Plus I believe Cook played it very vanilla tonight to save the trick plays for Sitdownford. Watch for the no look behind the back spikes saturday gbr
What a fucking machine. I can’t imagine how fucking pissed I’d be if I was as good as Cook (what, top 3 ever in college volleyball? At minimum?) and wasn’t considered the best coach on campus by my AD. What a dipshit.
At a school with arguably the best college football coach of all time (top 3 for sure given Nebradka’s territory) and he might not be the best coach ever on campus and your Ginger calls a crazy d-coordinator the best. I bet Cook kicked a puppy that day.
Like, it’s like how your grandma goes off talking about something that is sort of connected but just something she wants to talk about
Maybe if started doing things that actually help the team win like tucking his GD swaeatshirt in his GD sweatpants like a true savage he’d get a little more respect... gotta earn it
Can you guys believe top 3 coach but AD say no and Cook is confuse? And he, what a puppy machine! Top 3 (Nebradka history). Ginger say D coordinates? Bull honkey!
I’m saying (slightly drunk) that if I was Cook (who is considered one of the greatest volleyball coaches ever), and the AD was telling the other coaches the best coach on campus was a D-coordinator I’d fucking flip shit and demand a raise.
If I had a janitor tell me I was the worst toilet salesman in the building I’d say what the fuck man you’re just a janitor
How did gingercunt not see this coming when he made that offhand remark about the d coordinator being a good coach
Omg. Most days I assume the alcohol will kill me. Days like today I KNOW it’ll be an #OZpost that does me in. Legit tears rn.
You said, and I quote “the next 4/5 years will LOOK a lot better”. Need some photographic evidence before I support that claim.
I was not expecting to have to catch up to 5 pages of volleyball posts only to nearly choke on my own spit laughing at oz posts at the end. What a journey this was
It’s so great. He sends me the most articulate and thought out text in human history on the current status of our athletic department and Cooks rank in its hierarchy. Then post the most nonsensical #OZpost in history.
If we were making fun of your grammar, we would have asked if anyone has seen you and Dean in the same room at the same time.
Just when you think that comeback is going to be the highlight of the night, OZ goes off and takes it to another level.
Nebradka territory. I feel like I’m 8 again playing Oregon trail and trying to figure where i got dysentery at