Husk City: What is happening?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Bo Pelinis, Oct 20, 2018.

  1. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersDenver NuggetsBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    an orthodontist would go ham in that kids mouth
     
  2. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersChicago CubsPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh PenguinsNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Not even fan day yet, and we can already give tmb what it wants
     
    StuMondo, Kent Pavelka, 2 and 9 others like this.
  3. Herpitus Derp

    Herpitus Derp After further review Go GBR
    Nebraska CornhuskersChicago White SoxChicago BearsMetalNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Welp, guess we know who the new starting center will be.
     
    StuMondo, Nelson, oldberg and 2 others like this.
  4. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    That needs to be made in to a smiley imo
     
    oldberg and JoeySmalls like this.
  5. HuskerInMiami

    HuskerInMiami Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Miami DolphinsNebraska Cornhuskers

  6. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

  7. HuskerInMiami

    HuskerInMiami Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Miami DolphinsNebraska Cornhuskers

    Why are these cops dinging kids(especially Husker football players) with tickets for weed?
     
  8. OZ

    OZ Old balls




    Keep the Big Red out of Boulder?

    When Beelzebub takes a snowmobile to work.


    That is probably my favorite all-time line to describe the traveling Husk.
     
  9. BigRedEazy

    BigRedEazy Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersDetroit Lions

    What’s up with his jahkeem green cat? Should we assume he won’t be showing up to campus in the next month?
     
    Sex Fuckhead and JoeySmalls like this.
  10. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Probably
     
    Sex Fuckhead, JoeySmalls and OZ like this.
  11. BigRedEazy

    BigRedEazy Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersDetroit Lions

    Well good. Didn’t want him anyways,......
     
  12. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsNew York GiantsAvengersBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Yes to everything
     
    JoeySmalls, BrentTray and OZ like this.
  13. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    What do you suppose would end up giving Nebraska a better record (I guess it’s a bit of sideways way of asking what’s more important improvement wise)?

    - a Nebraska defense that finishes in top 40 overall, but loses Adrian Martinez in the 3rd game of the year for the year.
    - Adrian Martinez balls out (imagine 3,200 yards passing, 800 rushing and 10+ more touchdown passes thrown) but the defense plays only slightly better or the same as last season. (I can’t imagine it’s worse, but fuck us, you know?)

    Personally, I’d go with a better defense, but a lot would coincide on the offensive line play and if a few wr’s can step up.
     
    Sex Fuckhead likes this.
  14. QuickdrawJohnny

    QuickdrawJohnny Well-Known Member

    This one. Losing Adrian would blow harder than a better Adrian and a slightly better defense.
     
    Sex Fuckhead, JoeySmalls and Nelson like this.
  15. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    From a long-term standpoint, what would be better? An individual with a great season supporting a meh defense? Or a great defense and an offense that Scott Frost gets to work without #1?
     
  16. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Never want to see Adrian go down with an injury imo.
     
  17. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsNew York GiantsAvengersBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Adrian skull fucking the competition is my preferred choice
     
  18. IAHusk

    IAHusk E Pluribus Anus
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersAtlanta BravesManchester UnitedUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Oklahoma was a playoff team last year with the 114th ranked defense in the country. No amount of defensive improvement would make up for losing Adrian imo.
     
  19. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersDenver NuggetsBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    [​IMG]

    found the weights this spring and summer...im very firm
     
    JCort, JoeySmalls, bleedzred and 7 others like this.
  20. —

    Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Feel like I’ve been in jail 4 months. Leaving northeast NJ for gods country aka Los Angeles on Weds night. Fuck you #Rutgers Scarlet Knights
     
  21. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersChicago CubsPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh PenguinsNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    upload_2019-7-16_8-38-39.gif
     
  22. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersDenver NuggetsBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Dean spamming the boards with this

    [​IMG]

    why yes I think I would like an 8 hour bus ride with a bunch of olds, two nights at a 2 star motel, and a free meal at the restaurant in Denver with the greatest risk of giving you Salmonella. 500 bucks is a steal imo.
     
  23. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    That pamphlet is the definition of a Baby boomer ad.

    1. Printed off on paper
    2. Cell phone picture of the printed ad
    3. Random colors within a sentence
    4. Random sizes within a sentence
    5. Trump-style random capitalizations and all caps
    6. Random words highlighted
    7. Bus trip
    8. Pretty boomer-tier selection of restaurants.
    9. Using p/p acronym
    10. Contact by phone call, not text or email.
    11. Mailing
    12. Checks
    13. Mailing Checks.
     
    oldberg, 2, BWC and 17 others like this.
  24. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Have ANY QUESTIONS??
     
    oldberg, 2, BWC and 11 others like this.
  25. cdaysker

    cdaysker Quarry
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska Cornhuskers alt

    I mean, they never really had me, but they damn sure lost me at Casa Bonita's. Let's pay overly high prices for absolute trash food so I can watch some guys jump off rocks. Woo!
     
  26. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    At least they got Ole’s right!

    Having said that. Boozing with your gang and @DirtBall>>>>>>>listening to the olds play the Husker fight song 800 times across Nebraska, tell ‘funny’ jokes they saw from their latest Husker facebook meme, not having to hear about that ‘GOD DAMN HIPPIE WEED SMELL.’
     
    DirtBall likes this.
  27. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersChicago CubsPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh PenguinsNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    [​IMG]
     
  28. Houndster

    Houndster Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    Rough night of softball.

