     
  20. JCort

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  21. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Fuck signing a kicker when we have 15 scholarships.
     
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  22. DirtBall

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    Stealing my scoop muther fucker
     
  23. oldberg

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    you/re fucking with us right?
     
  24. EdmondDantes

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    We need to slash and burn this roster to get up to 20 any way possible.

    This is why you can't redshirt everyone. I agree with most of grandpops roster practices to date but I think nearly all skill players need to play, and redshirt the linemen and QBs. We can't afford tiny class sizes when we have 4 stars with high interest all over the fucking place.

    I'm also not taking a kid like Will Farniok this early in the game IMO.
     
  25. BrentTray

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    We need to take a kicker since Brown is a senior.
     
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  26. DirtBall

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    Not even kidding, top 3-5ish fish heads of my life rn. #blest
     
  27. DirtBall

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    Will someone compose a list of Rs Srs, Srs, Rs Jrs that won't make the 2 deep next year? I think someone did a few months ago and I remember it being like 9 deep. If we've paid for 4 years of school and you haven't contributed gtfo.
     
  28. EdmondDantes

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    The senior class is actually the biggest problem, unfortunately cutting those guys doesn't help us. For juniors and below I'd suggest the following guys might not ever work out here: Sedrick King, Zack Darlington (tough one as I think he's a leader, just doesn't play), Peyton Newell, Avery Anderson are the obvious ones. Sophs like Ferguson, Neal, Barnett and Gaylord should probably be on watch if they don't contribute anything this year. I also haven't heard a word about Bryan Brokop, though he's too young to process obviously.
     
  29. My fish heads were quite boiterous this morning as well
     
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  30. DirtBall

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    I would put the gallonage at about a 6 right now. This is incredible. And they have the slightest burning sensation from some japs at king today. Not nearly enough to hurt, but enough to make me feel alive.
     
  31. Teddy Westside

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    Matt Snyder is also getting passed up by almost every TE on the roster
     
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  32. IowaHuskerFan3

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    I just like Frahm's tape from Burke. I don't wanna waste a scholarship right now when Frahm could be the heir come this fall.
     
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  33. DirtBall

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    Or he could suck dick and we'd have fucking blunter shanking blunts and blied goals.
     
  34. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    Ehhh, some of the lineman are tough. Not because you can't get better, but getting a high number of better prospects (because depth you have to account for, even if they don't play you can't assume a fresh comes in and assumes that role).

    Lineman are a huge risk. You miss on one you can't just cut him imo because that means you start chasing and it's hard to find a huge number of quality lineeman each class.

    Skill guys, like 3-4 string rbs are easier to cut bait with. You go out on lineman you start cole Conrad. You cut bait with lineman and you better recruit like Bama everytime because eventually that strategy leaves you fucked.

    O-line and d-line are always going to be positions that you get bust, too many numbers.
     
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  35. IowaHuskerFan3

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    you lost me at blunts
     
  36. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Sorry to interrupt, but Team Kale and Team Quinoa

    -signed hogmolly shitty eater (more often than not)
     
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  37. DirtBall

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    BLACK
    PUNTS
    DUH
    MORAN
     
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  38. DirtBall

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    GF FUCKIIN Y
     
  39. BWC

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    Today is a blunter's favorite day iyam imo my opinion
     
  40. BWC

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    Yolanda?
     
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  41. DirtBall

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    You wouldn't even know where to start with Yolanda
     
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  42. BWC

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    When DSLs applies to more than one region, you're right, I lose my mind and have no idea where to start.
     
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  43. DirtBall

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    Even Sex Fuckhead is done husking for the night. Double U tea eff.
     
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  44. Sex Fuckhead

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    OVER RON OSBURN"S ROTATING SARCOPHAGUS
     
  45. BWC

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    Got eeem
     
  46. DirtBall

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    Well I'll be d*nged
     
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  47. Kent Pavelka

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    Oh I like quinoa and kale, too. Even grew two kinds of kale in our garden last year. But my down-homey poasting affectations have upset some posters, even to the point where they're shaking their d*ng heads. It just troubles me to no end knowing someone is shaking a h*ad on account of me. Now some will shake yon h*ads about this poast and now it's a vicious circle and just how does a guy get up in the morning after all this?
     
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  48. A Black person

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    I fw quinoa! Turns my bhole into a scatter gun tho, cause me system can't break down chia seeds. Quinoa with apple, avocado, and hot sauce is lit, toilet that is cause it makes for v stinky #2s
     
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  49. A Black person

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    our blunter had some dark days last fall. INTENTIONAL PUN!
     
  50. OHW

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    Kale is horrible, it tastes like dirt. I'll put it in a smoothie though to get some of that sweet, sweet fiber. Quinoa is pretty tasty. It's a solid side.