Husk City: Meh

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  1. Sex Fuckhead

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    I just pulled up his highlights and his third play is blocking. Sure he was injured in the 4th game but yeah the film leaves a lot to be desired. He can earn offers senior year with good film and those testing numbers though.
     
  2. DirtBall

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    Oh shit. Everything fine up river? Should I get someone to check in on Grandma Dirt?
     
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  3. DirtBall

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  4. pnk$krtcryna$ty

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    Prolly Jon Levorson
     
  5. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    My hippo is skeptical. But if true, would help tremendously.

     
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  6. oldberg

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    No fucking the way until I see it
     
  7. oldberg

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  8. oldberg

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  9. EdmondDantes

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    Gunnerson got invited to the All-American Bowl.
     
  10. 1

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    I don't think it's that big of a stretch. I mean there's like 10 of them with experience. Just need a couple to have a "breakout" season.
     
  11. Sex Fuckhead

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    John Levorson was way more of a fluid athlete on film imhv
     
  12. RonBurgundy

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    I mean, we haven't had a DL with a pass rush since Randy Gregory so even a blind sow finds an ear of corn every now and then gbr nfm
     
  13. BWC

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    Goodnight, sweet ACL
     
  14. IowaHuskerFan3

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    This is the most husk statement I’ve heard in awhile
     
  15. Sex Fuckhead

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    Them daviii gonna put their Wrasslin and shot puttin on display right all over the b10 QBs this year.
     
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  16. HuskerGuy99

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    He was fluid in class B-3 Nebraska high school ball. The moment he saw a man with melanin that fluid left him quickly, and he promptly left the sport for good.
     
  17. HuskerGuy99

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    There's a better anecdote than that. At one point, the two fastest kids on Nebraska's team were white walk-ons from the same small school. This was under Frank Solich. Both were let go by Callahan.
     
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  18. HuskerGuy99

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    I think the DD brothers getting more playing time should let the D brothers wreak havoc off the edge. Khalil had some nice plays for us last year. Those guys should be getting to the QB more if the DD brothers can command double teams. I think the best part about the DL will be that they can actually stop the run now with the size they have. That's what killed us more than anything the past couple years.
     
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  19. Sex Fuckhead

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    It was more of him aggressively smoking pot and being coddled by his parents than him being afraid of black people.
     
  20. Biff Bridges

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    Unless she’s in a van down by the river I’m sure things are fine.
     
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  21. 2

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  22. Sex Fuckhead

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    Flying for work. Had some shit come up at literally 6:30 am so I was like damn I need coffee to figure this shit out. Then I got on my flight and I wanted to sleep so now I’m drinking a mimosa. #Doctored.
     
  23. pnk$krtcryna$ty

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    I bought a house like an idiot and then I bought a used Point Break dvd like a genius
     
  24. Kent Pavelka

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    Anybody ever done a sensory deprivation tank? Tessa got me a sesh for my birthday.

    Massages disgust me and fill me with anxiety and make me very uncomfortable. So the idea of floating on this salty water in a soundless lightless room is my exact idea of relaxation.
     
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  25. RonBurgundy

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    Don’t read Recursion and you’ll be fine
     
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  26. pnk$krtcryna$ty

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    They have any SE Asian joints around here that specifically allude to the handjobs they don't give you?
     
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  27. Houndster

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    Joe Rogan has told me that I need one in my house
     
  28. Biff Bridges

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    They're fine. I got a gift certificate for 3 sessions and have only done 2 and will probably get around to doing the last one. The descriptions people give of their "experience" seem pretty embellished compared to my own but maybe they're dropping acid before idk. 5/10 might try again.

    I'd much rather have a massage as long as they don't talk my ear off the whole time.
     
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  29. Kent Pavelka

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    Yeah I may inject my eyebulbs beforehand.

    This place’s website told me about ol Rogan being a big believer, and that’s not exactly a selling point but whatever.
     
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  30. Kent Pavelka

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    Jokes on you, I never learned to read.
     
  31. pnk$krtcryna$ty

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    My wife gave me a gift certificate to a sensory deprivation tank it's called our MARRIAGE certificate lmbo ha
     
  32. NCHusker88

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    Lemme tell you your first mistake
     
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  33. IAHusk

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  34. IowaHuskerFan3

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    I prefer my go big red on my lower back
     
  35. pnk$krtcryna$ty

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    so dudes can NFM on it
     
  36. The Hebrew Husker

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    Houndster

    Got conned into playing in the State Games this weekend for softball. Do your thing and make it rain.
     
  37. football501

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    Watch out for Demigorgans
     
  38. DrTomOsbourne

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    Tonight's rewatch is the Minnesota game.

    Remember when we went literally over two years without getting a holding call against one of our opponents?
     
  39. EdmondDantes

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    the big 10 conference is the woat. people forget that.
     
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  40. pnk$krtcryna$ty

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    man I'd never call a hold in favor of Ross fucking Dzuris either
     
  41. EdmondDantes

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    does anyone actually watch the ESPYs? I feel like i have never personally tuned in nor have I ever met anyone who has.

    I don't think I would watch this boring shit if I was nominated for one.
     
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  42. Kent Pavelka

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    Then how do you know it’s boring? Could be gripping af but you ain’t never seen it.

    I ain’t seen it either.
     
  43. NCHusker88

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    My dad watches it. Think that's the main demo
     
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  44. football501

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    I watch this monologue from the ESPYs fairly regularly, because it’s outstanding:

     
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    I don’t know if any of you are on the Chive, but they just partnered with Busch and designed a few tees. Saw these and immediately went from zero to cornfire100gbr
     
  46. HuskerInMiami

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    Do you think baseball teams will use this or change the way the 3rd base coach makes calls?
     
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  47. The Hebrew Husker

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    My GF showed me this, and it’s pretty cool but I think the one thing that could prevent it is the fact that once you get to a higher level signs become more complex. Like the indicator changes by inning, etc. So the sample size would basically be one inning long before it changes.

    Also had a coach in legion ball switch entirely to QB play wristbands with signs being given vocally based on 3-4 number combos. He’d only use each combo once so signs were nearly impossible to steal.
     
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  48. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Just got the confirmation for the Ohio State tickets. Feels good. Iowa too.
     
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  49. QuickdrawJohnny

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    His Sports Show was so good. And his roast bit of Bob Saget is my favorite roast of all time.
     
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