Husk City: GBR still

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  1. The Hebrew Husker

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    Politics aside, between his terrible attempt at a joke about the Houston Astros cheating (or whatever he was getting at) this week and the incredibly awkward and failed standup comedy act during that high school graduation this past Spring...that’s all I need to see from him to assume he’s a clown.
     
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  2. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    You ever notice how often republicans end up awkwardly having to explain their jokes?
     
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  3. JoeySmalls

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    Jokes about the Astros and a calling another senator a "Jackwagon" tells me all I need to know about the jr. senator from NE.
     
  4. Kent Pavelka

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    I voted twice for a literal comedian to sit in the US Senate. Having a sense of humor is of course not a disqualifying trait for a candidate. Turns out pretending to grab the breasts of somebody on an airplane is, though.

    Sasse is another opportunist Repub who will hopefully face a reckoning for enabling a disastrous president despite being “smart” enough to know better.
     
  5. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Only reckoning in his future is becoming Chancellor or President in the UN system, which would limit the total number of people he's able to fuck over, so by all means, let's make that happen.
     
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  6. football501

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  7. Tommy Jefferson

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    Sipple strikes me as a person who always has syrup somewhere on this clothing
     
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  8. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Simple Steve
     
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  9. EdmondDantes

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  10. DirtBall

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  11. GRG

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    First thing he has ever said that I agree with. Sasse is a flip flop bitch, does whatever he needs to get re-elected.
     
  12. DirtBall

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    I applaud your bravery
     
  13. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    You HATE to see it
     
  14. RonBurgundy

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    November 4th can’t come soon enough.
     
  15. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    January 20th imo
     
  16. The Hebrew Husker

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    Trying my best not to get wrapped up in the lib echo chamber!
     
  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    You're alive!
     
  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    got the UK/Tennessee game on at urgent toilet today. Fine pick 6 work by the young Kentuckysman. My opinion is that you should be permitted unlimited bantsmanship when scoring a pick 6
     
  19. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Cringing to think of how ol dadskrt would/is pronouncing Tennesse's QB. "Guantanamo" very much on the table.

    On that note, he got the lil pigletskrt a little counting toy thing that's in English and Spanish, and I had the immense pleasure of hearing dadskirt attempt to read out Spanish numbers 8, 9, 10 as "ocho, nuvoe, Diaz" and I had to remove myself to another room to wheeze
     
  20. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Oh would you look there that's another fine pick 6 bantam
     
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  21. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I have determined that Pruitt does not, in fact, have a stew goin'
     
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  22. NCHusker

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    :roll:at Sassy getting dragged by Trump after years of capitulation

    Couldn't happen to a worse guy
     
  23. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Geez seems like Dino Baber's window has slammed shut
     
  24. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  25. DirtBall

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    I remember being the conductor of that hype train.
     
  26. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    He did have the most impressive 4 win season I've ever seen
     
  27. 1

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    Gonna be awkward for Adrian to go to the middle of the field as captain then head to the sideline to carry a clip board as the back up.
     
  28. BWC

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    That's Tyrod Taylor's music
     
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  29. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    So Costello is really bad against normal teams but the greatest of all time against Bo Pelini?
     
  30. football501

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    LSU must have nothing as far as pass rush. Costello wasn’t bad today when he had time but he was getting blown up regularly
     
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  31. EdmondDantes

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    Don't make the mistake of going into that Bobby Bowden thread
     
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  32. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rule on the phone
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    not a big Klan rally guy, myself
     
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  33. 1

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    Cliffs?
     
  34. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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  35. JCort

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    Need a turnover chain at Nebraska, but Husk/Midwest themed. Turnover cob. Apple Turnover. Turnover lost appendages. Turnover subsidy. Spitballing here. I’m really drunk.
     
  36. Bo Pelinis

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    Turnover Dean where you get an antenna from Benkleman
     
  37. Kent Pavelka

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    Turnover Creosote Post
     
  38. 2

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    We just need a fucking turnover.
     
  39. Bo Pelinis

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    Turnover prosthetic finger
     
  40. DirtBall

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    Turnover Busch Lattes with a puke and piss covered AD. Too bad this university is nothing but COWARDS catering to the L*BS and “social”ists for it to happen.
     
  41. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Apple turnover killed me. Make it happen
     
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    Its nice to see that Frost's success at UCF was clearly only because they are the pinnacle of college football and now they are better off without him.
     
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    What I'm getting at is, he did something there. Lets hope he does something here!
     
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  44. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Sounds familiar

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    George O Leary’s our crootin coordinator now?!
     
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  46. RonBurgundy

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  47. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Does he have ALS or something? I don't think being a POS can explain his failures at this point and I'm starting to feel concern
     
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