Keep the Big Red out of Boulder? When Beelzebub takes a snowmobile to work. That is probably my favorite all-time line to describe the traveling Husk.
What’s up with his jahkeem green cat? Should we assume he won’t be showing up to campus in the next month?
What do you suppose would end up giving Nebraska a better record (I guess it’s a bit of sideways way of asking what’s more important improvement wise)? - a Nebraska defense that finishes in top 40 overall, but loses Adrian Martinez in the 3rd game of the year for the year. - Adrian Martinez balls out (imagine 3,200 yards passing, 800 rushing and 10+ more touchdown passes thrown) but the defense plays only slightly better or the same as last season. (I can’t imagine it’s worse, but fuck us, you know?) Personally, I’d go with a better defense, but a lot would coincide on the offensive line play and if a few wr’s can step up.
From a long-term standpoint, what would be better? An individual with a great season supporting a meh defense? Or a great defense and an offense that Scott Frost gets to work without #1?
Oklahoma was a playoff team last year with the 114th ranked defense in the country. No amount of defensive improvement would make up for losing Adrian imo.
Feel like I’ve been in jail 4 months. Leaving northeast NJ for gods country aka Los Angeles on Weds night. Fuck you #Rutgers Scarlet Knights
Dean spamming the boards with this why yes I think I would like an 8 hour bus ride with a bunch of olds, two nights at a 2 star motel, and a free meal at the restaurant in Denver with the greatest risk of giving you Salmonella. 500 bucks is a steal imo.
That pamphlet is the definition of a Baby boomer ad. 1. Printed off on paper 2. Cell phone picture of the printed ad 3. Random colors within a sentence 4. Random sizes within a sentence 5. Trump-style random capitalizations and all caps 6. Random words highlighted 7. Bus trip 8. Pretty boomer-tier selection of restaurants. 9. Using p/p acronym 10. Contact by phone call, not text or email. 11. Mailing 12. Checks 13. Mailing Checks.
I mean, they never really had me, but they damn sure lost me at Casa Bonita's. Let's pay overly high prices for absolute trash food so I can watch some guys jump off rocks. Woo!
At least they got Ole’s right! Having said that. Boozing with your gang and @DirtBall>>>>>>>listening to the olds play the Husker fight song 800 times across Nebraska, tell ‘funny’ jokes they saw from their latest Husker facebook meme, not having to hear about that ‘GOD DAMN HIPPIE WEED SMELL.’
Rough night of softball. Goddamn 9:30 start and I was running around like an r-word out in left field (I don’t think the nap helped). I’m boycotting all 9:30 starts from here on out
I miss the good ol days of burgunlol cruddin up the thread with his takes from the world of watching other people play video games
My GFs dog has been dropping fish heads inside and outside the last three days. Woke up at midnight to see there was liquid p*op on my bedroom floor. Fast forward 2:45am to take him outside to liqui-Poop outdoors. I see a giant fucking spider that normally builds 10 foot webs on my deck, building one inside my patio door. I try to knock him outside but he retreats to inside my blinds. At this point, I hope it comes and kills me.
Need some good, crushable fiction recs. No 1000 page fantasy dork shit that's part 1 of 8, please and thanks
Dark Matter by Blake Crouch The Revenant by Michael Punke Assuming you’ve read/seen Gone Girl Girl on the Train was overrated but not awful All our Wrongs Today was ok All the Light We Cannot See was real good. Recursion by Blake Crouch is like 70% as good as Dark Matter but its new Also, “housecrynasty”, fan of the Minnesota “direwolves” calling stuff fantasy nerd shit is pretty ironic don’t you think a little toooooooo ironic yeah I really do think.
All The Light We Cannot See sounds like some depressing ass memoir that my depressed aunt prolly already left up at the cabin with a sticky note that says "MUST READ"
Rewatched Colorado game on YouTube last night, holy shit how did we lose that game. Colorado and Northwestern were such absolute choke jobs
ol' dogskrt gotta UTI which she let us know about by w*zzing all over the couch and bedroom floor so that's gotta be up their
When my doge was a pup he ate a Christmas ornament right off the tree. Proceeded to poop out bits of glass and the hook a few days later. Never had any issues since, but that was scary.
He has written some really good books while also being proficient at running the triple option. My favorite works of his include: The Wayward Pines Series Truck sticking an Iowa defender Dark Matter Catching the winning touchdown pass from Mike Stuntz Recursion Worth checking out. I'd read Dark Matter first
When Stanley dropped that touchdown in the second half I looked at my wife and told her we were going to lose the game. It was inevitable after that.
Got approved for Friday off. Colorado game here I come. I plan to be drunk for 2.5 straight days since I’m Tessa free and will be hanging out with DirtBall *throws up piss bomb shield*