Husk City: Not a Lot of Empirical Data Out There to Suggest This Will Work

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  1. OZ2

    OZ2 Well-Known Member

    Anybody else, while pre-prepping for thanksgiving need a sous chef (Aka, your wife) to remind you to do things involved in said prepping because you are getting a bit too toasty?

    or is this just a yearly holiday tradition of mine.
     
  2. The.Barron.of.Miles

    The.Barron.of.Miles Scarlet and Cream
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    That sucks. I had that same burrito last time I was there and thought it was great.
     
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  3. The.Barron.of.Miles

    The.Barron.of.Miles Scarlet and Cream
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    Wife is currently doing this. Kids are helping and I’m drinking. That is my yearly tradition.
     
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  4. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Milt bets keep moving the line

     
  5. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Your Keep Frost callers eating this shit up as validation?
     
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  6. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    They eat their own feces for validation
     
  7. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    I need to hammer this money line
     
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    3-9 season is 30 for 30 worthy. Capped by an obit for a man who suffered from mental illness penned by his son, who too is struggling from mental illness, sending scores of Nebraska families into financial ruin.

    Go Big Red!
     
  9. Kent Pavelka

    Kent Pavelka Let's pause 10 seconds for station identification
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    It’s Thanksgiving Day
    And all hope is lost
    That is to say
    Unless you’re Scott Frost

    you’re living the dream!
    A wildcat feral!
    Helm a Big Ten team,
    Make proud Corch Carol

    Bang coeds and barmaids
    And hire your cronies
    Just don’t get farm AIDS
    or let them know you’re all phonies

    A big chaw in your cheek
    And let rip a sound bite
    “Great practice this week!”
    “A twelve round fight!”

    But you know you’re a fraud
    This juice can’t be fruit
    Your scheme’s just too flawed
    You refuse to recruit

    A favorite against Kirk?
    It’s false pretense
    Yeah you’re a jerk
    But you can’t lick Ferentz!

    when you lose, “one more beer!”
    Slap the rear of that lady
    At least “one more year!”
    From our foolish AD

    Then we’ll need a new leader
    A too-familiar spot
    But any bottom feeder
    Is better than what we got!
     
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    Last edited: Nov 25, 2021
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    This is the real meaning of Thanksgiving!
     
  11. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I'll read that to my children tonight for bedtime

    dad$krt what's farm aids?
     
  12. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Happy Thanksgiving, fellow sufferers. I am thankful that our fair state of fandom cares so little about empirical evidence and is done pretending like it does.
     
  13. OZ2

    OZ2 Well-Known Member

    I’m the one that actually does 75% of the cooking. I enjoy it. I just get to a point where if I don’t have somebody reminding me I need to do A,B,C something is going to go wrong.
     
  14. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Happy thanksgiving you turkeys
     
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  15. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Go big turkey
     
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  16. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Awareness
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    "I am the face of AIDS"

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    "I am the face of AIDS"

    [​IMG]
    "We are the faces of AIDS"
     
  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Now I can't get Motorhead's Ace of Spades out of my head except with "face of AIDS"
     
  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    berg I can only imagine how scary the late 80s must've been for your community
     
  19. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Whys that?
     
  20. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Maybe that's why there's so many kids in nebraska named aidan
     
  21. BigRedEazy

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    Lions game felt like a Husker game today. Horrible time management. Back to back OL penalties killing multiple drives. Lots of horizontal passing game. Lose by one score. Fuuuuuuuck football for real
     
  22. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Giants aren’t any better bro
     
  23. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    can't fathom being a Lions and Huskers fan. those poor souls have seen some shit.
     
  24. —

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    My bro in law is one of the few..
     
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  25. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    cdaysker
     
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  26. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    You ever seen my fan of section?
     
  27. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    Had the Bears +2.5. Fuck you Nagy.
     
