Husk City: Iowa has bad corn

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  1. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    this is such a dumb program
     
  2. The Hebrew Husker

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    I guess Frost waited 4 years to decide hiring qualified assistants and passing out PEDs would be a good idea.
     
  3. DirtBall

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    Like 99% of athletes use PEDs and like 5 get caught each year. Of course we’d monopolize those 5 spots.
     
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  4. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    All the PEDs from the 90s wouldn’t help this team become more talented. Ruin your body now and in the future for 3-5 wins, morons.
     
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  5. RonBurgundy

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    Honestly the number of average non-sports athletes/gym bros who take PEDs just for better gains and looks is staggeringly high in the early to late 20s demographic regardless
     
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  7. Tommy Jefferson

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    Translation plz
     
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    I think it means she’s not going to bow to white boomer men with antiquated views and policies.
     
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  9. Squints

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  10. Tommy Jefferson

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    It’s a damn shame they didn’t #PrideMonth
     
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  11. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Congrats on adding USC and UCLA to the B1G.

    Poor Scoot.
     
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  12. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis I've seen shit that'll turn you white!
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    If we’re going to suck we might as well be rich
     
  13. RonBurgundy

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    Oh no we are only going to win 3 games a year instead of 3 games a year!
     
  14. RonBurgundy

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    Also, imagine ucla/USC having to play road games in November in 20 degree weather. Lmao what a terrible decision
     
  15. RonBurgundy

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    Also might be the only reason I decide to travel to a road game to watch us lose is going to California vacations in the fall
     
  16. RonBurgundy

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    Also clearly this is so UCLA volleyball can play with the dynasties in the B1G.
     
  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Man IDK WTF is going on anymore is this for real or still somewhere in the devine pre-ejaculatory rumor stages?
     
  18. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Can’t wait to get drubbed by the Trojans here in Lincoln again!
     
  19. Kent Pavelka

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    College football is pretend
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    The only thing real is RATT and BUSCH and CORN and the MAKOVICKA FAMILY ever heard of em
     
  20. Kent Pavelka

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  21. 42yard

    42yard don't you wanna scram
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    *w̶e̶e̶p̶s̶ stares stoically and endlessly into the void in lunchpail*
     
  22. Corch

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    The first time either of these schools has to go to Purdue they're gonna think they've landed in the upside down.
     
  23. huskerrolly

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    can’t imagine Oregon State is much different
     
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  24. Corch

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    Isn't Nike HQ in Beaverton?
     
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  25. Bo Pelinis

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    Corvallis is awesome
     
  26. The Hebrew Husker

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    Glad the head of tourism for Dublin is helping us out with the real info we need.

     
  27. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    That's actually the most illuminating tweet of Dean's life.

    College football dumb AF now
     
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  28. huskerrolly

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    Yes. Oregon State plays in Corvallis though.
     
  29. Corch

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    Well I'm dumb
     
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  30. herb.burdette

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    I admire the sense of humor here.
     
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  31. The Hebrew Husker

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    If I know the Big Ten, I’d expect USC and UCLA to avoid playing any road games after Halloween.

    Nebraska will probably play at USC and then at UCLA the following Thursday. Maybe they’ll throw OSU between the two.
     
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  32. EdmondDantes

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  33. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    OZ2 what in the fuck am I reading in this tweet?


    It’s been good good enough time lol I’m I’m sorry sorry for your time and my km my
     
  34. Kent Pavelka

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    That’s an all-timer, Deanski
     
  35. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Husk City: Ureal!
     
  36. OZ2

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    Think I activated Siri while conversations around beers were had? A friend reached out and asked if I was ok or if I had a stroke.
     
  37. Squints

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    P meh husk gear release by Homefield. I know why, but changing goat Herbie’s hand ruins him

     
  39. QuickdrawJohnny

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    I kinda like this hoodie but not at that stupid ass price of $72

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  40. The Hebrew Husker

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    Yeah I was kind of expecting some stuff I hadn’t seen before but that didn’t really happen. Part of what happens when you have pretty boring branding and minimal logo/mascot changes the past 80 years but still.
     
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  41. huskerrolly

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    I bought the red t-shirt of this one.
     
  42. EdmondDantes

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    this fuckin guy is the Ptolemy of our time
     
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    Hope the young man has a great 2024 season at USC
     
  44. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    Lol, what the fuck. He’ll be SEC by December.
     
  45. TheStrain

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    Are we back?!
     
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  46. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    I haven’t watched tape on our recruits in a long time, but we’re on track. Only about 75 more 4 stars before we have the talent to compete.
     
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  47. oldberg

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    God I feel bad for him
     
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  48. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Head corch in waiting Mickey doing work
     
  49. RonBurgundy

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    Will never make it to campus.