Husk City: Iowa has bad corn

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  2. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis I've seen shit that'll turn you white!
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  3. BrentTray

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    A backup DL from Bama brings the win total to 4
     
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    I know it’s all dumb, but the news isn’t bad. Casey Rogers isn’t getting mop up duty at Bama.
     
  5. Herpitus Derp

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    Spot on - everyone lost their minds when we lost Rogers. We’ve more than made up for it. It still doesn’t necessarily mean we’ll make a bowl game, however.
     
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    The glass-half-full part of me likes that we seem to be doing better with NIL and the p*rtal than anyone else in the B1G West thus far. On the other hand, we probably are (and should be) more desperate.
     
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    Sounds like we’re landing Washington, the transfer WR from Texas. We might not win any games but I’m excited for the entertainment factor.
     
  9. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    Not winning ruins the entertainment factor. Beating a dead horse, but this team has been awful to watch for years.
     
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    I don't keep up with anything, is he any good, or is it like getting TAMU's 6th string RB?
     
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    No idea I just assume any kid we get from a team that generally recruits well will be better than a kid from Atkinson
     
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    I feel bad for the families in Atkinson who have to deal with that unnecessary ricochet shot.

    His stats don’t look great but I’ll wait for Dean to spin this like he’s going to replace Torre. I’m a sucker for getting excited with transfers from major programs. 4206C191-5017-41BA-88FF-0A733112FCD9.jpeg
     
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  13. Bo Pelinis

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    So he's like getting TAMU's 6th string RB.

     
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    Is that 5* DB from tOSU anywhere on the depth chart?
     
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    Topic is full of libs and now balloons are cancelled.
     
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    Also… are we really going to waste all the crootin money on Farts’ watch?

     
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  18. Kent Pavelka

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    It’s a cool thing to see but sure is a big ol litter
     
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    Gotta dig back to UCF to find a decent frost gif
     
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    Husk City: Give me littering or give me death
     
  22. Bo Pelinis

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    Balloongate is now my favorite off-season topic since 1997. Let assholes in Ainsworth anguish. The insurrectionists in Imperial implode. The paste eaters in Peru protest. GBR NFM
     
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    Fire Trev guy, small solo cup of lemon frozen treat in hand, let’s place 2,000 empty balloons on your yard Labor Day weekend. Then another 2,000 empty balloons in your neighbors the following week. Then OU comes to town… the cul-de-sac will be in rooins!
     
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  25. RonBurgundy

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    I’m glad corch farts doing his best to not waste any balloons by not scoring any banty points next season 4d chess move by corch gbr nfm fuck trev
     
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  26. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Fans angry about balloon tradition ending

    Winning tradition ending is fine tho
     
  28. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    How much money do I make if I sit outside your stadium with a truck full of helium tanks and red balloons on game day?

    Buy A Balloon! Show Your Support! Only $5 Dollars!
     
  29. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Get it on that chud racket. Sell some black rifle coffee with it too
     
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  30. Bo Pelinis

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    Tactical balloons
     
  31. Kent Pavelka

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    Potw
     
  32. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    going online to call people snowflakes and also getting very mad i can't have a balloon
     
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    Getting more and more ok with this state not having a good football program ever again.
     
  35. BrentTray

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    Hey guys remember joy in sports

     
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    The reaction so many have had to the balloons are canceled culture is a fascinating look into so many of these dipshits minds.

    On the other hand, I never had a fun game of ‘keep the balloon off the ceiling’ as a kid. We tried to keep it off the ground and there is plenty of hot air these morons can use to blow the fucker up and play the game where the kids keep it off the ground.
     
  37. Bo Pelinis

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    For like 5 games in 2010 I thought we were back and Taylor Martinez was a legit heisman candidate. Have to say that’s prob the last time I’ve felt good about the program.
     
  38. Bo Pelinis

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    Like even when we went to the Big 10 title game I hated Bo so it didn’t feel as good as it should have and it was obvious we weren’t a great team before being exposed by Wisconsin. Riley had exciting crootin but the field was mostly yuck and Scoot is the worst of all of em by far
     
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    man that was 12 years ago. your post really brought that home for me. jeeze.
     
  40. EdmondDantes

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    find someone who looks at you the way scote looks at transfer portal WRs
     
  41. IowaHuskerFan3

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    My JUCO baseball coach would let me close out game 1 in the fall and then just book it back to my dorms for Nebraska games…. That 2010 season was fun.
     
  42. GordoBombay

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    Nobody said nothin' about banning blue balloons after the first Bobcat touchdown
     
  43. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    ...with 200 receiving yards over 3 seasons

    He's really worked on his route running!
     
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  44. hudson

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    Just bring your own balloon.
     
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    Fuck America
     
  46. The Hebrew Husker

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    Was talking to a guy at work the other day and was saying how wild it is that I’d gladly take the B12 Bo era results right now. At least for awhile it felt like we were actually close, and all the games seemed to matter because at the very least we were in the hunt for a division title.

    Fuck Bo, I still think he should have been fired but man…
     
  47. DirtBall

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  48. Tommy Jefferson

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    More talented than a 3-9 Husker squad? Lol yea rite
     
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    He could play with the ‘95 squad and fuck up a 4th quarter.