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  28. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Recent world series champ, bad NFL team but not Lions-tier bad, I don't know what that is, perennial playoff NBA team, GOAT CFB team of the GOAT decade
     
  29. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Tis a shame we have a perfect thread title atm
     
  30. 2

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    Team “There’s no hope. Fuck everything. Go Big Red.”
     
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    Fuck Iowa. Win a football game.
     
  32. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    4-e-ver and 8
     
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  33. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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  34. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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  35. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    Teased Iowa to +6.5 and K State to +8.5.

    gonna be a good day.
     
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  36. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    doesn't matter, nothing ever does
     
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  37. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    Sounds like it's legit, just not sure of the seriousness.

    I'll take anything
     
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  38. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Good night, fellas. Thomspeed to your eyeballs and what they’re about to experience.
     
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  39. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    [​IMG]
     
  40. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis Not really into dinosaurs right now
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    Fun fact Wandale is 6 catches away from setting Kentucky’s single season catch record
     
  41. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    Yeah but how many 3rd and goals from the 3 has he played running back on?
     
  42. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    I often think of Wandale and then think of all our other problems… and he definitely made the right decision.
     
  43. A Black person

    A Black person Well-Known Member

    1 - Claiming this shit now but if Frost is fired Skip Bayless finna say Nebraska was DE-frosted today. Clown ass mf.

    8 - straight up forgot the format to this MF.

    Fuck Iowa, making sick kids and their families watch Iowa games is some next level type torture. In their darkest days at least let them kids stream some SEC games.

    Kirk Ferentz-with benefits can fuck off. Also, fuck me and these dumbass skip Bayless jokes

    Jojo was a good ass football man.

    Y’all I want Scoot to be the man here (hear) at Nebraska.
    We just need a new offensive staff and strength training and pretty much everything.

    Y’all remember Piggy Pollard from Orange Park? Best HS athlete I been seen.

    Coolest MF on the planet is that matrix looking cornrowed mf that stand behind frost.

    Some cac shit I do not get is hunting. I understand if we need the shit to eat but MF we got arby’s no need to blow a deer the damn hell away. Cold outside, no heat, just you sitting in a broke ass raised bed waiting for a deer to clock in so you can blow his head off. Plus, deer is dumb bitch you grew up in the wild gotta be looking at a dear (deer) stand sus af. Plus my buddy was trying to get me to do this shit. Setting up a feeder and watching this mf on some cam and knowing his schedule then showing up right as this mf clock in that ain’t hunting. I mean it takes talent to shoot the shot but the mf deer pretty much RSVP’d yo ass. Anyway I do some dumb shit too but it’s climate controlled.

    speaking of nature the first mf to eat an egg had to be weird af.

    If we hire Dan Vili-Waldrop and Fred Thorne imma burn all my Husk gear.

    Fuck Iowa, everybody on their roster got some far apart eyes, looking like some hills have eyes ice age 2 sid head ass.

    Still can’t believe Lee Corso outlived the good doctor.

    Bro, image being a body builder working years to grow muscle most mfs don’t have showing up to a competition and the first thing people think is ‘mf got a tiny ass pickle’. Miss me with them bikini bottoms.

    Fuck Iowa. Sincere apologies for the shitty content and inconsistencies in posting. Let us all now our heads close our eyes and in unison say ‘f Iowa’
     
  44. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    gbr gbr gbr gbr gbr gbr gbr
     
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  45. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Was it 8 gbrs and 7 quick hitters or opposite?
     
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  46. A Black person

    A Black person Well-Known Member

    no format, football is stupid cancel this szn
     
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  47. TheStrain

    TheStrain Do you see the Strain?
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    Is scott beats iowa do we forgive him for now and give him a shot to right the ship next season?
     
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  48. The Hebrew Husker

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    Tons of Iowa fans
     
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  49. OZ2

    OZ2 Well-Known Member

    nobody beats cdaysker

    - lions
    - Phoenix Coyotes
    - Suns
    - Huskers
    - Cubs (1 year of love with lots of shoot me in the face)
     
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