    Goddamn 9:30 start and I was running around like an r-word out in left field (I don’t think the nap helped). I’m boycotting all 9:30 starts from here on out
     
  29. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsArizona WildcatsTexas AandM Aggies altTennessee Volunteers

    I miss the good ol days of burgunlol cruddin up the thread with his takes from the world of watching other people play video games
     
  30. —

    Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Sports>esports>softball
     
    OZ, pnk$krtcryna$ty, oldberg and 2 others like this.
  31. The Hebrew Husker

    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersSeattle MarinersColorado AvalanceWWENebraska Cornhuskers alt

    My GFs dog has been dropping fish heads inside and outside the last three days.

    Woke up at midnight to see there was liquid p*op on my bedroom floor.

    Fast forward 2:45am to take him outside to liqui-Poop outdoors. I see a giant fucking spider that normally builds 10 foot webs on my deck, building one inside my patio door. I try to knock him outside but he retreats to inside my blinds. At this point, I hope it comes and kills me.
     
    StuMondo, BWC, OZ and 9 others like this.
  32. Kent Pavelka

    Kent Pavelka Let's pause 10 seconds for station identification
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersMinnesota Twins

    Abandon your house, it’s a lost cause. Move in with the spider.
     
  33. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsArizona WildcatsTexas AandM Aggies altTennessee Volunteers

    Need some good, crushable fiction recs. No 1000 page fantasy dork shit that's part 1 of 8, please and thanks
     
    JoeySmalls and Sex Fuckhead like this.
  34. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    Dark Matter by Blake Crouch
    The Revenant by Michael Punke
    Assuming you’ve read/seen Gone Girl
    Girl on the Train was overrated but not awful
    All our Wrongs Today was ok
    All the Light We Cannot See was real good.
    Recursion by Blake Crouch is like 70% as good as Dark Matter but its new

    Also, “housecrynasty”, fan of the Minnesota “direwolves” calling stuff fantasy nerd shit is pretty ironic don’t you think a little toooooooo ironic yeah I really do think.
     
    #11534 RonBurgundy, Jul 17, 2019
    Last edited: Jul 17, 2019
  35. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsArizona WildcatsTexas AandM Aggies altTennessee Volunteers

    tyfys
     
    Sex Fuckhead likes this.
  36. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    Edited my post but dark matter is fantastic and the best of that list imo
     
    DirtBall likes this.
  37. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsArizona WildcatsTexas AandM Aggies altTennessee Volunteers

    All The Light We Cannot See sounds like some depressing ass memoir that my depressed aunt prolly already left up at the cabin with a sticky note that says "MUST READ"
     
    JoeySmalls and Sex Fuckhead like this.
  38. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersChicago CubsDenver NuggetsKansas City ChiefsAvengersUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamUSA BasketballBig 8 ConferenceBig Ten ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    Blake Crouch is probably my favorite author currently.
     
    RonBurgundy likes this.
  39. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Invigorated after sunning my butthole
    Donor
    Nebraska Cornhuskers

    New book called The Nickel Boys by Colson Whitehead is supposed to be excellent.
     
    pnk$krtcryna$ty likes this.
  40. —

    Well-Known Member
    Donor

    American Psycho
     
  41. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    Rewatched Colorado game on YouTube last night, holy shit how did we lose that game.

    Colorado and Northwestern were such absolute choke jobs
     
    BWC, OZ, JohnnyChimpo and 6 others like this.
  42. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersDenver NuggetsBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    a dog with the squirts is one of the bottom 3 things in the world.
     
  43. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
    Donor
    Kansas City RoyalsChicago BearsSporting Kansas CityPortland Trail Blazers altNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    I feel like next time I open this thread this post will have grown to an Oz-ian length.
     
  44. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

    Donor
    Rutgers Scarlet KnightsArizona WildcatsTexas AandM Aggies altTennessee Volunteers

    ol' dogskrt gotta UTI which she let us know about by w*zzing all over the couch and bedroom floor so that's gotta be up their
     
    EdmondDantes, DirtBall and BrentTray like this.
  45. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsBig 8 ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    When my doge was a pup he ate a Christmas ornament right off the tree. Proceeded to poop out bits of glass and the hook a few days later. Never had any issues since, but that was scary.
     
    BWC, HuskerInMiami and DirtBall like this.
  46. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersDenver NuggetsDenver BroncosColorado AvalanceBorussia DortmundManchester UnitedColorado State Rams

    NCHusker88 tell me of this Blake Eric crouch feller
     
  47. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
    Donor TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersChicago CubsDenver NuggetsKansas City ChiefsAvengersUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamUSA BasketballBig 8 ConferenceBig Ten ConferenceNebraska Cornhuskers alt

    He has written some really good books while also being proficient at running the triple option.

    My favorite works of his include:
    The Wayward Pines Series
    Truck sticking an Iowa defender
    Dark Matter
    Catching the winning touchdown pass from Mike Stuntz
    Recursion

    Worth checking out. I'd read Dark Matter first
     
    BWC, Nelson and JoeySmalls like this.
  48. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
    TMB OG
    Nebraska CornhuskersKansas City RoyalsEvertonAvengersUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    When Stanley dropped that touchdown in the second half I looked at my wife and told her we were going to lose the game. It was inevitable after that.
     
    BWC, OZ, BrentTray and 3 others like this.
  49. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersAtlanta Braves

    The amount of talent at opening day at Del Mar definitely rivals our 90s teams, dear god
     
    bleedzred, JoeySmalls and BrentTray like this.
  50. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    Got approved for Friday off. Colorado game here I come. I plan to be drunk for 2.5 straight days since I’m Tessa free and will be hanging out with DirtBall

    *throws up piss bomb shield*
     
    BWC, JoeySmalls, JCort and 2 others like this.