Husk City: What is happening?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Bo Pelinis, Oct 20, 2018.

  1. JoeySmalls

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    Rantadine may or may not cause cancer just like I may or may not be drunk
     
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  2. Randy Dangus

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    I appreciate seeing a decently played game where we won handily and I wasn’t telling at the television for 2 hours.
     
  3. 2

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    Imagine being stuck in last week like sCUm.

    14-1*!!!!!!!

    *fans won

    We want cutig
     
  4. TheStrain

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    I dont mean to jump to conclusions but im pretty sure were playoff bound
     
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  5. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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  6. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Frost is the only natty winning head coach dabo hasn't beat
     
  7. DirtBall

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    Hey. If you could NOT ruin the name of those hard working dental employees nationwide with your filth. That’d be a nice change.
     
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  8. DirtBall

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    THIS
     
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  9. cutig

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    Actually that's not true since Mack brown is coaching again but his scalp goes into the trophy case in two weeks
     
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  10. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    Honestly feel free to just count it now
     
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  11. HuskerPriapism

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  12. DirtBall

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    WHAT UO HYSKER HARD ON!?!?!?
     
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  13. DirtBall

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    Is huskwiz still a bitch??!?
     
  14. DirtBall

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  15. Squints

    Squints oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling
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    So drunk, LIKE AN IDIOT.
     
  16. DirtBall

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    Biff is such a bitch
     
  17. DirtBall

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    One thumbed fucck
     
  18. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Ol' Nolte is a very angry feller
     
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  19. cutig

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  20. DrTomOsbourne

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    Drank a lot of beers. Had a good day.

    Also we got a dog. Good husking time.

    [​IMG]
     
  21. cutig

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    Is the dog named Scott
     
  22. DirtBall

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    HuskerWiz impregnated a B. Their “offspring” ruined this site. Biff was a 100% husk. But his bitch ass lost a thumb
     
  23. DrTomOsbourne

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    Buddy. The hawksker spawn pretty much sealed it by only being able to say it.
     
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  24. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Teach the spawn to say Scott ASAP and your dog will husk like hell
     
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  25. DirtBall

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    Good god this is pathetic
     
  26. DrTomOsbourne

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    She says Go Big Red and I have her trained to say Yucky at the Iowa logo
     
  27. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    Of course it took CU a single week to start hurting our resume
     
  28. The Dandy Highwayman

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    Damn. Just when you think the Scrolls couldn't get any more f$%&ed up, Nolte steps in and says "hold my 18 year old scotch".

    Bridges, you're an okay turd in my book.
     
  29. QuickdrawJohnny

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    Before I catch up on this thread, I just have a couple questions.

    Why is our playcalling better with the backups in than when our starters are in? Vedral and co were doing great. Did NIU have their backups in also or something? wtf. Screens and flat passes in our own endzone doesn't seem like a great plan.

    2) hypothetical - I thought of this watching the Eastern Mich - Illinoise game. If you're in a 2 min offense and driving, wouldn't it be better when WRs catch and go for a first down to put the ball down where they catch it instead of give to the officials? Seems weird seeing them toss the ball to the official who then places it immediately and starts the clock.
     
  30. IAHusk

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    The officials are always going to re-spot the ball where they say you went down. The ball has to be spotted between the hash marks for the start of a new play anyway. So if you catch it outside the hash marks, it's faster to toss the ball to a ref instead of making them run over and grab it where you went down.
     
  31. triple-r

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    I think he’s saying keep the ball away from the official so everyone can get back to the line/set before the official signals ready for play, saving time from running off the clock.
     
  32. IAHusk

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    Good call. Didn't catch the first down part of that.
     
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  33. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Montez now joins the illustrious order of #Colorado Buffaloes QBs that are apparently only really good when they play Nebraska.

    Mike Moschetti, Joel Klatt, Bobby Pesavento, Craig Ochs welcome your newly ordained brother
     
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  34. TheStrain

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    If we could list the qbs from all teams that we make look like Tom Brady we would run out of space on TMB
     
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  35. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    When Montez connected on that perfect 35 yd fade to take the lead late in the fourth, an endless reel of opposing QBs completing the GOAT throw against us ran through my head.

    Every qb we play hits that throw evertim. Then next week they can't wipe their own ass against Bowling Green
     
  36. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I haven't begun reading the gametim f*lth yet just wanna know if the portly asschild in the Youngstown hat was discussed and if anyone knows his AIDS status
     
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  37. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Also while i'm glad got to watch the game, it was pretty cool that we drove 6 hours up to the gunflint trail for an idyllic Fall Minnbestgoata wedding, staying at a cabin on a remote AF lake only to have to come back the next AM for a demon doin demon stuff with 103 degree fevers and having fuckall for healthcare resources aside from what my Gary Paulson imagination could conjure.

    Fuck us ain't stayin put in my football life
     
    #14487 pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ, Sep 15, 2019
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  38. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Well when you are #standing for the flag and #kneeling at the cross to #SUPPORT the troops, things can happen. Loliberal pipe smoker.
     
  39. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    So weird how he kept trying to bring politics in it. Always a victim.
     
  40. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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  41. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  42. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    doc is a top 2 old person on Twitter. the other is Phil Mickelson.
     
  43. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    thinking about those 'mits
     
  44. RonBurgundy

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    Do you even OJ tho?
     
  45. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I almost asked the question if Turner Corcoran visited
     
  46. Tommy Jefferson

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    I had a wacky dream last night that we ran a bubble screen in our own end zone. My mind comes up with some real strange things while I’m sleeping.
     
  47. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Can't wait for corch scort to stop tryna be smarter than everyone so he can get back to bein smarter than everyone