Husk City: What is happening?

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  1. DirtBall

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    The ol DirtBall contact Drub
     
  2. OZ

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    Hopefully our accomplice doesn’t fall asleep in a strip club again.

    Rip non-Husk user anymore.
     
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    Lol at oz.” I plant drunk 2.69 diaz”

    Meanwhile I’m working and have blacked out 4 days in a row.

    To be fair day 4 (current day) was a surprise. Well it was definitely a get hammered day but not like I thought. So I’m flying home from Newark. Try to upgrade to first class and apparently United (shit airline) has a hair up their ass and want $1200 so no fuckin way. But it was $96 for business select or whatever they call it and that includes free drinks and a meal and plenty leg room.

    PLOT TWIST

    Thunder.
    Lightnin.
    All hell breakin lose.
    3 hour delay.

    They let us go back into the terminal cuz we ain’t takin off anytime soon.
    What started as a couple casual 25 ounce beers turned into negronis and Jameson shots.

    Now I’m in my business select seat hammered and there’s a pussy me first generation 12 year old next to me watching fortnite videos on YouTube.

    Now he’s napping on his moms lap. She’s napping too. Gen X and gen Z are so fuckin soft makes me really appreciate #millennialvalues.

    #fijiwater #chestcarrymanbag
     
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    If I were an emoji I’d be :dk:
     
  5. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    If you was an emoji you would be sloppy seconds.
     
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  6. oldberg

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    Stivrins is my bae and yes I will sober say that
     
  7. oldberg

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  8. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    I can't wait for the season because there is no topic that husk city has stronger opinions about than ranking our volleyball players hotness.
     
  9. IAHusk

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    I think we have a consensus on #1.
     
  10. EdmondDantes

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    you'll quickly learn that when talking all time there are at least 6 girls in play for #1 overall.
     
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    Line starts behind me.

    IIRC Mix saw Lexi play last year and professed his undying love for her itt
     
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  12. Mix

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    I watched the video posted above. There isn't even a competition and I will fly someone down to Publix to fight anyone who dare question that. The little sort of auburn haired girl is cute though. But Lexi is on another level.
     
  13. Mix

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    Guys I have sooooo many questions about this. Went to look up that one and this photo broke my brain. Is there fake indoor beach volleyball in Neb? They bring in fake palms and everything?

    nebbeach.PNG
     
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    Her face is by far the cutest. No doubt.

    Several others have her in the ass & legs department though.
     
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    Yes, the school fields a womens sand volleyball team and has an indoor sand court. Looks like that palm tree is a blow up tree to me...just there as a joke.
     
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  16. Mix

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    Ok based on only headshots from the official roster page here is the rankings.

    1. Lexi
    2. Megan
    3. Callie
    4. Hayley
    5. Lauren
    6. Jazz

    No one else worth ranking.
     
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  17. DirtBall

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  18. IAHusk

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    wut
     
  19. RonBurgundy

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    We don’t have a single senior on the roster this year?
     
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  20. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    How else do you think we fool California and Florida football recruits?
     
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    Correct. And they're going to be damn good. Next year tho??? May be looking at a '95 football team equivalent. Absolutely loaded with studs who will have all the experience on top of it.
     
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  22. RonBurgundy

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    Only problem are the other top 5 teams, like Stanford, who recruit like Alabama football, and are always dangerous
     
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    Stanford is the competition
     
  24. huskerrolly

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    Saw Kenzie Maloney at a bar last weekend. She’s my all-time #1. Her or Tara Mueller.
     
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  25. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    This guy gets it.
     
  26. EdmondDantes

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    kenzie and Tara are an easy 1 and 2 for me in no order.
     
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  27. IowaHuskerFan3

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    jazz at 6? No way. Gimme Jazz all day long
     
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  28. Mix

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    I was basing it all on one photo. Probably not most of their best sides but I think I'm good with the list. It was tough in that 5-6 slot for me though.
     
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  29. Randy Dangus

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  30. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    That seems dangerous but I don't ever watch Monday Night Raw.
     
  31. Kent Pavelka

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    I know extremely little about wrestling but that seems hard to pull off.

    Did our blond boy concuss himself with that move?
     
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  32. OZ

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    The amount of lower-body strength that takes is really incredible (even more when you realize the kids he is going against are really good wrestlers).

    I can’t wait to see this kid at 320 lbs. Has the potential to completely control the point of attack and let our young buck linebackers run free to the ball.
     
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    You idiots are idiots for not having obvious No. 1/GOAT/HOF founder Rachael Schwartz at the top of your lists
     
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  34. BWC

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  35. EdmondDantes

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    hottest husk vballers rankings:

    1. Mueller
    2. Maloney
    3. Schwartz
    4. Cook
    5. Sun
    6. Stivrins
     
  36. The Hebrew Husker

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    Present day Hannah Werth is a major development imo.
     
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  37. The Hebrew Husker

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    Tara will always be #1 bae doe
     
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  38. IAHusk

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    1. Sun
    2. Mueller
    3. Schwartz
    4. Maloney
    5. Robinson
    6. Stivrins

    Honorable mention: Kelly Hunter
     
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  39. huskerrolly

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    Kelsey Robinson and Gina Mancuso belong above Stivrins
     
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  40. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  41. DirtBall

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  42. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Ah fuck. Fox Sports App for the fall? Fuck me
     
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  43. DirtBall

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    Actually the best soccer content for the dollar can be found on Watch ESPN. HTH.
     
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  44. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    The Great Firewall says fuck yo soccer content and

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  45. DirtBall

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    Do you even VPN brah?
     
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  46. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Of course, but I prefer having multiple options in case one isn’t working. Also, Fox Sports App still doesn’t work with the VPN engaged on my network there. One of the only apps I ran into that issue with (which is why I’m salty af right now)
     
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  47. oldberg

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    Where do I add shit to my fan of?
     
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  48. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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  49. DirtBall

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  50. BWC

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    Royalties, B*tch