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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Bo Pelinis, Oct 20, 2018.
Last week I compared GoT writers to CW series writers.
This week, I publically apologize to CW series writers.
seriously? A fucking pale white horse?
saddle up your lazily written mythology trope and go kill all the writers, Arya
Was waiting for it to open it’s mouth start moving and using Bran’s voice a la Dr. Doolittle movies tbqh gbr
Kevin cross N?
Yes sir. This team might actually be pretty good next season.
So 2 scollies left? One if Roby comes back?
Hoiberg making it rain?
Whose hand is he gripping? That man is wearing the old '95 Natl Chamionship helmet hoister commemorative tee. And that is tits as heck.
If that's what it takes, do it. Apparently everyone else is. But I think Hoiberg, being an ex NBA coach and Scout, knows how to get guys to the league, has a proven offensive system in place, couple that with our facilities being good, and a fan base that is desperate for a winner... Easy sell imo.
So, Jacquez Green (yes, All-American stud who played for Florida Jacquez Green) was chomping on some Miami bro about best team ever (Nebraska). He was joined by other guys who are big college football writers, etc.
That team always amazes me when it comes to stats, especially since the starters didn’t play 1/3 of most of the game. So I did some even deeper dives into them.
- Nebraska has 90 TFL that season on 726 offensive plays ran against them. In other words, 1 in 8 plays run by the offense went backwards.
- 20 of those plays were interceptions, or 1 in 19.25 passes
- For every 1 point scored by the opposition, Kris Brown scored .64 points for the Huskers. If you add Ahman Green to that, who scored 1 total point less than Brown, you have 2 total players who scored 1.28 points per every 1 point scored by the entire opposition. Those two players only accounted for 1/3 of the total points for Nebraska.
- If you took Nevraska’s defense, and the offense never scored, and the defensive touchdowns didn’t include extra points, the team loses by an average of 12.5 to 3 points per game.
I fucking hate Pete ricketts. We need fda approval to legalize marijuana
No, because this is a terrible idea. The pharmaceutical companies, with their lobbyist, providing pain meds that are much more harmful are more important than Aunt Gina being able to deal with extreme pain with her stage 4 cancer.
Chernobyl on HBO is p good.
Killed a 9 button rattlesnake in my shed after mowing. Now which one of you cowards shit in my pants?
Waiting til all the episodes are out to binge it. Fuck this week to week shit.
Doc Thom didn’t choke hitler with his BEAR HANDS for me to wait a week to se a season finale.
Gonna need Kirk Ferentz's take on this.
The writer and creator of Chernobyl was the writer of the scary movie sequels and hangover sequels.
jfc act like you’ve killed a rattler before
Always have the spade in the pickup britches! Jfc amateur hour around here
I get some copperheads in my backyard monthly now that's it's warmed up down here.
What was the weapon of choice?
Me n cousinskrt when we were but young boys were out h*rsing around in the forrest/creek (crick imo) on his land out Arkansas way came upon a water moccasin p good size. Hatched a clever plan to kill it with a shovel cuz we were p sure the thomdarn thing, left to his own devices, would prolly come after whole generations of our family and our fortune if we just left him be. anyway after gettin a warning strike my way (it should be noted at this tim that this somehow did not deter us from our mission) i passed that 'vel over to cousinskrt who swung right for the head instead of stabbing down and it did not take kindly to that gesture n with blinding suddenness that snake latched hisself right onto ol couskrt's leg at which point ol couskrt relinquished what i remember as a battle cry and unleashed a dizzying fury of shovel stabs that turned that 'ssin into about a dozen pieces of 'ssin that were still moving and had to use the 'vel to fling the damn thing's head off his leg. I rsn screamin n hollerin back to the house cuz when ur a young lad of about 9 you think that snakebites are the way most people in the world prolly die. Got some antivenom treatment at the hospital and a little minor surgery iirc and leg's fine
Anyway I've been terrified of snakes and my cousin ever since
This is like reading A Clockwork Orange for the first time
Fuck snakes. GBR
Team living in the soft Sandhills where they can't burrow. Fuck this hard ground.
Glad I found him and not our lab pup.
I didn’t realize you could literally flip a complete roster the way they have. Will be interesting to see how it melds together next year.
Not completely. We throbbing for Thor next year.
Good luck to Derrick Walker. Has to learn to stay out of foul trouble. I was really hoping he would have developed here. Post minutes were for the taking this year, but he couldn't put it together day to day.
He showed flashes and had a couple of big games off the bench. Then he wouldn't see the floor much. Not sure if practice habits or mental laziness on defense.
I could read a book of this prose. Fucking kills me every time.
The summer trip to Italy could be huge.
9 y.o. pnkskrt's understanding of leading causes of death worldwide:
1. Snake bites
2. Falling off of cliffs
4. Tigers pry
Don't forget spontaneously catching on fire
Holy fuck. Just heard a story about a farmer in Nebraska that got his leg caught in a hopper and fucking cut that shit off with a pocket knife, then crawled to a phone to get help. If that's not husking, nothing is
A real husk wouldn't have called for help and just poured some Busch Light on it and got back out there on the tractor because this is fucking planting time boys
We’ve been admitted to L&D, Husk City, see you on the other side.
Favorite quotes..."I started sawing on it and I could just feel the nerve endings going ping as I cut them"......also "it is what it is"
Dude loves the fullback trap and crack back blocks.
Honestly could be it’s own thread. They literally made a movie about the climber that got his arm caught
Roby or Thor would now be gone.
This reminds me a lot like Frost’s first part-cycle. Not all the guys are of the highest quality, but with limited time and people to target this is a pretty unbelievable job.