Husk City: What is happening?

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  1. 2

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    It could be worse. Your wife and all nearly all your in-laws could have gone to OSU. Fuck me. Fuck us.
     
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  2. football501

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    The other fun thing that’ll get lost in the top 9 derpstading is the fact that tubby had an over 5 ERA coming in and after a shaky first inning sat down something like 15 of 16. Way to step on their throats guys
     
  3. EdmondDantes

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    Gomes works in the big 10 but the middle of the pokes lineup is MLB guys...they can hit fastballs down the middle.
     
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  4. triple-r

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    Especially after you throw 17 straight and then can sit dead red.

    If he bounces the ball in the dirt that dude was swinging.
     
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  5. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    I still go back to the first inning when we're fucking sacrifice bunting after a guy lets the first five batters on base
     
  6. NCHusker

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    "I see you're struggling to get an out so let me just hand you one"
     
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  7. QuickdrawJohnny

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    I had the option to pay attention to the baseball game or play video games.

    I'm glad I leveled up in Apex.
     
    #10657 QuickdrawJohnny, Jun 2, 2019
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  8. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    Last night was a nightmare
     
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    Wow...lots of "fans" on this page, huh
     
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  10. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Your trolling attempts suck ass anymore
     
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    We'll see about that. I'm not so sure someone won't get riled up still.
     
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  12. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    I’M PRETTY TRIGGERED NOW
     
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  13. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    SEE!!!

    I knew it would work :smug:
     
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  15. DirtBall

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    Guys, I’ve been working on this all morning and have to report:

    The math DOES seem to check out.
     
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  16. DirtBall

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    Well I just fried up a mess of breakfast burritos, so who’s the bitch now husk city!?!?
     
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  17. football501

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    We’re getting B1G tourney Edinns, not sort of competent Eddins it seems
     
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  18. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    reece eddins is absolutely terrible. we are going to lose to this little spectacled twat on the mound for uconn today.
     
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  19. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    We’re playing like a team that got punched in the dick last night. Idk why I thought we’d cone out with a spark.
     
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  20. IAHusk

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    Hoo boy, just looked at the derpstad score. Glad I didn't even consider watching that shit.
     
  21. IAHusk

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    16-1 UConn. :roll::roll::roll::roll:

    Fucking Derpstad.
     
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  22. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    BUT HEY AT LEAST WE MADE A REGIONAL
     
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    2012 B1G Championship game thinks this is absurd.
     
  24. StuMondo

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    @BillMoos, we need you to step up big here, bro. We need a third big swingin' dick to round out a trio of big swingin' dicks coaching our big corn-cob swingin' dick men's sports progrums gbr.
     
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  25. IAHusk

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  26. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    So should I be mad, glad, indifferent?
     
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  27. StuMondo

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    Many are tweeting gbr
     
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  28. EdmondDantes

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    Will Bolt? don't follow honkey toss close enough to know who we should want.
     
  29. triple-r

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    I don’t have high hopes for a new coach because of the Big 10. But who knows Bill might just pull himself off another miracle.
     
  30. triple-r

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    Think he would be good but not sure he’d come here.

    I’d very much like him or O’Connor but doubtful we could pull either. Especially O’Connor
     
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  31. huskerrolly

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    Yea I’ve heard Bolt has no desire to comeback.
     
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  32. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Call Childress and make him say now to $2 million.
     
  33. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Or call Pat Casey
     
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  34. The Hebrew Husker

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    Just cruel to know that Texas A&M has Childress and three former Husks as ACs. NU can't even hire the right former Huskers.
     
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  35. The Hebrew Husker

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    Wouldn't mind the Heefner guy from Dallas Baptist.
     
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  36. triple-r

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    :(
     
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  37. RonBurgundy

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    Resigned or “resigned”?

    I don’t care at all about baseball so leaving Erstad as coach for the next decade doesn’t really matter to me, but this seems surprising
     
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  38. IAHusk

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    Erstad stepped down on his own.
     
  39. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  40. QuickdrawJohnny

    QuickdrawJohnny Well-Known Member

    Will Bolt?

    Willllll Bolt for greener pastures?
     
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  41. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  42. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Well, guess that means the big drunk moose is going after and getting TAMU's coach
     
  43. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    A lot of these ‘will never come here.’

    You fucks remember the time, oh, last year, when Nebraska made $11 million more than any SEC team in tv revenue.

    This is the time Moos says, ‘fuck a B1G and their lack of baseball, let’s own this conference while already having drug it’s nuts up to subpar.’

    You throw money at the best coach you can get until somebody says yes. The college World Series is 50 miles down the road. When Nebraska was something you were seeing 5k a game at the park. That will be a thing again if you start winning.

    Basketball has made money being mediocre, football has made money being mediocre. Spend a total of $8-10 million more a year than you used to do on coaches and you will break even because of success alone.

    If you win big? You get to tell the guy what kind of keg of beer you want to be leaning on as they build your statue. Moos should want it all.
     
  44. Tommy Jefferson

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    If Moos goes out and gets O'Connor or Childress he will earn himself a spot on the Mt. Rushmore of Husker coaches/administrators- right between Osborne and Devaney.

    ... assuming things go as planned with Frost and Hoiberg both winning multiple titles over the next 3 seasons
     
  45. huskerrolly

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    I’ve also heard Seely would comeback in an instant.
     
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  46. OZ

    OZ Old balls



    If you haven’t been paying attention, Heady is good.

    He also seems to like to throw in a knockout, this one Terrance Crawford would be proud of.
     
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  47. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    Idk shit about college baseball but I just made some A+ sliders on the grill for the fam while sipping on a Naturday GBR NFM
     
  48. DirtBall

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    What a beautiful fucking day for honkey toss. Death to the Durrrstad and fucking Bobby Witt Jr. Holy cow, I am so erect.
     
  49. IAHusk

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  50. The Hebrew Husker

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    Damn, shocked anyone would have the guts to write that